Moopy vs the zombie apocalypse

[ButterTart]

Just asked this question in Soldi's AMA thread. I thought it was quite good so, like Lucille's bumhole in the Eurovision threads, I'm opening it to everyone.

The zombie apocalypse is happening. You manage to rescue four Moopy posters, who you will rely on to help you survive the outbreak and rebuild when it's over. Who do you pick, and why?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This needs some thought.

 

[ButterTart]

This needs some thought.

Innit. I think I have Floppet and Indie as a lock, the other two though...

 

[Lucille]

Innit. I think I have Floppet and Indie as a lock, the other two though...

You better not pick a 100% hereto team.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Erm @Suomi cos he’d be a laugh. @Star because she’d have practical solutions, laminated instructions. @cwej as a distraction so we can escape, he’d try to cop off with a zombie. @Floppet because she probably knows how to start fires, do car maintenance e.t.c

 

[Alla]

The essential one is @Penelope to find food in the garbage bins. I would have to think about the others.

 

[Indie]

Shouldn't just name an all-female line-up in an attempt to rebuild the human population.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Shouldn't just name an all-female line-up in an attempt to rebuild the human population.

Okay that thought traumatises me.

 

[ButterTart]

Erm @Suomi cos he’d be a laugh. @Star because she’d have practical solutions, laminated instructions. @cwej as a distraction so we can escape, he’d try to cop off with a zombie. @Floppet because she probably knows how to start fires, do car maintenance e.t.c

I thought Star because she's a type of doctor. Don't suppose any Moopists are paramedics?

Also, I never factored in 'meat shield' as a characteristic we'd need. Good thinking.

 

[ButterTart]

Shouldn't just name an all-female line-up in an attempt to rebuild the human population.

My only concern with that is that if I've fathered the entire next generation, humanity's future rests on my kids fucking each other.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I thought Star because she's a type of doctor. Don't suppose any Moopists are paramedics?

Also, I never factored in 'meat shield' as a characteristic we'd need. Good thinking.

There’s always @Dr Lecter

 

[Alla]

@Rachey

(just a random tag, still sane guys)

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Rachey

(just a random tag, still sane guys)

Poor @Rachey taunted all these years

 

[Soldi]

YOU for a start because you seem disaster prepared, @big ron for everyone’s drug-related needs, @Rita can be on zombie murder duties and manages to do so through a sultry STARE, and @Dark Carnival for obvious reasons

 

[K.C.]

Indie cuz if he could survive TagGate then he can survive the zombie apocalypse.

 

[K.C.]

Last person I'd rescue is @Suomi. He'd betray us and throw us to the zombies just so he could be king.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Indie cuz if he could survive TagGate then he can survive the zombie apocalypse.

If he can survive a horde of homosexuals he can survive a zombie apocalypse

 

[AlgoAlex]

Last person I'd rescue is @Suomi. He'd betray us and throw us to the zombies just so he could be king.

If you’d heard him on singstar you wouldn’t say that. The ULTIMATE weapon

 

[K.C.]

If you’d heard him on singstar you wouldn’t say that. The ULTIMATE weapon

Yes I'm sure Suomi's glittering tribute to Girl Thing is gonna stop a zombie apocalypse

 

[Suomi]

I’m pretty sure I’m one of the only posters here to have actually survived a sustained attack by a rebel faction, human or otherwise.

From this experience I would say my skills extend to:

• Starting & tending to arguments
• Dishing out orders
• Saying things I can never take back
• Hunting & foraging for alcohol
• Ascertaining who to use as human bait (vor)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Star - organisation
@Floppet - skills

Both confirmed fertile

@Gangsta Nancy Lam - good hair
@big ron - drugs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Star - organisation
@Floppet - skills

Both confirmed fertile

@Gangsta Nancy Lam - good hair
@big ron - drugs

This is a quality team. I win. I of course have my own particular set of skills as well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let's see, I'll need:

A trusted bottom - Lucille
Someone to lighten the mood (and probably get us killed too) - Suomi
A trusted heterosexual for all the boring stuff these other queens won't want to do to survive - Indie

And Soldi coz she's too young to die.

 

[win_the_game]

Last person I'd rescue is @Suomi. He'd betray us and throw us to the zombies just so he could be king.

I'm tempted to agree. From what I've seen on here I'd certainly be ON EDGE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That people are choosing @Suomi I assume want to DIE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Choosing a gay would be a nightmare. There's a reason we never vote gays as admin.

 

[cwej]

I love @Suomi with all my heart. He is an actual 11 on Moopyrate (there you go - I went there).

But he is literally a -1 at the zombie apocalypse, you guys better know yourself little girls.

 

[Soldi]

Let's see, I'll need:

A trusted bottom - Lucille
Someone to lighten the mood (and probably get us killed too) - Suomi
A trusted heterosexual for all the boring stuff these other queens won't want to do to survive - Indie

And Soldi coz she's too young to die.

You’ll get bored of that Lucille soon. I hear she never wipes her bum that one

 

[Soldi]

But he is literally a -1 at the zombie apocalypse, you guys better know yourself little girls.

Hey Aisleyne!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You’ll get bored of that Lucille soon. I hear she never wipes her bum that one

It's ok, you're a LONG TERM investment anyway

 

[K.C.]

@dUb because we're Lambily. Musical descendants of Mother Mariah.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This isn't Moopy's best friend race.

I guess as I could substitute GNL with KC. Need one to sacrifice.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That people are choosing @Suomi I assume want to DIE!

To be fair there's a bigger chance he ends up killed by his own group.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This isn't Moopy's best friend race.

I guess as I could substitute GNL with KC. Need one to sacrifice.

Oh definitely! Some posters I like I would just NEVER choose. Diddy would be useless. I would have no time to deal with Zu's nervous breakdowns. And Pen is just a wild one, you just never know what's she's going to do next. Danger.

 

[win_the_game]

I love @Suomi with all my heart. He is an actual 11 on Moopyrate (there you go - I went there).

But he is literally a -1 at the zombie apocalypse, you guys better know yourself little girls.

I've always sensed a certain DERANGEMENT in the ONLINE PERSONA. Not one I'd be entrusting with my life.

 

[cwej]

@Star is No.1 by a country mile. She would know EXACTLY what to do.

I'd probably go with @Kate too - she's so level-headed and intelligent.

@Indie super-organised like Star, but with a bit of masculine brawn.

@SDF obvs

 

[Kate]

I'd probably go with @Kate too - she's so level-headed and intelligent.

Aww

11 cwej... oh wait wrong thread

 

[Suomi]

I've always sensed a certain DERANGEMENT in the ONLINE PERSONA. Not one I'd be entrusting with my life.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it (particularly during a zombie apocalypse)

 

[Lucille]

Rita - Nice big house in the middle of no where, likes a cocktail, comforting breasts, capable of murder.
Big Ron - Can identify magic mushrooms, good at camping, bi so able to satisfy all the teams needs.
Star - Hyper organised, good at planning activities and games.
DC - Cuddles.

 

[Penelope]

So in the knowledge that I'm limited to saving members from Moopy, I think I'd choose @Suomi, as we'd all be doomed anyway and the moment halfway through where he defects to the zombies for the sole purpose of causing drama would at least be entertaining