Moopy vs the zombie apocalypse

@Star because she is organised, kind, calm in a crisis and would give good hugs when needed

@Rita because she would kick her high heels up our butts every day to keep us going and wouldn't take any shit from us

@COB because he is so nice that he would never argue with you and would be easy to live with

@big ron because we need someone who would fuck Star and Rita in order to keep the human race alive. Plus he'd probably be able to source salvia or other types of naturally grown drug which we'd need to forget about the ghastly situation we are in
 
Alex said:
Erm @Suomi cos he’d be a laugh. @Star because she’d have practical solutions, laminated instructions. @cwej as a distraction so we can escape, he’d try to cop off with a zombie. @Floppet because she probably knows how to start fires, do car maintenance e.t.c
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Don't forget 30 years of G*rlGu*iding skills, I can start you a fire and cook a full Sunday roast on it whilst sewing a button and singing kum by yah :o
 
cwej said:
I love @Suomi with all my heart. He is an actual 11 on Moopyrate (there you go - I went there).

But he is literally a -1 at the zombie apocalypse, you guys better know yourself little girls.
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I don't know, @Suomi is a total wild card. Yes, he may start making loads of noise and get us all eaten for a laugh, but he's also competent with most firearms and his criminal record proves he's unafraid - willing, even - to take a human life.

My team so far:
@Floppet - Moopy's Macgyver. Can make a light aircraft out of Bacofoil and pipe cleaners.
@Indie - Knows how to make alcohol, probably wouldn't run around screaming.
@Rachey - A vet, which means she knows about medicine. Also a dab hand with a frying pan, so if we encounter any zombie fish we're sorted.
 
Some of the risk/benefit analyses I've been running for that coveted fourth spot:

@Ag - Can make difficult decisions and take ruthless actions, like leaving someone behind if they're injured/boring/their breath smells.
@Star and @wendy the goat - Both hands-on and good with crafts. Added bonus of Star being able to source contact lenses for me.
@Kalabaliken - Can go on scouting raids to rescue women. We can fashion ramparts out of the names he drops.
@Rita - Zombie killer. Also well established to be both immortal and ageless, so humanity's survival is assured.
@big ron - Drug mule / sniffer dog.
@Iguana - Wandering bard, can keep us entertained with chansons while we starve to death.
@dmlaw - Can arbitrate our petty squabbles and order the execution of useless group members.

Obviously when we meet up with @Penelope's team, we'll steal @Suomi and he'll bring a big bag of VoR twizzlers with him in case we're peckish.
 
ButterTart said:
Some of the risk/benefit analyses I've been running for that coveted fourth spot:

@Ag - Can make difficult decisions and take ruthless actions, like leaving someone behind if they're injured/boring/their breath smells.
@Star and @wendy the goat - Both hands-on and good with crafts. Added bonus of Star being able to source contact lenses for me.
@Kalabaliken - Can go on scouting raids to rescue women. We can fashion ramparts out of the names he drops.
@Rita - Zombie killer. Also well established to be both immortal and ageless, so humanity's survival is assured.
@big ron - Drug mule / sniffer dog.
@Iguana - Wandering bard, can keep us entertained with chansons while we starve to death.
@dmlaw - Can arbitrate our petty squabbles and order the execution of useless group members.

Obviously when we meet up with @Penelope's team, we'll steal @Suomi and he'll bring a big bag of VoR twizzlers with him in case we're peckish.
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Oh and obviously @Kate would be more than willing to help me repopulate the planet. Might actually get a bit forceful with me, if dmlaw's on the team he might need to sort out a restraining order.
 
Incredibly proud that my questionable sexuality and drug knowledge will allow me to live in a (hot) disaster scenario. If it helps I'm also very good at getting people pregnant so babies all round.
 
ButterTart said:
Oh and obviously @Kate would be more than willing to help me repopulate the planet. Might actually get a bit forceful with me, if dmlaw's on the team he might need to sort out a restraining order.
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Knowing @Kate’s feelings about kids, I feel that she’d decline even if it was down to her to ensure the future of the human race.
 
Fuck y'all.

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I shall be in the vanguard, eating your brains while the rest of you indulge in a 6 hour debate over the exact ethics of flash-eating and whether or not this is the exact zombie-apocalypse that you feel you really voted for, even if you didn't express any real concerns at the time.
 
I feel whoever I chose for this would just decide to kill and eat me once they discovered I refuse point blank to get pregnant and am also lazy as fuck, but have lovely big meaty thighs and arse. So I should just pick whoever's best at cooking so I at least get a good send-off. I reckon @Beverley @big ron @Mats and then @Zu-Klara can put the leftovers in a delicious soggy pie.
 
I was actually wondering who can whip up the best barbecue sauce to go with rotting flesh
 
Sheena - probably quite used to sneaking around lawless, abandoned locations undiscovered.

Big Ron - drugs.

Chlammy - positive mental attitude.

Floppet - feels like she could get shit done.
 
I would also like to point out, in case anybody's thinking "what can Flopz bring to the table here?", I do actually have something that I lovingly call my "club and stab" - it's a bayonet taped to the end of part of a scaffolding pole (they aren't taped together at the moment, it's safer to keep them separate if the rozzers ever raid the house). I also have a baseball bat, an air rifle (with an excellent scope that I know how to adjust for windage and elevation) and plenty of pellets (some of them may be illegal though). As well as shooting things I also know how to fish. I'm like Bear Grylls without the unsufferable twattiness.

Is it wrong that I actually want some zombie apocalypse or civil unrest thing to happen so that I can go and beat the living shit out of somebody without fear of arrest? :D
 
Floppet said:
I would also like to point out, in case anybody's thinking "what can Flopz bring to the table here?", I do actually have something that I lovingly call my "club and stab" - it's a bayonet taped to the end of part of a scaffolding pole (they aren't taped together at the moment, it's safer to keep them separate if the rozzers ever raid the house). I also have a baseball bat, an air rifle (with an excellent scope that I know how to adjust for windage and elevation) and plenty of pellets (some of them may be illegal though). As well as shooting things I also know how to fish. I'm like Bear Grylls without the unsufferable twattiness.

Is it wrong that I actually want some zombie apocalypse or civil unrest thing to happen so that I can go and beat the living shit out of somebody without fear of arrest? :D
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This is why you were the first person on my list :D
I should have worded it ‘besides Floppet, who else would you have on your team?’
 
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