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[AGinAg (37)]

It's @Rita I feel sorry for.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hercule Poirot was Belgian.

I realise that would be more relevant if I had posted it in the Dance Rate thread, where Belgium has recently been mentioned.

Just shoe horn it in. No one will notice. Though I spent years thinking he was from Luxembourg.

 

[COB]

I live quite near to Ashby-de-la-Zouch. There’s a wholesaler there that sells protractors, Bunsen Burners and set squares. Not as nice as the one in Jaywick, but still quite good.

Please give the town it's full name, as bestowed by Channel 5 - BENEFITS JAYWICK

 

[Soldi]

"Long time ago was it"
*engorged rumblings from the audience*

<tag> terry and Chiara green room sex party <tag>

 

[win_the_game]

I nearly moved to the highly exotic Kingston-upon-Hull

That's the birth place of noted 80s indie rockers and socialism converts, The Housemartins.

 

[Kate]

Hercule Poirot was Belgian.

I realise that would be more relevant if I had posted it in the Dance Rate thread, where Belgium has recently been mentioned.

Did he like synthetic wigs as well?

 

[Lucille]

Oh! Do you know what will be fun! A pet pictures conversation!

I'll start. This is Daisy, she is an moody old lady who hasn't quite mastered the art of shitting in her litterbox. Occasionally, she will just hang her arse out and shit there. Bless her, at least she tries.

Have another one.

SNEAKY CUNT

Daisy is a SHIT NAME for a cat. Obvious lies.

 

[Soldi]

Did he like synthetic wigs as well?

Only flammable ones

 

[COB]

It's @Rita I feel sorry for.

Combing through thousands of posts utterly BAFFLED (by goose)

 

[dmlaw]

Did he like synthetic wigs as well?

He liked synthetic wigs A LOT.

 

[Kate]

He liked synthetic wigs A LOT.

It has become his ruination

 

[Soldi]

@The Sexual Goose SHOW NIPS

 

[Lucille]

I want to sing carpool karaoke with @Rita yeah!

 

[dmlaw]

He took a whole case with him when he travelled on the Orient Express.

 

[Lucille]

I want to sing carpool karaoke with @Rachey yeah!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have another one.

SNEAKY CUNT

Daisy is a SHIT NAME for a cat. Obvious lies.

This is very rude. Her name is actually Daisy. Named by her previous owners though.

(You've also missed at least two more)

 

[COB]

NAR: It's Bernie bitch

 

[Lucille]

This is very rude. Her name is actually Daisy. Named by her previous owners though.

(You've also missed at least two more)

Such a SNEAKY CUNT.

 

[Tisch]

I want to sing carpool karaoke with @Rachey yeah!

I'm SNEAKY CUNTing you now!

 

[Tisch]

I want to sing carpool karaoke with @Rita yeah!

Have this one as well you SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Iguana]

NAR: It's Bernie bitch

She's with the angles now

 

[win_the_game]

Do certain posters realise that sneaky little Joe Bidens LOSE POINTS if they're wrong?

 

[Lucille]

Have this one as well you SNEAKY CUNT

Well I know who I’m NOT singing carpool karaoke with.

 

[dmlaw]

This is very rude. Her name is actually Daisy. Named by her previous owners though.

(You've also missed at least two more)

It's like you're giving him a double dare to call you on all of them. It must be a red herring.

 

[Lucille]

Do certain posters realise that sneaky little Joe Bidens LOSE POINTS if they're wrong?

I’ve only gained points because all mine have been CORRECT.

 

[Tisch]

Well I know who I’m NOT singing carpool karaoke with.

Last time you got taramasalata all over my upholstery! Didn't have nowhere near the amount of trouble with Patsy Palmer!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's like you're giving him a double dare to call you on all of them. It must be a red herring.

Or I am going down in flames, so that I may rise from the Ashes.

 

[Berly]

I'd love to live in Ashby-de-la-Zouch

My cousin lives there, with his dog Horlicks

 

[COB]

Thinking back on it, I think Gary Wilmot deserved a bigger career and more respect than he got.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My cousin lives there, with his dog Horlicks

Now this is an awful pet name.

 

[Lucille]

I need a NAP!

 

[Lucille]

This better not last for 4 days.

 

[Tisch]

I need an all-expenses paid trip to NICARAGUA

 

[Berly]

Now this is an awful pet name.

Horlicks is a great name! It’s like a whore who licks... know any?

 

[Berly]

Horlicks is a great name! It’s like a whore who licks... know any?

I’m sure there’s an accidental rimming joke in here somewhere

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Horlicks is a great name! It’s like a whore who licks... know any?

Well, that would be telling...

 

[Lucille]

Who remembers THERESA MAY?

 

[Soldi]

Oh WHY did I take part in this, I can’t keep it up ALL WEEKEND

 

[Berly]

Who remembers THERESA MAY?

Who do you think will play her in the future Brexit movie?

 

[COB]

Oh WHY did I take part in this, I can’t keep it up ALL WEEKEND

I know If I knew about programming I'd set up some sort of bot to post here for me.