Friday's pizza hut delivery includes dead Rebecca Long Bailey

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My first hangover for a month and Mr Ag is here to ruin it with a "migraine" :eyes:

Four days at work. Must be a fucking record :side-eye:
 
My mum has sent me a photo of her with a neighbour's toddler to whom she has given some onions from her allotment. Is this a dig at me for not giving her any grandchildren?
 
Off for a picnic with my Uni chums inabit. A little hungover so I need shade.
 
Afternoon!

Woke at 5am by the smell of burning from a big roof fire at the end of my road (thankfully no one hurt), the photos of which went viral (I’m on the BBC NEWS app- THE FAME!), did Mr Sheena birthday celebrations, went for a swim and took my Mum shopping in a mobility scooter, at which she almost ran someone over twice, took out a whole rail of clothes in Tesco, tried to navigate too tight a corner and took half the paint off the customer service desk to genuine horror from the people working there, to which she just brave faced it and handed over her lottery forms bold as brass with a “and these, please, love.” and accidentally shoplifted a leg of lamb in her basket which had “fallen” down under the bags (AND the security tag went off as well but they just waved her through). All of this and a stand up row with Tesco when I discovered one of their security team sitting in her wheelchair eating a bag of crisps at a time where they are encouraging everyone to disinfect all their trollies.

I came home and had a beer for my nerves. At 11:15.
 
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Forgive me if this is insensitive but surely a security guard in a wheelchair isn't going to be much cop catching shoplifters? (Especially if they're sitting there eating crisps...)
 
Tisch said:
Forgive me if this is insensitive but surely a security guard in a wheelchair isn't going to be much cop catching shoplifters? (Especially if they're sitting there eating crisps...)
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One imagines he was on some sort of designated break. But that’s BESIDE THE POINT.
 
I was confused because I assumed your mum would be sitting in her own but now I get she put the wheelchair aside to go speeding off in her mobility scooter. Which is pretty obvious in hindsight.

I'm HOT. I just went away from my desk, stripped off to got sit by the fan for a while and bloody Amazon arrived now I'm all HOT again. :evil:
 
I’m on the balcony in the hammock and it’s turned quite CHILLY

Annoyingly we’re about to go and have a beach party.
 
I walked to work with no jacket this morning because it was so hot and now the temperature has plummeted for my walk home :evil:
 
Right what can I get from Deliveroo that is cold but not a fucking salad

It's going to be Lebanese isn't it
 
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