tuesdayy nam’es it's child Mi'a Grace

[Lucille]

Actually my cousin has opted for the glamour of calling her baby ‘Mia Grace Minnie Taylor’.

 

[Lucille]

And yes there’s also a Molly-Mae on the other side of my family.

 

[Lucille]

Also not related to me but there’s a Nala-Rae on my Facebook also. Where did this bizarre trend come from?? I can’t imagine how naff these names are gonna sound in 20 years.

 

[lolly]

As I've said before, I was going to be SHERRY-MARIE had I been a girl

 

[lolly]

Arse, I can't make a tag about that errant apostrophe.

 

[Lucille]

As I've said before, I was going to be SHERRY-MARIE had I been a girl

Well that’s just fabulous

 

[lolly]

Well that’s just fabulous

I feel that penis or not, I've very much GROWN INTO IT

 

[ButterTart]

I have multiple customers called Callie-Mae. As long as you’ve got a Mae/May, Grace/Grayce or Lea/Leah in your name somewhere you’re golden.

 

[Lucille]

Arse, I can't make a tag about that errant apostrophe.

I never know what to do with its when it’s possessive?

My auto correct on my phone did it so I went with it.

 

[ButterTart]

Arse, I can't make a tag about that errant apostrophe.

I’ve removed the errant apostrophe. Censorship or not, it needed doing and I won’t apologise.

 

[Lucille]

MORE MOD OVER REACH

 

[Lucille]

I’ve changed it back and I like it that way.

 

[Lucille]

Any further editing is an attack on my creative expression.

 

[ButterTart]

I never know what to do with its when it’s possessive?

My auto correct on my phone did it so I went with it.

I always think ‘his, hers, it’s’ for possessive. You wouldn’t write hi’s.
For it’s, I just think ‘it is’.

 

[lolly]

Actually Tues'day would make a lovely name. Remember that for your firstborn, ButterTart.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve changed it back and I like it that way.

@Indie pls ban

 

[octophone]

Any further editing is an attack on my creative expression.

Fuck your creative expression, some of us are neurodiverse.

 

[octophone]

Actually Tues'day would make a lovely name. Remember that for your firstborn, ButterTart.

Tue'sday, surely. Or is would that be what separates the rival estates cf Claire/Clare etc.

 

[lolly]

Tue's-dae?

 

[ButterTart]

Actually Tues'day would make a lovely name. Remember that for your firstborn, ButterTart.

Only if I can hyphenate it with Shrove. I’ll spell it ‘Shroghamh’ so it looks Irish and classy.

 

[ButterTart]

Tue's-dae?

Dayah-T’ues.

 

[Lucille]

Any more edits and I will be incredibly grateful.

 

[ButterTart]

Any more edits and there will be an official complaint.

That one wasn’t me, but whoever it was is clearly holding up a mirror to the appalling grammar, that exist’s around hear.

 

[Lucille]

Any more edits and I will be incredibly grateful.

Seriously FUCK OFF.

 

[Lucille]

God a racist tag can sit there for hours but you’re really ON IT with apostrophes.

 

[octophone]

Wasn't me either, all I did was correct it so that it didn't HURT MY EYES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God a racist tag can sit there for hours but you’re really ON IT with apostrophes.

The dictionary definition of Grammar Nazis, surely?

 

[Soldi]

Seriously FUCK OFF.

God a racist tag can sit there for hours but you’re really ON IT with apostrophes.

Keep changing it! Keep changing it!

Preferably to something like “Toose’day, Lucille loses the plot”

 

[Kate]

I always think ‘his, hers, it’s’ for possessive. You wouldn’t write hi’s.
For it’s, I just think ‘it is’.

It's "its" possessive. I will assume that was your phone autocorrect.

 

[ButterTart]

It's "its" possessive. I will assume that was your phone autocorrect.

Fucking phone! How am I supposed to school people when it pulls shit like this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bit meh here today. Lockdown dead.

 

[Mats]

I never know what to do with its when it’s possessive?

My auto correct on my phone did it so I went with it.

as a foreigner who has been SPOON-FED English through 10 years of education, it always irks me when natives mess up that one

anyway, no shaming, CARRY ON!

 

[ButterTart]

Bit meh here today. Lockdown dead.

I imagine they’re all furiously listening to the dance rate semi final 4 songs so they can INUNDATE me later.

 

[Kate]

I shall be getting onto my Festival di Soldi voting tonight and then it's back to the dance anthems

 

[Soldi]

Oh shit I forgot about the dance anthems, SORRY BUTTERTART

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've taken a couple of days off my dissertation. I could get used to this...

 

[Sheena]

I’ve spent all day WAITING for people who were late or who decided last minute to not come. It’s been incredibly infuriating and I’m fucking DONE with it, and people. Cunts.

 

[Tisch]

I’ve spent all day WAITING for people who were late or who decided last minute to not come. It’s been incredibly infuriating and I’m fucking DONE with it, and people. Cunts.

One big reason I was getting fed up with zooms was because people would keep me waiting. How can you still be late when you DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. I absolutely cannot stand people who are constantly late for everything. I also can't stand myself how I just cannot NOT be late even when I know I should be.

 

[Lucille]

Apparently barbers are advertising on Grindr. Might have to kill two birds with one stone.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit I forgot about the dance anthems, SORRY BUTTERTART

In fairness I forgot to tag you because you weren't on my list of previous voters. Do it! Do it NOW!