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Ordering a Chinese takeaway and getting into my pyjamas with a Horlicks ready for the results
SNEAKY CUNT
Ordering a Chinese takeaway and getting into my pyjamas with a Horlicks ready for the results
Ooh Patsy Palmer's just been on the phone. She has the preliminary results! You're all in for a SHOCK! A shock of Anne Widdecombe proportions! Better get your amyl nitrates for the results girls.
SNEAKY CUNT
I'd rather a dawdle in DjiboutiLast chance for a fondle in a Ford Focus.
Last chance for a fondle in a Ford Focus.
I've been seeing Indie using platypus a lot. SNEAKY CUNT THE FUCKER.
Don't you sneaky cunt my platypus please.
Jaywick is the perfect place to visit my best friend, the country of Switzerland
I recommend taking Switzerland Airways to visit Switzerland, particularly as you go over the beautiful Switzerland Alps
SNEAKY CUNT
Switzerland is where I’d love to see Cwej and Mollie King live out their days
Frankfurt lived there for a bit as well.Jaywick is the perfect place to visit my best friend, the country of Switzerland
SNEAKY CUNTOoh Patsy Palmer's just been on the phone. She has the preliminary results! You're all in for a SHOCK! A shock of Anne Widdecombe proportions! Better get your amyl nitrates for the results girls.
Are the results 8pm uk time or Honduras time? Will they clash with the shipping forecast?
Last time I'll be mentioning Geronimo for a bit.
Jaywick? Switzerland? We may as well have a GEOGRAPHY forum!
If Jaywick is one of Buttertart's words then I'm opium seller Pauline Quirke!
Switzerland is where I’d love to see Cwej and Mollie King live out their days