Wednesday's resignation demanded by 39 MPs

Wednesday should have resigned last week, I've HAD IT :evil:

Good morning! I actually woke up at a decent-ish time for once. Still waiting to hear about my return to work, all I'm getting from my manager is vague #soon statements but I want a date and plenty of notice so I can sort my life out!
 
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Good morning! I actually woke up at a decent-ish time for once. Still waiting to hear about my return to work, all I'm getting from my manager is vague #soon statements but I want a date and plenty of notice so I can sort my life out!
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Oh honey...I don't know what to tell you...
 
Morning, I guess. I was dragged out of bed by an early meeting and now I cannot muster the energy to breathe.
 
There's a MOOD in here.

The week after lockdown, they started allowing people free food from the canteen. A few folk took the piss so they made it a voucher system. It has been announced that this is ending this week. Now, I actually didn't use a lot of them because the range is rubbish and too many rolls, paninis and toasties will get you fat(ter :( ). But, despite the fact that there had to be an endpoint of some description, there is an almighty stink over it.
 
Good morning my darlings. I decided to venture a little further for groceries this morning and politely told a “lady” if she wouldn’t mind and keep her distance after she bent over me to pick up something off the shelf. She then decided to raise her voice and start lecturing me about how it is people like ME who are causing such a fuss and this is the reason no one can get back to their normal life’s. Her breath could strip paint, so I decided to lecture her about oral hygiene as well as social distance and got on my merry way to which I got a “cunt” thrown at me as I toddled off. I HATE PEOPLE. Keep lockdown going FOREVER so I do not need to face creatures like that AGAIN.
 
Some fuckers just HAVE to invite themselves into your SAFETY BUBBLE. I have the same thing with a colleague, no matter what I tell her she’s always mere inches away from me. If I can smell your BO, it’s that you’re TOO CLOSE :manson:
 
Rita said:
Good morning my darlings. I decided to venture a little further for groceries this morning and politely told a “lady” if she wouldn’t mind and keep her distance after she bent over me to pick up something off the shelf. She then decided to raise her voice and start lecturing me about how it is people like ME who are causing such a fuss and this is the reason no one can get back to their normal life’s. Her breath could strip paint, so I decided to lecture her about oral hygiene as well as social distance and got on my merry way to which I got a “cunt” thrown at me as I toddled off. I HATE PEOPLE. Keep lockdown going FOREVER so I do not need to face creatures like that AGAIN.
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Did you let her off with calling you a cunt? I’d have seen red at that. Completely with you on keeping the plebs locked away forever so we don’t have to be surrounded by them.
 
Dark Carnival said:
Some fuckers just HAVE to invite themselves into your SAFETY BUBBLE. I have the same thing with a colleague, no matter what I tell her she’s always mere inches away from me. If I can smell your BO, it’s that you’re TOO CLOSE :manson:
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Mind you some people can fill a ROOM with their BO. Mmm... nice fragrance you’re wearing there, Bobby. Lynx Zoo? :disco:
 
I had a dream about being at a SUPERMARKET in REYKJAVIK of all places, I’ve never BEEN :shock:
 
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I did witness a proper COVID fight on my way home yesterday. It was the usual problem - blokes walking in opposite directions and neither of them would yield position for fear of being seen as weak. Bashed into each other and the abuse started "I hope you die on a ventilator ya wank", quoth one. The other was winding him up, knowing that if the guy came within 6 feet of him, he would become the aggressor. The guy who angry was in the right, the other bloke was a pure cunt; you could tell by his shorts. I wanted to hit him myself.
 
Rita said:
I honestly couldn’t go back near her. If we weren’t in such trying times the gloves would have been off, but that FUCKING SMELL. It was like sewage.
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Ugh I feel your pain Rita. I used to work with someone who's breath smelled like actual dogshit. :zombie:
 
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There is little worse than having to share a work space with a smelly bastard. My sister once worked in an office where one of the partners had such poor personal hygiene that his office was known as "The Gas Chamber".
 
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:D! Were you there in person to watch them feast on their delicious dinner?

SEXY :horny:
 
I'm thinking of skulking back into the office tomorrow for the day. I'm sick of the sight of my fucking house.
 
CRAP 'CELEBRITY' SPOT OF THE DAY

Her from Bake Off a couple of years ago with the Jeremy Beadle hand in Westbury On Trym post office
 
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lolly said:
CRAP 'CELEBRITY' SPOT OF THE DAY

Her from Bake Off a couple of years ago with the Jeremy Beadle hand in Westbury On Trym post office
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:D Goodness you’re living quite the glamorous life! :disco:

I had quite the phase of seeing famous people (living as I do in swinging London Town :)) but I’ve not seen anyone in ages. Famously I did once see Bob Hoskins PRE-DEATH on Tottenham Court Road and I could tell it was him because I could see the luxuriant back hair poking out of his t-shirt. MEMORIES :horny:

More pointless boring chat about CELEBRITY SPOTS please
 
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My last celebrity sighting was Les Dennis in a car park at Alderley Edge last year.
My favourite was Michelle Gayle grimacing when I dared look at her in the Jardin du Luxembourg in Paris :disco:
 
Anyone else find the Mayor of Minneapolis kinda hot? American Psycho vibes, but that kind of helps matters...

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I'm unnecessarily giddy about a launch to the ISS tonight because there's a chance of watching it launch live on the laptop and then going outside 20 minutes later and seeing Dragon fly over in real life. It's so surreal seeing all the launch crew clad head to foot in black and wearing masks, it looks like Bob and Doug are being kidnapped by ninja extremists.
 
Floppet said:
I'm unnecessarily giddy about a launch to the ISS tonight because there's a chance of watching it launch live on the laptop and then going outside 20 minutes later and seeing Dragon fly over in real life. It's so surreal seeing all the launch crew clad head to foot in black and wearing masks, it looks like Bob and Doug are being kidnapped by ninja extremists.
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When’s the launch time?
 
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