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[dmlaw]

Anything much happen here whilst i was away? John Prescott anally prolapsed by stray butternut squash perhaps?

You missed seeing Emperor Hirohito surprising his concubine with a red herring. It was something he learned at the local polytechnic.

 

[ButterTart]

SNEAKY CUNT

What have you got against Cammy?

 

[Tisch]

NAR:

Look at the mammeries on that!

 

[dmlaw]

What have you got against Cammy?

She has a sleeky cunt.

 

[ButterTart]

I read that as @Chlammy

She was actually modelled on Chlammy. Which was inappropriate as he was about two when she was introduced.

 

[Berly]

Look at those! Luigi say Mamma Mia!

 

[Tisch]

Look at those! Luigi say Mamma Mia!

I've had enough of you saying that and not being SNEAKY CUNTed so have this one.

 

[ButterTart]

She has a sleeky cunt.

So she'd like us to believe, but we all know you could park a Ford Focus in it.

 

[dmlaw]

I'd look for some Rule 34 Street Fighter stuff, but the whole game leaves me dangerously engorged already.

 

[ButterTart]

Having a cup of Earl Grey before bed. Off to Jaywick to see Geronimo Mussolini tomorrow, so I need my beauty sleep.

 

[Tisch]

Chun Lei could whoop Cammy's sleeky backside btw.

 

[Tisch]

I heard Patsy Palmer was in the running to play Cammy in the movie, but she lost out to some unknown Australian(?)

 

[ButterTart]

I'd look for some Rule 34 Street Fighter stuff, but the whole game leaves me dangerously engorged already.

Completely OT but there's loads. A lot of Rose, but you might see her paired up with Juri or Viper in a buy-one-get-one-free arrangement.

 

[Berly]

Cammy had a nice arse that even as a child I was keen to fondle, but Sindel was numero uno - the mammaries on that. Flossing is about as thrilling as games get these days.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

Having a cup of Earl Grey before bed. Off to Jaywick to see Geronimo Mussolini tomorrow, so I need my beauty sleep.

Sleep does less for your beauty than you'd think. Look at Rip Van Winkle. He was always asleep but he looked like someone had rolled a harpsichord in carpet fluff.

 

[ButterTart]

I heard Patsy Palmer was in the running to play Cammy in the movie, but she lost out to some unknown Australian(?)

That's right, Anne Charleston.

 

[Berly]

I've had enough of you saying that and not being SNEAKY CUNTed so have this one.

Oh you want to start coming for me!

 

[ButterTart]

Sleep does less for your beauty than you'd think. Look at Rip Van Winkle. He was always asleep but he looked like someone had rolled a harpsichord in carpet fluff.

That poor man. Foetal alcohol syndrome really does ruin lives.

 

[Soldi]

HI DUCKS

really is a shame my words weren’t Dark Carnival, , Festival Di Soldi and ITALY

 

[Tisch]

That's right, Anne Charleston.

No you're confused. Anne Charleston played Sandi Toksvig in her biopic later that year "Oh What Joy It Is To Be a Toksvig". Really beautiful setting and she gets her mammaries out and everything! Apparently you can see the whole thing on Tik Tok

 

[GNL]

I heard Patsy Palmer was in the running to play Cammy in the movie, but she lost out to some unknown Australian(?)

I think you're thinking of Louise (From Eternal), who was famously let go from the film (and lost her lucrative digestives sponsorship deal) after that tape of her using a curly-wurly as a dildo emerged.

 

[ButterTart]

Sleep does less for your beauty than you'd think. Look at Rip Van Winkle. He was always asleep but he looked like someone had rolled a harpsichord in carpet fluff.

Geronimo Mussoli, by contrast, sleeps two hours a week and looks amazing for 77. He's the reigning flossing king of Jaywick, which is a testament to his youthful hips.

 

[Berly]

I'd look for some Rule 34 Street Fighter stuff, but the whole game leaves me dangerously engorged already.

Gotta be another SNEAKY CUNT here

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel currently off her tits to Chiquitita at the Paramount on Oxford Road

 

[Tisch]

I think you're thinking of Louise (From Eternal), who was famously let go from the film, and lost her lucrative digestives sponsorship deal, after that tape of her using a curly-wurly as a dildo emerged.

Are sure it wasn't Rita Simons with the curly wurly? I thought Louise (from Eternal)'s infamous video featured a Lion Bar?

 

[dmlaw]

I'll tell you, the Orient Express is really going downhill, but I guess that's what you get if you're already at the top of an Alp.

 

[Soldi]

My Wankle rotary engine only takes me as far as Loughborough At least I get to pop in to see ‘ar Bonneh

 

[Tisch]

I'll tell you, the Orient Express is really going downhill, but I guess that's what you get if you're already at the top of an Alp.

I'm curious. What's your personal onion on Miss Marple?

 

[dmlaw]

I'm curious. What's your personal onion on Miss Marple?

I like her shallots but she's not as good as Hercule Poirot.

 

[Tisch]

I like her shallots but she's not as good as Hercule Poirot.

Why do you like Hercule Poirot?

 

[ButterTart]

No you're confused. Anne Charleston played Sandi Toksvig in her biopic later that year "Oh What Joy It Is To Be a Toksvig". Really beautiful setting and she gets her mammaries out and everything! Apparently you can see the whole thing on Tik Tok

I'm a subscriber to her OnlyFans account (where she goes by the nom-de-plume Vag Bishop) so I can see those pendulous mammaries a-swinging whenever I want.

Strictly for educational purposes, you understand. Well, she does this trick where she sticks a bunsen burner up her snoot and it reminds me of year 10 chemistry.

 

[dmlaw]

Why do you like Hercule Poirot?

Hercule Poirot was a man who could always spot a red herring. Even if it was a double dare, or the sort of thing that you would have to be Rip Van Winkle to miss, he could solve it. He never got defeated by a one-armed bandit.

 

[dmlaw]

Strictly for educational purposes, you understand. Well, she does this trick where she sticks a bunsen burner up her snoot and it reminds me of year 10 chemistry.

That teacher of yours had to go to prison in the end, didn't he?

 

[Soldi]

Lea Walker waiting in flammable Wankle rotary engine watching trophy wife and listening to Chiquita awaiting your call

 

[Indie]

There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn't caress any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn't stand which topped all of them combined..

 

[Indie]

She patiently waited for his number to be called. She had no desire to be there, but her mom had insisted that she go. She's resisted at first, but over time she realized it was simply easier to appease her and go. Mom tended to be that way. She would keep insisting until you wore down and did what she wanted. So, here she sat, patiently waiting for her number to be called.

 

[Indie]

There was a time when he would have embraced the change that was coming. In his youth, he sought adventure and the unknown, but that had been years ago. He wished he could go back and learn to find the excitement that came with change but it was useless. That curiosity had long left him to where he had come to loathe anything that put him out of his comfort zone.

 

[Indie]

Was it enough? That was the question he kept asking himself. Was being satisfied enough? He looked around him at everyone yearning to just be satisfied in their daily life and he had reached that goal. He knew that he was satisfied and he also knew it wasn't going to be enough.

 

[win_the_game]

Having a cup of Earl Grey before bed. Off to Jaywick to see Geronimo Mussolini tomorrow, so I need my beauty sleep.

You're quite partial to a cup of rose lee aren't you!

 

[Soldi]

Geronimo Mussoli, by contrast, sleeps two hours a week and looks amazing for 77. He's the reigning flossing king of Jaywick, which is a testament to his youthful hips.

SNEAKY CUNT