Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST) (2 Viewers)

[AGinAg (37)]

That fucking clown from 1973 doesn't seem so bad either.

No the Lux rope donkey is better.

 

[dmlaw]

I must say I do quite like Amar Pelos Dois.

How are we getting on with that dislike button @Indie?

 

[ButterTart]

Did the old man forget the words then? I like him a bit more now.

 

[Penelope]

I do think I'd have rather had Eurocow, all told

 

[Alla]

That fucking clown from 1973 doesn't seem so bad either.

He was Spanish

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I do think I'd have rather had Eurocow, all told

Well that's a no brainer.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The break is a full hour these days isn't it?

 

[ButterTart]

He was Spanish

He's not, like, a celebrity in Spain is he?

 

[Soldi]

He was Spanish

Poor Mocedades

 

[ButterTart]

The break is a full hour these days isn't it?

Only the one?

 

[D5K]

The break is a full hour these days isn't it?

Is it just a cynical ploy to rack up as much televoting €€€€ as possible?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is it just a cynical ploy to rack up as much televoting €€€€ as possible?

Surely that's barely a thing.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually, this year's songs were quite LIFE AFFIRMING. Albania, Australia, Cyprus, Moldova... If they were the hold music for the Samaritans, the suicide rate would go right down.

 

[D5K]

Actually, this year's songs were quite LIFE AFFIRMING. Albania, Australia, Cyprus, Moldova... If they were the hold music for the Samaritans, the suicide rate would go right down.

"I thought we'd be together till we diiiiiied"

 

[Alla]

He's not, like, a celebrity in Spain is he?

He was a celebrity worldwide back then, not sure why.

 

[COB]

Get on with it!

 

[dmlaw]

Does anyone else want to vote before the Moopy votes officially close. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid?

 

[ButterTart]

Liberty X's 'Just A Little' is actually about Jon Ola Sand.

 

[COB]

Is there any erotic EBU fan fiction about Jon Ola Sand out there? Asking for a friend.

 

[VoR]

Such a cruel first 12

 

[dmlaw]

Liberty X's 'Just A Little' is actually about Jon Ola Sand.

Because of his charisma? It's because of his charisma, right?

 

[ButterTart]

Because of his charisma? It's because of his charisma, right?

Michelle was quite taken with his nob, but that's nothing new for her.

 

[Penelope]

Such a cruel first 12

I'd FORGOT THAT ENTIRELY

 

[D5K]

I don't like the way you can't even see the 1-10 in an easy to read format. They really could use some scoreboard consulting services.

 

[Alla]

Does anyone else want to vote before the Moopy votes officially close. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid?

@Rachey

 

[dmlaw]

Moopy votes closed and we have a winner!

 

[Penelope]

I like to think Naviband had spent every moment of the last year railing each other silly.

 

[D5K]

I like to think Naviband had spent every moment of the last year railing each other silly.

On that weird boat I assume.

 

[dmlaw]

Thanks for coming you guys, but we're just not that into you.

11= Italy 35
11= Albania 35
13 Portugal 27
14 Slovenia 17
15 Serbia 15
16= Sweden 9
16= Austria 9
16= Ukraine 9
16= Lithuania 9
20 United Kingdom 7
21= Ireland 6
21= Germany 6
23 Czech Republic 4
24 Norway 3
25= Netherlands 0
25= Spain 0

 

[ButterTart]

Sweden picking up points for several reasons.
1. They're Sweden

Oh, it turns out there was only the one reason.

 

[ButterTart]

11= Albania 35

Shameless xenophobia.

 

[ButterTart]

Georgia is a fine example of what happens when the jury doesn't listen to the songs beforehand.

 

[D5K]

Thanks for coming you guys, but we're just not that into you.

11= Italy 35
11= Albania 35
13 Portugal 27
14 Slovenia 17
15 Serbia 15
16= Sweden 9
16= Austria 9
16= Ukraine 9
16= Lithuania 9
20 United Kingdom 7
21= Ireland 6
21= Germany 6
23 Czech Republic 4
24 Norway 3
25= Netherlands 0
25= Spain 0

Hang on my top 10 is the same as Moopy's?!

 

[dmlaw]

Shameless xenophobia.

It did come third for the coveted Male Vocals Only Award.

 

[ButterTart]

It did come third for the coveted Male Vocals Only Award.

I'll accept that.

 

[Penelope]

God, I'd forgot how well Cyprus looked to be doing from the juries

 

[dmlaw]

Hang on my top 10 is the same as Moopy's?!

I hadn't noticed that, but, yes!

 

[win_the_game]

Thanks for coming you guys, but we're just not that into you.

11= Italy 35
11= Albania 35
13 Portugal 27
14 Slovenia 17
15 Serbia 15
16= Sweden 9
16= Austria 9
16= Ukraine 9
16= Lithuania 9
20 United Kingdom 7
21= Ireland 6
21= Germany 6
23 Czech Republic 4
24 Norway 3
25= Netherlands 0
25= Spain 0

Bloody hell @ those results.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my GOD, Hungary is in our top ten!

 

[COB]

Uxbridge calling