
I'll be dipping mine in a cup of Earl Grey.Are we all ready to dip a digestive to celebrate my win?
Getting a lot of sneaky cunts in. Tik Tok, times running out!![]()
For untucked, I would like something from Jessica Alba's cocktail cookbook. A stunning Daiquri that uses special kombucha flavoured tango brought in from Vietnam. Unconventional, but delicious.
SNEAKY CUNTNo biscuits for me. I'm drinking lavender tea.
The average temperature in Nicaragua has really risen according to my friend Patsy PalmerThe Saturdays is a really interesting artist. Does anyone think global warming is a good thing?
If only Jeffrey Dahmer has holidayed there, it may have meant a lot of avoided unpleasantness.The average temperature in Nicaragua has really risen according to my friend Patsy Palmer
Patsy Palmer dyes her hair with red herrings apparently! I always thought she had a whiff of fish about her. Assumed she just used dodgy tampons!
But I worry I've overdone the dildos and digestives.
I hear he prefers HondurasIf only Jeffrey Dahmer has holidayed there, it may have meant a lot of avoided unpleasantness.
SNEAKY CUNTNo one wants to hear about Theresa May’s falafel fanny ever again I imagine.
Duplo dildos for all? I don’t know I’m exhausted.
BOGOF on Bunsen Burners extends until Thursday, so plenty of time to get down to Jaywick.
No one wants to hear about Theresa May’s falafel fanny ever again I imagine.
Patsy Palmer dyes her hair with red herrings apparently! I always thought she had a whiff of fish about her. Assumed she just used dodgy tampons!
SNEAKY CUNTDuplo dildos for all? I don’t know I’m exhausted.