Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2014 (27/06, 20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

This is GRAND

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really frustrates me that one of her weakest MF entries was the one that got to Eurovision

Well it didn't do her any harm.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now I love a ballad but this does nothing for me

you're dead inside, love

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is GRAND

STUNGORGE

 

[dmlaw]

Mother was disgusting on every conceivable level, but I quite liked Cake To Bake - especially the attempt at Cockney in the spoken word bit. 'Piss a cack'.

Maybe we need a competition for the worst Eurovision songs of the decade. I might start it once VoR has finished his best of competition.

 

[D5K]

That should have been I’m In Love inside a big jellyfish.

 

[dUb]

YAY FRANCE!

 

[D5K]

Maybe we need a competition for the worst Eurovision songs of the decade. I might start it once VoR has finished his best of competition.

Well I guess vor’s already done all the qualifying rounds so we could jump straight to the semis.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

French rap makes my internal organs wilt.

 

[dUb]

Moustache>>>>Undo

 

[dmlaw]

Twin Twin: TWEET TWEET
The majority of the audience: We are not fucking doing that.

 

[D5K]

Is the salle de musculation what @Dark Carnival is obsessed with reopening?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moustache>>>>Undo

Suspended.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a bunch of absolute pricks.

 

[Dark Carnival]

French rap makes my internal organs wilt.

To be fair that's the worst possible representation of the genre.

 

[D5K]

The problem is that Greece did this much better four songs ago.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The hair. Set it on fire.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is the salle de musculation what @Dark Carnival is obsessed with reopening?

That is pretty accurate

 

[dmlaw]

The audience warming up their booing muscles for the next song.

 

[Madison]

Undo does nothing for me either.

 

[Madison]

BOOOOOO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

look how chunky their phones are.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ugh this EVIL pair!

 

[D5K]

I absolutely LOVE this song now. Not quite sure why though, and the performance is weird.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obviously Russian hatred was at a peak in 2014 and booing them seemed quite unfair, but it is quite an annoying performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

(I hate myself for liking this )

 

[dmlaw]

I would approve of their hair being tied to something else. A departing inter city train, for example.

 

[D5K]

I sort of get the see saw but what’s with the plastic poles?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Obviously Russian hatred was at a peak in 2014 and booing them seemed quite unfair, but it is quite an annoying performance.

At least Polina Gagarina was endearing, these two reek CUNT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I sort of get the see saw but what’s with the plastic poles?

I think they're using it to move the see saw. They also violate themselves with them later.

 

[D5K]

The prop department really brought their A-game in 2014 didn’t they?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where did the water come from?

 

[D5K]

Where did the water come from?

It’s part of the stage

 

[D5K]

Oh I ended up LOVING this one

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It’s part of the stage

Those Danes with their attention to detail.

 

[dmlaw]

As is traditional, Italy send a woman and the song isn't much cop.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like the Roman accessories but otherwise it's a cold 5.

 

[D5K]

I love a rock banger

 

[Madison]

As is traditional, Italy send a woman and the song isn't much cop.

Careful - you’ll trigger the Michelieiniacs.