Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Lucille]

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

ALLAHU GERRY ADAMS YOU MAFIA CUNT

 

[Rita]

Rita wins Moopyrate 2020

I CAN FINALLY USE MY SPEECH??

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel represents the U.K. at Eurovision with “Soldi (Cut Taxes for the Rich)”

 

[Soldi]

I CAN FINALLY USE MY SPEECH??

WHAT SPEECH?!

 

[Lucille]

Rachel Stevens gives TED talk advocating for disaster capitalism.

 

[Rita]

@Soldi don’t listen to this HORRIBLE BUNCH. They were VILE to me for years, and if I wasn’t so PETULANT AND STUBBORN I would have been a GONER years ago.

 

[COB]

Priti Patel outwitted by tapir (heartwarming)

 

[Rita]

WHAT SPEECH?!

MY MOOPYRATE WINNERS SPEECH. Written in 2004.

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel calls young girl a cunt

 

[Soldi]

MY MOOPYRATE WINNERS SPEECH. Written in 2004.

Reveal LE SPEECH at the MOOPMEET

 

[Lucille]

Rachel Stevens sings carpool karaoke on carpool karaoke (meta)

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel steals a padded bag

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel studies Kabbalah

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel - First listen party

 

[Soldi]

How about some sort of Priti Patel forum?

 

[Rita]

Lauren Harries bounces on space hopper from Skegness to UTTOXETER.

 

[GNL]

Priti Patel deports Cat Stevens to Nairobi

 

[GNL]

Priti Patel plays snippets of The Saturdays singles to torture counter-terrorists

 

[win_the_game]

Nicola Sturgeon says Priti Patel scotch egg anal scandal to blame for spread of coronavirus.

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel feat. Boris Johnson - “Summer Lovin’”

 

[Rita]

Nicola Sturgeon says Priti Patel scotch egg anal scandal to blame for spread of coronavirus.

See if you got Nicola Sturgeon as a word with the LOT OF SHITE that I got I will honestly burn this place down.

 

[Soldi]

Liz Truss Pork Markets receives 0 on Food Hygiene Test

 

[Berly]

Dominic Cummings goes rimming in the Lake District when he should’ve gone to Specsavers

 

[Soldi]

Dominic Cummings’ flammable wig sets on fire during birthday treat to Barnard Castle

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lembit Opik and the riveting case of the missing Cheeky Girls (Richard and Judy Recommended)

 

[Soldi]

Diane Abbott - “Mr Saxobeat”

OUT NOW

 

[Berly]

Dominic Cummings has secret lockdown affair with Liza Minelli

 

[win_the_game]

See if you got Nicola Sturgeon as a word with the LOT OF SHITE that I got I will honestly burn this place down.

All will be revealed when Jill Dando and friends face Cilla's Moment of Truth.

 

[Rita]

Agatha Christie, Faith Brown and VV Brown 2 girls one crime novelist OUT NOW.

 

[Berly]

I’ve just watched Stardust for the first time and it’s got CATHY from CORRIE in a starring role! I’m shook

 

[Soldi]

Oh Jeremy Corbyn

 

[Soldi]

Fly like you do it
Like you're high
Like you do it
Like you fly
Like you do it
Lïke a Starmer

 

[Berly]

Speaking of Corrie, where did Kym Marsh go?

 

[Lucille]

Jacob Rees-Mogg releases podcast about cats called MoggCast.

 

[Soldi]

Keir Starmer frantically waiting at Lucille’s door

 

[Rita]

Speaking of Corrie, where did Kym Marsh go?

DEAD.

 

[Berly]

Is it too late for a takeaway? Mamma Mia Pizzeria is calling my name

 

[Berly]

DEAD.

You are shitting me?!

 

[Lucille]

You are shitting me?!

She’s dead to Rita.

DON’T ASK.

 

[Berly]

Rita from the cabin?