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In a weird lightbulb moment fantasy, Selena Gomez drank a bottle of Windolene, not her funeral is taking place in her birthplace of Bedford.
 
Kate plans to spend her Saturday listening to chiquitita, and watching Trophy Wife, of course not before she’s filled up her flammable wankle rotary engine.
 
I feel hungover. My neighbours were outside having a party until past 5am. It happens regularly and in the past I’ve been tempted to get the Dettol and soak the bastards but have settled for giving them a stern telling off the next day but their rebuttals are always so pathetic I can’t be bothered with the scandal.ANYHOO it’s all just unnecessary conflama because they’re moving out imminently and going back to their family homes wherever they may be... Blackpool, Doncaster, Brentwood.
 
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Kate plans to spend her Saturday listening to chiquitita, and watching Trophy Wife, of course not before she’s filled up her flammable wankle rotary engine.
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SNEAKY CUNT you n’all
 
Morning everyone! I'm gutted to find out today's animal liberation protest in the Isle of Sheppey has been cancelled after a Jack Monroe vegetarian cookbook was thrown at Priti Patel.
 
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Good Morning my loves. The weather here is absolutely dreadful today. Just as well my picnic is inside. I’m just about to start the prep. Although I do need to venture out at some point to everyone’s favourite supermarket Asda to pick up those flaming scotch eggs :eyes:
 
I’ve never made bread with sundried tomatoes in it before, when do I add them in? After I kneaded it and before it’s left to balloon?

Help me avoid a disaster loves
 
I've woken up now and I don't mind telling you all that I slept like Rip Van Winkle after a glass of warm milk.
 
I have recently learned some interesting facts about Emperor Hirohito. Would you like to hear them?
 
Currently flossing to Infernal's forgottin classic From Jaywick To Berlin. Shaking my man-mammaries always works up a sweat, so I'm looking forward to a spot of Earl Grey shortly.
 
That's not true . But Emperor Hirohito did once go on a camping holiday in Djibouti with his concubine Katy Perry and spent the entire time engorged.
 
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That's not true . But Emperor Hirohito did once go on a camping holiday in Djibouti with his concubine Katy Perry and spent the entire time engorged.
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Who wouldn't? A quick fondle of those mammaries and nine months later you're welcoming a little bundle of foetal alcohol syndrome.
 
Desperate for a trip to Jaywick after all this, does anyone know what their cantaloupe situation is like?
 
Much as I would enjoy sharing another newsflash about Emperor Hirohiti, I have to drive to my parent's house to make a bubble. It's much sunnier today, so I'm still hoping to avoid a massive attack of hayfever.
 
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Desperate for a trip to Jaywick after all this, does anyone know what their cantaloupe situation is like?
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We also need to discuss our first holiday destination. I'm thinking either The Czech Republic, Latvia, or Luxembourg.

Anyone have any thoughts?
 
ButterTart said:
Currently flossing to Infernal's forgottin classic From Jaywick To Berlin. Shaking my man-mammaries always works up a sweat, so I'm looking forward to a spot of Earl Grey shortly.
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I love the Isle of Sheppey 8 minute bootleg mix so much that I can never stop myself from whipping out the leather cleaner and making my cheeks glow like a couple of plump cranberries.
 
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Desperate for a trip to Jaywick after all this, does anyone know what their cantaloupe situation is like?
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Just rang Mr Mussolini down there in Jaywick, he says they're ten-a-penny. The weather's a bit inclement at the minute but if you can zoom down there in your Ford Focus you can fill your shopping cart for dirt cheap.
 
Did we see this morning's news headlines? Rosemary and Thyme find new evidence to suggest socialism to blame in Jill Dando case.
 
Singing Jolene at the top of my lungs most of yesterday has caused me to wake up sounding VERY HUSKY. I was a little too CRAPULOUS to register what was actually going on in here yesterday. :zombie:
 
ButterTart said:
Have you tried Frankfurt? Tickets are buy-one-get-one-free at the minute.
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I've been to Frankfurt, it was very boring and had a thousand office blocks but about TWO gay bars, one of which was closed. Probably my fault for going on a random Tuesday in November, but there you go :(
 
OK, so here we GO.

Lizzie Cundy attends party dressed in a smock of yard long beans at The Crucible to show her appreciation for fellatio. :)
 
"Joseph Fritzel expressed opinions that were unacceptable to us today but remained a hero for saving the country from fascist and racist tyranny." - Theresa May
 
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