Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Soldi]

“My house is the set of some very unpleasant actions”

A bit like those that lived in Grenfell, Dominic eh?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

If his vision was dodgy then why did he think it was OK to drive

 

[ButterTart]

This woman is mint.

 

[Bypass]

This was a terrible idea anyway, and yet his answers have made it ACTUALLY worse.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She just walked off - LOVE HER!

 

[Lucille]

Omg there’s more!

 

[straightorbroken]

Is the wife on next? I'm imagining her with Tesco bags full of vom as proof.

 

[Mats]

this journalist is relentless!

 

[Madison]

This ongoing feud between Johnson and the Telegraph is glorious.

 

[COB]

You're not a writer

 

[Beverley]

I want this presser to never end.

LET THE PLEBS IN TO ASK QUESTIONS!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You're not a writer

I DIED

 

[cwej]

It's amazing that Boris's conference yesterday was just a warm up act for this genius piece of TV.

 

[COB]

I DIED

It was giving me "your claim to fame is THIS", tone-wise

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is FUCKING GLORIOUS.

 

[Soldi]

Oh BOLLOCKS as if you could travel to the OTHER END of England and back without filling up for PETROL

 

[Zu]

Isn’t it lovely to see him really enjoying himself and having such a nice time

 

[Christian]

And OF COURSE Laura K and Pesto asked the SHITTEST questions. What a pair of useless TWONKS.

 

[ButterTart]

“I think... I filled up at some point on a 600 mile round trip. I can’t be sure.”

 

[dmlaw]

'I drove thirty miles to test whether my eyesight was too bad to drive' is right up there with 'I drove to test how pissed I was' in terms of bullshit excuses.

 

[Soldi]

“I think... I filled up at some point on a 600 mile round trip. I can’t be sure.”

I’m sure his sons piss could have been used as fuel.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’d love to see the scenes inside no 10 after this.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me these questions are great. He’s forgetting how to speak in words.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He admitted in his statement he has maps on his phone of his location. Why not release them?

 

[COB]

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure his sons piss could have been used as fuel.

Oh I forgot about pissy knickers! He couldn’t hold it to the castle and back, but managed for 270 miles!

 

[Christian]

Funny how he has TOTAL RECALL of some things and is VAGUE AS FANNY on others.

Check your bank account Dom Cum love.

 

[Ellie]

 

[COB]

Oh I forgot about pissy knickers! He couldn’t hold it to the castle and back, but managed for 270 miles!

That's the thing about alleged unconfirmed autism, you can really go EITHER WAY when it comes to toilet time.

 

[VoR]

As if he has friends.

 

[Soldi]

Oh apparently his WIFEs birthday was the day of the BERNARD CASTLE trip. HHMMMMMM

 

[Christian]

The best thing about this is knowing Boris is watching it all with ever increasing TERROR

 

[dmlaw]

All of the stories were accurate you utter psychopath and the confusion is because you keep lying about things.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Funny how he has TOTAL RECALL of some things and is VAGUE AS FANNY on others.

Check your bank account Dom Cum love.

Yeah its very hit and miss. And one point he stated something like "this actually happened".

 

[cwej]

'Answering questions honestly leads to more confusion'...

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

 

[rocketstail]

Oh apparently his WIFEs birthday was the day of the BERNARD CASTLE trip. HHMMMMMM

A COINCIDENCE surely!

 

[Mats]

not even his notes are having it

 

[COB]

I tell you what, he's lucky I wasn't the child because the way my bladder is he'd have been stopping every ten minutes

 

[Soldi]

That's the thing about alleged unconfirmed autism, you can really go EITHER WAY when it comes to toilet time.

And this as well. IM NOT AN EXPERT but surely for someone with autism being at home whilst their parents are ill with the sister in law down the road is much better than being in a car for hours going to the other end of the country and being away from somewhere you’re used to?

 

[cwej]

The best thing about this is knowing Boris is watching it all with ever increasing TERROR

I honestly think he probably thinks he's doing a great job!