Somebody strangled Saturday

[K.C.]

The quarantine has made me so dependent on technology. I'm losing my attention span for reading. Help.

How y'all doing?

 

[big ron]

Love waking up at the crack of dawn thinking about programmatic middleware integrations.

 

[Sheena]

Morning! I’m wide awake as per. Randomly thinking about work ideas for some unknown reason. Lovely sunny morning though, so quite perky really.

 

[ButterTart]

Love waking up at the crack of dawn thinking about programmatic middleware integrations.

I'd be more concerned about how Dawn got into your house in the first place.

 

[big ron]

Morning! I’m wide awake as per. Randomly thinking about work ideas for some unknown reason. Lovely sunny morning though, so quite perky really.

Must be something in the air dear. Although Ms Ron came and rescued me from my office for some as quiet as possible HOWS YER FATHER which was better than work if I am honest.

 

[Sheena]

Must be something in the air dear. Although Ms Ron came and rescued me from my office for some as quiet as possible HOWS YER FATHER which was better than work if I am honest.

OH TO BE IN THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP

 

[Sheena]

Anyway, I went for a swim and it was CRAZY choppy- managed about 15 minutes but wasn't actually TRAVELLING anywhere! Still, made me feel rather good.

Popped to the local fish market and they had some incredible looking smoked salmon (as in the actual fillets rather than the thin stuff you get in the shops) and so have treated myself to that with lovely orange eggs from a local farm and a touch of wild garlic pesto made by a friend with a slice of Mr Sheena's lightly toasted home made country grain sourdough.

FUCK ME I'M MIDDLE CLASS.

 

[lolly]

OH TO BE IN THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP

I hadn't considered how lockdown may have affected your shenanigans, Shee.

I wouldn't mind betting it's RIFE on the Downs here again now.

 

[Sheena]

I hadn't considered how lockdown may have affected your shenanigans, Shee.

I wouldn't mind betting it's RIFE on the Downs here again now.

It’s happening again here, but I’m still respecting the lockdown. Plus the old man is ALWAYS here, so it doesn’t give much CHANCE.

A quick RUB IN THE SHOWER is about the best you can manage in a two bedroom flat, LET ME TELL YOU.

 

[octophone]

I'm in work. It's quiet which is fine for now but will get boring later.

Also, it is pissing rain. Which was not a good time to discover that one of my shoes is no longer watertight.

 

[lolly]

Just starting my fourth episode of Murder She Wrote.

I fear it may be time to get up.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been fine with the no sex thing as my sex drives often wanes to zero, although I’ve felt unbearably FRISKY over the past few days. I think it’s the HEAT.

 

[Rita]

PISSING RAIN here today. I am running out of things to DO! Ach well, may as well get involved in a bottle of Chablis.

 

[Rita]

I’ve been fine with the no sex thing as my sex drives often wanes to zero, although I’ve felt unbearably FRISKY over the past few days. I think it’s the HEAT.

Tell us more about this TURKISH FELLA.

 

[Rita]

I’ve just looked on the MOOPY ARCH ENEMY website and caught sight of a shirtless Paul Mescal out running and it got me all AFLUTTER . Then I read he is only 24! He DOES look older in all fairness.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just looked on the MOOPY ARCH ENEMY website and caught sight of a shirtless Paul Mescal out running and it got me all AFLUTTER . Then I read he is only 24! He DOES look older in all fairness.

What is Moopy arch enemy?

Finally shaving my head today. Didn't want to jump the gun until it was sufficiently wild, but after three separate people coming up to me and telling me I was a revelation in Foxy Brown, I've decided the time has come.

 

[Lucille]

Tell us more about this TURKISH FELLA.

Oh he’s just a strapping young man who works at the late night off licence, so naturally he’s had a lot of custom AS OF LATE. No doubt he’s just being FRIENDLY but I got a wink last night which is all it takes to SET ME OFF nowadays.

 

[lolly]

I’ve been fine with the no sex thing

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUCILLE?

 

[Zu]

Finally shaving my head today. Didn't want to jump the gun until it was sufficiently wild, but after three separate people coming up to me and telling me I was a revelation in Foxy Brown, I've decided the time has come.

I didn’t want to say but Glen Bulb has been coming to mind

 

[Lucille]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUCILLE?

Oh I go through phases of being a total slag, then months where it doesn’t interest me ONE BIT.

 

[Soldi]

Oh he’s just a strapping young man who works at the late night off licence, so naturally he’s had a lot of custom AS OF LATE. No doubt he’s just being FRIENDLY but I got a wink last night which is all it takes to SET ME OFF nowadays.

I don’t think there’s any HOMOS round my end, other than some cunts from school and my MP.

 

[Rita]

What is Moopy arch enemy?

Finally shaving my head today. Didn't want to jump the gun until it was sufficiently wild, but after three separate people coming up to me and telling me I was a revelation in Foxy Brown, I've decided the time has come.

Daily Male

 

[Lucille]

That Paul Mescal photo is really TOO MUCH.

 

[Rita]

Oh he’s just a strapping young man who works at the late night off licence, so naturally he’s had a lot of custom AS OF LATE. No doubt he’s just being FRIENDLY but I got a wink last night which is all it takes to SET ME OFF nowadays.

Oh no I think he is looking for some SUGAR, HONEY BEE.

 

[Rita]

That Paul Mescal photo is really TOO MUCH.

It certainly CAUGHT MY EYE.

 

[Kate]

I am not missing sex AT ALL, but I almost certainly would be if I was single. Such is the irony of my stupid brain. Hey Reet, at what point in your 40s do you get that SECOND WIND that Cosmo tells us about?

 

[octophone]

BORED NOW.

3 and a half hours to go.

 

[Kate]

Was planning to go and meet Mr Kate again today but it's raining on and off here so that's postponed. I suppose I should go for a run instead once it's cleared up. Just have to try and resist the booze until then. TOUGH TIMES.

 

[Kate]

Ooh Tears for Fears "Change" on the radio, that's perked me up.

 

[octophone]

It will take a bit for me to resist the lure of the booze tonight. But I'm going to try. I only have Sunday and then I'm back at work so I can't really waste the day.

 

[octophone]

Ooh Tears for Fears "Change" on the radio, that's perked me up.

Change > Shout but Pale Shelter > Change.

 

[Star]

Daily Male

RITA

 

[Rita]

RITA

Sorry Star.

 

[Rita]

I just don’t really know where else to get my HOT CELEBRITY GOSSIP.

 

[Rita]

I am not missing sex AT ALL, but I almost certainly would be if I was single. Such is the irony of my stupid brain. Hey Reet, at what point in your 40s do you get that SECOND WIND that Cosmo tells us about?

I don’t really know. My fire has never really relinquished YET and I am 47 in a September.

 

[lolly]

Off out to meet a friend. Might actually go to her flat. Over it.

 

[Kate]

Change > Shout but Pale Shelter > Change.

I do like Pale Shelter too but it hasn't got XYLOPHONE on it.

 

[Lucille]

I’m popping out for a coffee and to get some Valium.

 

[octophone]

I do like Pale Shelter too but it hasn't got XYLOPHONE on it.

Yeah, there is that...TFF were actually quite decent until they went all "real music" and spent 3 years and a million quid on pretending to be The Beatles.

 

[Zu]

I’m popping out for a coffee and to get some Valium.

It’s all going very Fassbinder. Just call her Margit

I do hope you aren’t - read: ARE - offering sexual favours to the local physician in return for the delicious goods