An actual fish tank?
Don't get them wet.A real cardboard one with real cardboard fish. Any tips for not killing them?

Or feed them after midnight![]()
WHERE IS ENYA IN OUR TIME OF NEED? The only reason I can think of for her prolonged absence is that some ENEMY OF SERENITY has broken into CASTLE ENYA and deleted all the much-loved PRESETS on her BONTEMPI





Do they adapt to time zones?Which is a ridiculous concept. I eat after midnight EVERY DAY
Well, I've just called the POLICE because a chap was stumbling, clearly ruinously shitfaced, down the side of the busy road I live on. It was funny at first because he fell into the bus shelter and was bouncing off walls, but then he fell face down on the grass verge and didn't get up, and I just thought 'enough is enough'. This is quite a nice area and we don't want an unconscious derelict being the first thing people see as they pass through.

My work have confirmed that we'll be working longer but less days.
My work have confirmed that we'll be working longer but less days. I don't really know how I feel about that because it'll probably mean some days I don't see the kids, and I don't know who will look after them outside the nursery hours (which have been reduced also).
*sighs*

I'm just thinking of the neighbours. Some of them are incredibly old and if we have an undesirable element in the area it'll play havoc with the property prices, their houses won't be worth inheriting.You know, people often ask me, what exactly is it that you like about @ButterTart? Well, I say. There’s that enormous pair of creamy boobs for starters. But above all it’s the warmth![]()

Rewatches are dead hun. Find us something else to do!Moopy is a bit boring lately. I blame the games I haven't indulged in and the lack of mid-week watching
This AGAIN!
Moopy is a bit boring lately. I blame the games I haven't indulged in and the lack of mid-week watching