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[Berly]

I’ve made my Horlicks so thick it’s got a skin on it

 

[Rita]

I’ve made my Horlicks so thick it’s got a skin on it

Horlicks with a splash (quite a big splash) of baileys is SUBLIME.

 

[Soldi]

Don’t think I would DARE call our Rita a sneaky cunt, I’d be DEAD DEAD DEAD

 

[Rita]

Don’t think I would DARE call our Rita a sneaky cunt, I’d be DEAD DEAD DEAD

 

[Berly]

Horlicks with a splash (quite a big splash) of baileys is SUBLIME.

Oh yes that actually sounds divine

 

[dmlaw]

It's officially bedtime, but I can always secret word rather than sleeping. Rip Van Winkle would not approve.

 

[Soldi]

MY FLAMMABLE KINGDOM COME

AND ON

AND ON

AND ON

 

[GNL]

I’ve made my Horlicks so thick it’s got a skin on it

Give it a good stir with a spoon, fork or dildo (whatever's closest).

 

[GNL]

Give it a good stir with a spoon, fork or dildo (whatever's closest).

Alternatively, dip a digestive in there or a curly-wurly if you've one to hand.

 

[GNL]

And if after all that, it's still thicker than Mollie from The Saturdays, maybe it's time to break out the vegemite and head to TUVALU.

 

[dmlaw]

For reasons which shall remain my own, I have recently been looking up Teletubbies porn. You will be pleased to hear that Rule 34 has not broken down.

 

[dmlaw]

Would it surprise you to learn that when you fuck one of the Teletubbies, your dick appears on its screen?

 

[Tisch]

The teletubbies have their own Tik Tok now. Po's got her cock out on it and everything

 

[cwej]

For reasons which shall remain my own, I have recently been looking up Teletubbies porn. You will be pleased to hear that Rule 34 has not broken down.

Teletubbies porn is the new Gummy Bears porn. I think Kevin was my first crush when I was about 10.

 

[cwej]

(Yes I am aware he was a cartoon).

 

[Berly]

For reasons which shall remain my own, I have recently been looking up Teletubbies porn. You will be pleased to hear that Rule 34 has not broken down.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

The teletubbies have their own Tik Tok now. Po's got her cock out on it and everything

I would very much like a link to that. I'm already semi engorged and something in motion would send me full one-armed bandit.

 

[Tisch]

I would very much like a link to that. I'm already semi engorged and something in motion would send me full one-armed bandit.

You'll need a Nicaragua VPN

 

[cwej]

Alternatively, dip a digestive in there or a curly-wurly if you've one to hand.

Oh also DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT because I have to do one right? I'm totally unsure about this game to be honest.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whatever happened to Michelle McManus?

 

[dmlaw]

You'll need a Nicaragua VPN

If it can first route through Djibouti, then we're in business. Hercule Poirot couldn't track me.

 

[Tisch]

If it can first route through Djibouti, then we're in business. Hercule Poirot couldn't track me.

That'll make you a right SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

Oh also DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT because I have to do one right? I'm totally unsure about this game to be honest.

In the immortal words of Dame Sarah Harding, 'Don't be bitter, glitter, bitch'.

 

[Berly]

I don’t know who my cartoon crush was... maybe Ash from Pokemon

 

[Tisch]

Whatever happened to Michelle McManus?

Died of toxic shock syndrome from a dodgy tampon

 

[dmlaw]

SNEAKY CUNT

I'm gonna be honest I take this as a compliment. It suggests that you think I'm looking at Teletubbies porn to win an online game rather than because I've been in lockdown too long.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t know who my cartoon crush was... maybe Ash from Pokemon

Do you think straight people's first crushes include Princesses Peach and Daisy?

 

[ButterTart]

Would it surprise you to learn that when you fuck one of the Teletubbies, your dick appears on its screen?

And you find out the horrifying truth about tubby custard.

Did you know that was all filmed in Jaywick?

 

[dmlaw]

Do you think straight people's first crushes include Princesses Peach and Daisy?

Maybe in the golf and tennis games where they wear short dresses. I was super engorged.

 

[Tisch]

@ZenGiraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe in the golf and tennis games where they wear short dresses. I was super engorged.

Oh, there was something about Wario in shorts and socks that really got me going.

 

[GNL]

I don’t know who my cartoon crush was... maybe Ash from Pokemon

Mine was Officer Bullhorn from the Kwiky Koala Bear Show.

 

[Indie]

Anything much happen here whilst i was away? John Prescott anally prolapsed by stray butternut squash perhaps?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe

Who knew Daisy was such a SLUT!

And we celebrate that.

 

[COB]

NAR:

 

[ButterTart]

Do you think straight people's first crushes include Princesses Peach and Daisy?

Cammy had a nice arse that even as a child I was keen to fondle, but Sindel was numero uno - the mammaries on that. Flossing is about as thrilling as games get these days.

 

[Tisch]

Anything much happen here whilst i was away? John Prescott anally prolapsed by stray butternut squash perhaps?

Nadia Swahla got mesmerised by some seagulls doing the flamenco atop the cenotaph, but otherwise no not really

 

[COB]

Cammy had a nice arse that even as a child I was keen to fondle, but Sindel was numero uno - the mammaries on that. Flossing is about as thrilling as games get these days.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

@ZenGiraffe

Smashing mammaries.

 

[Tisch]

Cammy had a nice arse that even as a child I was keen to fondle, but Sindel was numero uno - the mammaries on that. Flossing is about as thrilling as games get these days.

I read that as @Chlammy