Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Zu]

Loving the insistence on asking Dom Cum questions

 

[Beverley]

This turd is FLOUNDERING

 

[Beverley]

And we love to see it

 

[COB]

We HAVE made up our minds, we want him out out out!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I can't believe this.

I now have to wear spectacles as well.

OH OK THEN.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Attacking The Guardian now. Taking a leaf out of Trump's book. What next? Calling female journalists NASTY women?

 

[Beverley]

Let's start chanting outside No. 10:

GET DOM OUT! GET DOM OUT!

 

[Zu]

Having eyesight problems, girls? Going a bit blind? You’ve almost certainly got CORONA!

 

[Beverley]

'Dominic Cummins. You have been voted to leave the Big Brother House.'

 

[Lucille]

Has Boris been pictured in glasses AT ALL in the past few weeks?!?

 

[COB]

Cheap poppers can affect your eyesight too - let's start some RUMOURS and bring down the government

 

[Lucille]

Those glasses are blatantly a £1.99 pair you get from the chemists as well!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

'wash your hands'

Ironic isn't it given all his answers today...

 

[Zu]

Attacking The Guardian now. Taking a leaf out of Trump's book. What next? Calling female journalists NASTY women?

“Beth is a sick woman. She’s got a lot of problems, a lot of mental problems.”

 

[Soldi]

'Dominic Cummins. You have been voted to leave the Big Brother House.'

“You’ve got 30 seconds to say your goodbyes, Beth Rigby’s coming to get you!”

 

[COB]

“You’ve got 30 seconds to say your goodbyes, Beth Rigby’s coming to get you!”

It'd be like Davina interviewing Makosi, only this time it'd be justified

 

[Zu]

What a fucking disgusting and totally useless bullshitty bollocky press conference LOAD OF OLD SHIT

Bring back Terri! Bring back THATCHER FOR GOD’S SAKE!

 

[Zu]

Cheap poppers can affect your eyesight too - let's start some RUMOURS and bring down the government

Especially given the blates lady loving so-called WIFE!

 

[COB]

If you're watching on BBC1 and they're not changing the schedule, do stay tuned for Paddington 2 because it's lovely and heaps of fun

 

[win_the_game]

'Dominic Cummins. You have been voted to leave the Big Brother House.'

Without the 'g' in Cummings, I can't help but read that in the voice of Priti Patel.

 

[ButterTart]

I think the cutest part of all this is that they actually think they've said enough and it will all go away.

 

[win_the_game]

Cheap poppers can affect your eyesight too - let's start some RUMOURS and bring down the government

NO!!! THEY'VE ALREADY TRIED TO BAN POPPERS BEFORE.

 

[COB]

If you're watching on BBC1 and they're not changing the schedule, do stay tuned for Paddington 2 because it's lovely and heaps of fun

Cancelled FUCK YOU DOM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not watching. I'm over drunk rewatches.

Have I missed anything?

 

[Zu]

I'm not watching. I'm over drunk rewatches.

Have I missed anything?

Just the usual drivel and deflection. So NO

 

[octophone]

If Boris has gone blind is because he's been wanking himself dry over the death rates.

 

[VoR]

 

[Madison]

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I missed this with the delicious DRAMA of the day, but Suella officially in trouble ALSO:
https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ign-defends-dominic-cummings-suella-braverman

However, I do feel like the media need to play this carefully now - I can see the grand populace getting bored of this and start to buy into DOM CUM’s fake news narrative if they continue to regurgitate what has already been said.

 

[Zu]

12 points to the BBC for services to fabulous cuntery!

 

[win_the_game]

I do find the alternative reality of right wing Twitter absolutely fascinating.

"Clearly Cummings has come out of this better than the media"

"It's not his fault he read the rules while other people did not take time to read the government's press releases"

"I was very impressed with Cumming's HUMILITY"

 

[Lucille]

GOOD GRIEF

 

[lolly]

Are there any riots kicking off anywhere?

 

[Lucille]

Just Zu’s dirty protest in De Beauvoir.

 

[lolly]

In another context, I could stan dom cum.

Eh? He looks like Jacob Marley's ghost possessed a 90 year old's clitoris.

dom cum, not Dom Cum!

 

[lolly]

Just Zu’s dirty protest in De Beauvoir.

Oh she didn't troll off to the co-op without her rubber bung AGAIN, did she?

 

[octophone]

dom cum, not Dom Cum!

Thank Frida for that!

 

[Zu]

Just Zu’s dirty protest in De Beauvoir.

I smeared myself all over his Fiat and threw up last night’s doner through the letterbox. Back tomorrow to cock a dainty leg and jet spray this evening’s vindaloo up the windows

 

[octophone]

Twitter has nothing else on it this evening. Everything is about that ridiculous haunted golfball Cummings and his pet baked alaska Johnson.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

dom cum, not Dom Cum!

What about Dom (Raab) cum?