Kalavision Song Contest - Semi Final Running Order Reveal 2000 BST 02/07

[OutSynk]

what was yours again? My brain stubbornly can’t match the songs to the countries to the posters

Rumeenia.

 

[Diddy]

Rumeenia.

I was going to come and console you, but I realised I didn’t give you any points sorry hun, did I get any from you?

I think you suffered from the sultry sad-bop vote being split several times

I was also gagged that 17 of my 20 votes in the semis went through, I guess I’m not that out of touch. Sadly Bip Burger was my 10 points, RIP

 

[OutSynk]

I was going to come and console you, but I realised I didn’t give you any points sorry hun, did I get any from you?

I might start sending only Romanian bops from now on until the cunts LIKE IT.

 

[Diddy]

I might start sending only Romanian bops from now on until the cunts LIKE IT.

I probably will like it too! I have no choice but to (Alexandra) STAN.

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking love my song, and I'm preemptively furious that it didn't make it out of its semi.

 

[Iguana]

I don’t see what some people’s problem is though. I seem to be one of the few / the only one to have to feel bad for sharing something from the country I’ve been living in for 6 years and listen to a lot. They are songs that I really like and I hope someone else likes them too.

I’d like to win sure, but I don’t care if I get snubbed again and again because that’s Moopy. (Well I do care a bit if I’m a DNQ after all that shit in Semi 2 but whatever it’s over)

I think we must have quite similar TASTE and we scored each other's songs highly (you got my 12 and I was very surprised you were DNQ, I THOUGHT it was a potential winner!)

 

[Diddy]

I think we must have quite similar TASTE and we scored each other's songs highly (you got my 12 and I was very surprised you were DNQ, I THOUGHT it was a potential winner!)

cause of death: Male vocal apparently even a falsetto isn’t fooling anyone

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HOT THE HEELS of my recent success, I'm not sure which direction to go! I have some obvious pop and some less obvious possibilities.

I have a sneaking regard no one will go for a particular genre.

 

[ButterTart]

cause of death: Male vocal apparently even a falsetto isn’t fooling anyone

Male vocals haven't done as terribly as I expected them to over the last two games, but there's still a definite bias. We can file penises alongside a beat, a purpose and a sense of identity as things you absolutely need to avoid if you want to win.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Do Janet Jackson and Toni Braxton’s mumbling count as a different language?

 

[Generic Account]

I've done some digging but I think I've settled on Je Ne Sais Pas Pourqoi.

Spoiler!

 

[Tisch]

I *did* have an idea but I had a quick listen this morning and decided it was too ballady. Glad I didn't impulsively send last night like I nearly did.

 

[Iguana]

What about made up languages?

 

[Kala]

What about made up languages?

Already answered earlier, this would be fine.

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously if @ZenGiraffe wants to field a song in Simlish, I'd be into that.

 

[Generic Account]

God I genuinely have no idea. I've gone back to digging through the pre Khmer Rouge era Cambodian rock scene like I did at the beginning of last Kalavision.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Klingon Rock it is

 

[Iguana]

Already answered earlier, this would be fine.

Any excuse to post that Belgian BELTER

 

[Kala]

I have made a shortlist for my entry and it has FIFTEEN songs on it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I want to run a knockout round.

 

[COB]

If imaginary languages are allowed, I'm assuming dead ones are too?

 

[Kala]

If imaginary languages are allowed, I'm assuming dead ones are too?

Indeed they are!

 

[Generic Account]

SORTED

I lOVE my source and now I just need to choose a song from it.

 

[Soldi]

It was a no brainier for my entry, an absolute 11/10

In fact I’ll say now that I’m GOING TO WIN

 

[Iguana]

It was a no brainier for my entry, an absolute 11/10

In fact I’ll say now that I’m GOING TO WIN

I'm sure it will be a MORAL victory

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It was a no brainier for my entry, an absolute 11/10

In fact I’ll say now that I’m GOING TO WIN

I won't be voting for anything in Italian!

 

[RS]

What about songs with no vocals? Silence is international too

 

[Generic Account]

I have an English song in mind but have gotten in touch with a certain ex poster to perform American Sign Language to it. I'm assuming that's ok given the effort?

 

[RS]

No, because that’s still English

 

[RS]

Hopefully next theme is all instrumental songs by deaf midgets.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

having an English song in mind

AGOG

 

[Indie]

Hopefully next theme is all instrumental songs by deaf midgets.

Now that I have a song for.

 

[OutSynk]

I think I’m going for a STATEMENT this time in my quest to finally earn some points from the queen of statements @Suomi herself. I might get left behind in the semifinal again but at least I tried to CHANGE THE WORLD.

 

[Lucille]

If you're not making a STATEMENT, then maybe just lie down and DIE.

 

[OutSynk]

If you're not making a STATEMENT, then maybe just lie down and DIE.

I will make a statement AND lie down and die for additional impact.

 

[Kate]

If imaginary languages are allowed, I'm assuming dead ones are too?

COB to submit a Tridentine Mass over a dubstep beat.

 

[Diddy]

I have an English song in mind but have gotten in touch with a certain ex poster to perform American Sign Language to it. I'm assuming that's ok given the effort?

the nerve

I’m assuming that’s ok given the effort of getting someone else to perform it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If I mime my way through my entry 'Dancing Queen' is that OK considering the effort?

 

[Kala]

I have an English song in mind but have gotten in touch with a certain ex poster to perform American Sign Language to it. I'm assuming that's ok given the effort?

Er, no. Nice try though, but keep that idea for another Karaoke competion!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Er, no. Nice try though, but keep that idea for another Karaoke competion!

What about instrumentals?