Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[dmlaw]

Sneezing. I may be forced to replace all of the world's grass with Astroturf.

 

[COB]

Now you know who WOULD be good on carpool karaoke? All-round entertainer Gary Wilmot, of course

 

[Rita]

Can someone explain to me the offside rule.

 

[Rita]

JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE

 

[Lucille]

Rita performs barebacking marathon for children’s charity (no survivors)

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like I haven't been quite as gung ho with my sneaky cunt accusations as everyone else.

I need to do that dirty fucking sneaky cunt at some point, as I'll incur the wrath of God otherwise.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well haven't you ALL BEEN BUSY.

There really a RANGE of MARKS right now.

As you WERE for now!

 

[Berly]

Does anyone play Animal Crossing?

 

[Kate]

Does anyone play Animal Crossing?

I am sure I would like it but I don't want to buy a Nintendo Switch just for one game. Do they have pangolins or sea otters on it?

 

[Lucille]

I’m playing with my duplo war crime tribunal set.

 

[Rita]

I’m playing with my KUMQUAT.

 

[Lucille]

I’m playing with my KUMQUAT.

I hear it’s ROTTEN!

 

[ButterTart]

Does anyone play Animal Crossing?

I've watched other people play the old games. I like KK Slider.

What was that one which invented flossing? Was it Fortnite?

 

[Rita]

I hear it’s ROTTEN!

Kumquat terrine is DELIGHTFUL.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m playing with my duplo war crime tribunal set.

Do you want to borrow my Fisher Price Slobodan Milošević?

He came in a 'great leaders' set with Geronimo and Mussolini, which was a birthday gift from Geronimo Mussolini who lives in Jaywick.

 

[win_the_game]

I hear it’s ROTTEN!

Sandi Toksvig told me it resembles a withered old rose.

 

[Rita]

Is it too early to start on the GIN? I have a feeling of crapulence and have a banging sore head.

 

[win_the_game]

Veganism is the new opium of the people.

 

[Rita]

Fuck it. I don’t know why I am asking anyone’s PERMISSION. Back to some Jolene, and a LARGE TOM COLLINS.

 

[ButterTart]

Veganism is the new opium of the people.

I still much prefer opium.

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like I haven't been quite as gung ho with my sneaky cunt accusations as everyone else.

I need to do that dirty fucking sneaky cunt at some point, as I'll incur the wrath of God otherwise.

You had better start making like Hercule Poirot. As had I, for that matter.

 

[dmlaw]

Veganism is the new opium of the people.

Opium is the veganism of the people who still want others to talk to them at parties.

 

[Lucille]

BREAKING NEWS : Priti Patel arranges charity barebacking marathon to raise funds for Theresa May’s terminal case of Falafel Fanny.

 

[Rita]

I have only SNEAKY CUNTED dear old @Lucille so far. I need to pull my STOCKINGS up.

 

[win_the_game]

I still much prefer opium.

As a socialist, I have nothing but disdain for opium. Opium makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel.

 

[ButterTart]

dear old @Lucille so fat.

Bit personal!

 

[Soldi]

Rita takes part in Carpool Karaoke with Nanne Gronvall singing Chiquitita

 

[ButterTart]

You had better start making like Hercule Poirot. As had I, for that matter.

If you get a red hot tip, let me know. I'm struggling here.

 

[Soldi]

Carpool Karaoke car confirmed to have a wankle rotary engine

 

[rhythmbandit]

Can someone explain to me the offside rule.

Google is your friend.

 

[Rita]

Bit personal!

You are as fast as Jimmy Saville on his way to a child’s birthday party.

 

[Rita]

Google is your friend.

You certainly won’t be for much longer if I get any more of this CHEEK.

 

[Soldi]

Nanne Gronvall (new star of hit TV show Trophy Wife) singing “Oh Jeremy Corbyn” in Carpool Karaoke with our Lucille yeah.

 

[ButterTart]

You are as fast as Jimmy Saville on his way to a child’s birthday party.

I'm even faster than that - Jimmy Saville on his way to a dying child's birthday party.

 

[win_the_game]

Todd Terry releases 'Keep on Jumpin' (anarchism mix) to raise funds for Brigadoon animal liberation protesters.

 

[Indie]

Rachel Stevens does the lambada with Gordon the gopher

 

[Kate]

If you get a red hot tip, let me know. I'm struggling here.

 

[SDF]

My bread has turned out lush

 

[Rita]

My bread has turned out lush

Take a bite then swirl your mouth with a bottle of gin. DELIGHTFUL. Thank me later.

 

[ButterTart]

He still hasn't responded. Knowing our dmlaw, he's probably nipped out in his Ford Focus to fondle some mammaries in Jaywick.