The Hotel Friday

[Shirley]

It's quite stupidly windy today. I've just had to put my poor old tomato plants in the SHED

 

[floppet]

My bins are being blown up and down the side garden and the back garden is full of sycamore branches that have been blown off the trees. Just another job for me to do before I cut the grass, chucking all of the branches over the back fence.

 

[floppet]

I popped into work for a couple of hours this morning, it was so weird seeing real people that I got quite giddy at one point. Was only supposed to be dropping off the work I've finished and picking more up but I couldn't resist catching up on the gossip so I eventually left at 5 past 12 in the hope that Allen's Fried Chicken would be open on my way home. It wasn't.

 

[ButterTart]

Every Friday when I do my big shop I buy a big box of Lindor and eat them all in one night. This is normal behaviour, yes?

 

[big ron]

I popped into work for a couple of hours this morning, it was so weird seeing real people that I got quite giddy at one point. Was only supposed to be dropping off the work I've finished and picking more up but I couldn't resist catching up on the gossip so I eventually left at 5 past 12 in the hope that Allen's Fried Chicken would be open on my way home. It wasn't.

We had Dixxy last night, I felt dirty after.

 

[floppet]

We had Dixxy last night, I felt dirty after.

I only feel dirty after a doner. Kebab shop's shut too.

 

[Zu]

Every Friday when I do my big shop I buy a big box of Lindor and eat them all in one night. This is normal behaviour, yes?

As I always say, what would life be without delicious things? And also, if you leave delicious things in the cupboard, they go stale VERY VERY QUICKLY

Oh the very state of us all

 

[Zu]

Woke up to the devastating news that Shad Gaspard, WWE superstar and one half of the catastrophically poorly judged black tag team Cryme Tyme, has drowned. I await comments from @Indie and @Chlammy, the only other Moopists who could feasibly give a shit.

RIP and sorry for your loss

Thank God it wasn’t Big Damo AKA (ahem) Killian Dain. Mind you, with all that back hair I’d imagine he’d be quite buoyant

 

[Lucille]

Penelope has come up as a suggested friend on Facebook. *HIDES*

 

[big ron]

I only feel dirty after a doner. Kebab shop's shut too.

Its been a tough time for takeaways, a lot of my favourites have been shut but out of nowhere the chippy literally across the road has suddenly got really good, I dont know what happened but they new owners have suddenly sussed out how to make really nice crunchy on the outside fluffy on the inside chips. I’ve eaten but want a bag but then I’m pretty fucking stoned