Treat Yo'self Thursday

[ButterTart]

Good morning. The weather's shite, but I've only got today to get through and I can look forward to four smashing days off.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wassup

 

[ButterTart]

Wassup

Sup yo.

 

[Lucille]

Went drinking in the park last night, got my first hungover day in the office since I came back. Wish me luck!

 

[ButterTart]

Went drinking in the park last night, got my first hungover day in the office since I came back. Wish me luck!

God, I can’t imagine trying to do my job with a hangover. I think I’d just cry at my desk until they sent me home.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I want to treat myself to this as a jumper: https://gearhomies.com/collections/...-3d-qm455-elizavbelt-1?variant=31981360480292

I think my brain is broken.

 

[Lucille]

@COB GET RID!

 

[Tisch]

@COB GET RID!

DTMFA!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Or this hot Florence Nightingale moment!

 

[COB]

You can tell that's just the worst, most cheaply made stuff ever

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

I ache all over from yesterday's exercise exploits so I decided to have a couple of hours lay-in with my book, which has been a delightful change. Mr Sheena is doing my WIG IN as he has an exam tomorrow and is therefore just IMPOSSIBLE to be around. Example: Yesterday I was going out with friends for the evening, he got upset he wouldn't see me as he's had a "really stressful day" and wanted to spend time together, I rearranged the plans, bringing them forward a couple of hours so I could go home and cook him a roast dinner and we could have a nice night, I got in at 6, cooked the roast, at 7, just as I am serving he announces he's not hungry and at 7:30 he goes to bed Then this morning, when I politely suggested he will feel better after the exam is out of the way tomorrow, he screamed at me that he still had his thesis work to do and it was all incredibly hard and the pressure won't let up and I should understand better.

So I'm going cottaging.

 

[ButterTart]

I want to treat myself to this as a jumper: https://gearhomies.com/collections/...-3d-qm455-elizavbelt-1?variant=31981360480292

I think my brain is broken.

I like the colours. The mayoral sashes aren’t doing it for me, mind.

 

[Kate]

You can tell that's just the worst, most cheaply made stuff ever

Innit. I was scrolling through muttering to myself and judging anyone who would buy this absolute shit... and then I saw Stalin

 

[Kate]

Oooh LENIN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Ag has just been told he's keeping his job. He's getting a demotion on the same wage. Major relief. My Universal Credit starts next month. Things look like they're going to be OK.

 

[big ron]

Wassup

WAZZZZZZZZZUP got a 2020 makeover

 

[big ron]

I want to treat myself to this as a jumper: https://gearhomies.com/collections/...-3d-qm455-elizavbelt-1?variant=31981360480292

I think my brain is broken.

4 FUCKING PAGES OF THEM

https://gearhomies.com/collections/merica-history-collection

 

[Kate]

He's getting a demotion on the same wage.

The DREAM

 

[Kate]

Well, not as much of a dream as furlough, but you know.

 

[Indie]

Well, not as much of a dream as furlough, but you know.

Don't forget furlough is capped at £2,500 a month too. Wouldn't even cover your monthly polka dot dress outgoings.

 

[ButterTart]

I wish I was on furlough. Nobody even claps me anymore so there’s absolutely no point being a key worker.

 

[Soldi]

My furlough at my other job ends in JULY so they better think about reopening arenas PRONTO

 

[Kate]

Don't forget furlough is capped at £2,500 a month too. Wouldn't even cover your monthly polka dot dress outgoings.

I'd cope. Most of my spending seems to be BOOZE at the moment. FURLOUGH ME NOW BITCHES

 

[Kate]

Although is that £2500 before tax? Maybe not

 

[Sheena]

Well, not as much of a dream as furlough, but you know.

MY SMUG THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Especially as mine is topped up to full pay.

(Also, my thoughts are with others in less fortunate situations at this time...)

 

[Sheena]

Although is that £2500 before tax? Maybe not

Yeah it is. It’s not good enough normally for me, but a lot of my staff were happy with it.

 

[Kate]

Oh because I clicked on that dreadful clothing site it's now coming up in my Facebook feed. DAMN YOU @ZenGiraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh because I clicked on that dreadful clothing site it's now coming up in my Facebook feed. DAMN YOU @ZenGiraffe

Get yourself a lovely papal hoodie!

 

[Kate]

Maybe a Marie Antoinette one for eating cake in.

 

[lolly]

I've just spent about 39 minutes watching great tits (I think) feeding in the garden

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe a Marie Antoinette one for eating cake in.

Marie Antoinette is one of my ancestors, according to the genealogy study my aunt had done.
I love cake, I’ve no patience for peasants, and I look a treat in a vertical wig, so I definitely see the family resemblance.

 

[Indie]

I've just spent about 39 minutes watching great tits (I think) feeding in the garden

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

I'm making beer today, but whilst I wait for stuff to process I've been watching the garden. We've had a family of blue tits, great tits and coal tits. All the tits.

 

[Kate]

Tits out for lolly and Indie.

 

[Tisch]

I've just spent about 39 minutes watching great tits (I think) feeding in the garden

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

We had great and blue tits for about a day a few weeks ago then they all fucked off for some reason.

 

[OutSynk]

I have passed away at home.

 

[Kate]

RIP

 

[OutSynk]

Thank you.

 

[big ron]

I spend a lot of my time looking at great tits.

 

[Phoenix]

Oh because I clicked on that dreadful clothing site it's now coming up in my Facebook feed. DAMN YOU @ZenGiraffe

I looked at masks yesterday and now my Instagram is full of mask ads. I know it’s nothing special to me but the ads are exhausting.

 

[Lucille]

HELP my label maker says it has a tape jam but it's LYING.