Thursday passes away during the hokey cokey (poignant)

Oh, I see ron has already covered that.

Has to be proper full fat coke though. Not diet shit or zero.
 
I get confused when people refer to any drug other than heroin as 'gear'. Please refrain from doing so, because I'll worry about you all a lot more otherwise.
 
Inspired by this thread I just had an ice cold full fat coke in the park and it was amazing.
 
I don't want to be a WINE SNOB (indeed I can't be, because I can't REALLY tell the difference between a lot of the varieties, particularly of white - I just know what I like), but spending a few quid more on a bottle of wine really does make all the difference. For £7-8 in Aldi or Lidl you can get bottles which taste at least twice as good as the cheaper stuff. With Rosé in particular I've found that buying the cheap stuff really is a false economy.

But then I guess if you're mixing it with Coke it makes little difference.
 
They were never exactly SHY about selling heroin on the street where my office is before lockdown, but honestly it's like a BAZAAR nowadays.
 
Oh GOD there is such a MASSIVE difference between white I find, way more than red. I can drink ANY red to be honest, but white has to be half decent or it's like quaffing BLEACH.
 
Oh I know the difference between shite and not shite for both. With red I feel as if I've managed to develop something of a palate though. With white it's just WHITE WINE for me, about 90% of the time. Just horrid or nice.
 
Let's play "how many gammon pleasing mantras can you squeeze into one Facebook post"!

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My preference is to drink drinks that would suit a rich woman named Tabatha whose life has been reduced to laying on a chez lounge as she waits for her husband to come home. So white wine or Prosecco, or cheap champagne if it’s a festive occasion. I’d lay there all day staring out the window and when my child asked me if I wanted to play, I’d tilt my head and say “not now Dexter, mummy’s depressed” as I reached for another Twix.
 
Suomi said:
My preference is to drink drinks that would suit a rich woman named Tabatha whose life has been reduced to laying on a chez lounge as she waits for her husband to come home. So white wine or Prosecco, or cheap champagne if it’s a festive occasion. I’d lay there all day staring out the window and when my child asked me if I wanted to play, I’d tilt my head and say “not now Dexter, mummy’s depressed” as I reached for another Twix.
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Rich women do NOT drink Prosecco or EVEN cheap champagne...
 
lolly said:
I don't want to be a WINE SNOB (indeed I can't be, because I can't REALLY tell the difference between a lot of the varieties, particularly of white - I just know what I like), but spending a few quid more on a bottle of wine really does make all the difference. For £7-8 in Aldi or Lidl you can get bottles which taste at least twice as good as the cheaper stuff. With Rosé in particular I've found that buying the cheap stuff really is a false economy.

But then I guess if you're mixing it with Coke it makes little difference.
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Not that long ago I was quite deep into researching selling plastic-free booze at festivals and that led me to importing wine from abroad in cartons. (What a bullet I dodged there!)

The amount of duty/VAT/transport/import/storage costs involved in it means that if you're spending anything around £5-6 you're basically paying PENCE for the wine.
 
It is true that no good deed goes unpunished.

As Mr F can't sit up for long he's been unable to play his Football Manager game since August last year because it's on the big computer downstairs. He's mostly stuck upstairs so I thought I'd be nice and bought a new battery for my old laptop so he can log in to Steam upstairs on it and play that way. Unfortunately I never thought to log out of any of my accounts on it before I handed it over so I was sat downstairs on my laptop playing Candy Crush and suddenly all of my bookmarks disappeared! Then apps started disappearing. I ran upstairs and took the laptop off him and have had to bring it downstairs and start unsyncing things and logging out of things. It's taken an hour but I think I've got everything back as it was on mine now but I've now got to start deleting things off the old one because stupid me thought that he wouldn't need tons of memory because Steam's online so I assumed it was played via the cloud. He says not.

So I've had no tea and have still got tons to do before I can go to bed.
 
My parents have their phones synced like that. I can't think of anything WORSE. How are you meant to send nudes to friends from Scruff? :zombie::zombie:
 
A friend has popped round with a bottle of red and a box of Zapain, so, frankly, I’ve had a lovely evening...
 
Was it a Rachey red, or something you'd actually choose to drink for pleasure?
 
God this heat is stifling

I swear I've got trench gusset again
 
lolly said:
Was it a Rachey red, or something you'd actually choose to drink for pleasure?
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Oh the latter. Said friend is quite classy, so it was a nice Shiraz.

Admittedly, the prescription drugs make her seem less so...
 
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