Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[D5K]

Who'll be in charge of that account?

Already people coming out in force and saying "it's been hacked" while ignoring the more obvious answer

 

[octophone]

Deleted already.

 

[Shirley]

CRIPES

Someone's going to get a SMACKED BOTTY in the MORNING!

 

[dmlaw]

Someone's on their last day, then.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's been deleted already!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Screenshot here

 

[octophone]

Someone's on their last day, then.

Well, if they weren't at half-four, they are now...

 

[Soldi]

I feel like that should have been the Kalavision slogan.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can still see it on Twitter, but says it won't load.

 

[Lucille]

BBC now reporting the tweet!!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's been taken down but already reported by BBC and let's hope there'll be similar tweets by other organisations..

 

[big ron]

I’d happily get sacked for that. Top work.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a lot of political drama for a bank holiday weekend!

 

[rocketstail]

 

[lolly]

WTF was it?

 

[lolly]

Oh right. Was poaching a bit of cod and not paying attention.

 

[GNL]

CRIPES

Someone's going to get a SMACKED BOTTY in the MORNING!

Priti Patel has volunteered to administer the punishment.

 

[ButterTart]

As a civil servant, I heartily endorse this message.

Also, I hear Sky News have confirmed that a car with Cumminic Dommings' number plate was at Barnard Castle on the day in question. Johnson has fucked this one up spectacularly.

 

[Ellie]

As a civil servant, I heartily endorse this message.

Also, I hear Sky News have confirmed that a car with Cumminic Dommings' number plate was at Barnard Castle on the day in question. Johnson has fucked this one up spectacularly.

Was that the one on his wife's birthday?

 

[Soldi]

As a civil servant, I heartily endorse this message.

Also, I hear Sky News have confirmed that a car with Cumminic Dommings' number plate was at Barnard Castle on the day in question. Johnson has fucked this one up spectacularly.

This is all going spectacularly well!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A more thorough investigation than Dom is getting....

 

[ButterTart]

A more thorough investigation than Dom is getting....

The Tweeter used their instincts and acted with integrity. Can't see how they can possibly face reprisals for this.

 

[octophone]

The Tweeter used their instincts and acted with integrity. Can't see how they can possibly face reprisals for this.

They did what any parent would do. And any non-parent too.

 

[octophone]

Also, I hear Sky News have confirmed that a car with Cumminic Dommings' number plate was at Barnard Castle on the day in question. Johnson has fucked this one up spectacularly.

Oh, fucking OOPS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My boss has just reminded me that its the one year anniversary of this! To think she is already not the worst PM we've ever had.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, fucking OOPS.

The gradual drip feed of new evidence has been spectacularly well played. Giving the Tories enough rope to hang themselves, watching them squirm to escape, then doing it all again the next day.

The public want Cummings' head on a spike. Even Piers Morgan and Julia Fartley-Pooer are at him like rabid dogs, I honestly don't think this is going away.

 

[Soldi]

I can hear GUNSHOTS I presume someone has coronavirus is refusing to not self isolate.

 

[ButterTart]

My boss has just reminded me that its the one year anniversary of this! To think she is already not the worst PM we've ever had.

It's enough to make you NOSTALGIC.

 

[octophone]

My boss has just reminded me that its the one year anniversary of this! To think she is already not the worst PM we've ever had.

One year? Just the one? What? How?

 

[octophone]

It's enough to make you NOSTALGIC.

Awright, calm down, let's not go NUTS.

 

[Jark]

I am quite nostalgic for the days of Teri, her leather pants, her struts down the street flanked by a mob of police officers, her morally dubious forays into the fields of wheat, and other such classics, tbh.

 

[lolly]

One year? Just the one? What? How?

I know right

I swear I've aged about TEN in that time

 

[Kate]

It CAN'T be only one year!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It literally doesn't make sense.

 

[Loufoque]

After Britain jumped the shark every few months for the last five years, I have all but given up hope. But if this shitshow of a government falls apart, I will be overjoyed. GET HER JADE.

 

[GNL]

I am quite nostalgic for the days of Teri, her leather pants, her struts down the street flanked by a mob of police officers, her morally dubious forays into the fields of wheat, and other such classics, tbh.

Sprinting away from the grieving relatives of those who died in a towering inferno <3

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Interesting to see if this will play out, or just get glossed over and will be forgotten about this time next week.

Lest we forget BoJo LIED TO THE QUEEN!

I'm already seeing some TORY LOONS retcon-ing the entire situation to make DOM CUM out to be some sort of majestic HERO father.

 

[Kate]

Apparently some people are delighted that this has upset the media. What, the same media that has brainwashed you into thinking Brexit and Boris are the bees' knees and Jeremy Corbyn is a Jew-hating terrorist-lover for the last however many fucking years? KNOW YOURSELVES YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!

 

[Suomi]

 

[octophone]

I'm not into people being hassled in the street. Not even him.