Friday actually posts

[octophone]

Hello.

 

[ButterTart]

Hello.

Yay Octy!

 

[Indie]

I'm sorry, we don't let newbies post daily threads.

 

[Iguana]

Hi Octy and all

 

[Lucille]

A bit early for a martini.

OH GO ON THEN.

 

[Tisch]

Going round my mum and dad's tonight for an Indian.

Might get a takeaway as well

 

[ButterTart]

Going round my mum and dad's tonight for an Indian.

Might get a takeaway as well

ButterTart approves this post.

 

[ButterTart]

Precisely none of our PPE has arrived yet and we were supposed to reopen on Monday.

 

[PercyPig]

I think a moth (or a very ugly butterfly) has flown into my flat. I’ve got the Dyson primed but really I just want to move out and never have to think where it might be ever again

 

[octophone]

Precisely none of our PPE has arrived yet and we were supposed to reopen on Monday.

Ideal. Will you be making your own out of left over abusive letters and spoiled claim forms?

 

[ButterTart]

Ideal. Will you be making your own out of left over abusive letters and spoiled claim forms?

We could knock up a few papier-mâché visors in a pinch, I suppose. Good news is we’ve pushed our reopening back a few days since we’ve said there’s no way we’re seeing the public unless we’re PPEd up to the eyeballs.

 

[Soldi]

We could knock up a few papier-mâché visors in a pinch, I suppose. Good news is we’ve pushed our reopening back a few days since we’ve said there’s no way we’re seeing the public unless we’re PPEd up to the eyeballs.

Should have sent you a few down, we have plenty at home in preparation for our Greek airport travels.

 

[Lucille]

Stolen from the hospital supply cupboard NO DOUBT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh gurl she was DRUNK last night! This guy who’s had a massive crush over me for a while now invited me over for drinks and dinner. He was probably hopeful he’d get something out of it oh well at least I had nice wine and free food with a fabulous 360 view of Paris!

 

[Dark Carnival]

His place is very very nice, maybe I should shag him for that!

 

[Soldi]

It was nice of you to come round DC love

 

[Tisch]

You dick tease DC!

 

[GNL]

Should have sent you a few down, we have plenty at home in preparation for our Greek airport travels.

Stanley Johnson?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It was nice of you to come round DC love

Love, if you had an apartment like THAT in Paris I’d marry you in a heartbeat!

well there’s a challenge for you!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You dick tease DC!

I have already said NO several times! My intentions were clear, I was there for the free food and alcohol!

 

[ButterTart]

Some of the PPE arrived. Perfect for seeing the public AND my night job down the abattoir.
https://imgur.com/a/dOJD8X7

 

[Kate]

Sexy

 

[Lucille]

Why do you have HORRIBLE BUNTIN up in your office?!?

 

[Lucille]

The AUDACITY of some queens turning down dick in these desperate times, especially when there’s a side of SQUARE FOOTAGE up for grabs.

 

[ButterTart]

Why do you have HORRIBLE BUNTIN up in your office?!?

It was from a retirement ‘party’ in APRIL.

 

[Lucille]

GET RID!

 

[ButterTart]

GET RID!

I’m the tallest person in the office so I keep garrotting myself on it, you’re preaching to the choir there.

 

[SDF]

Some of the PPE arrived. Perfect for seeing the public AND my night job down the abattoir.

Moopy pics NOW

 

[Rachey]

We've had special thermometers arrive at our work today, you beep them on each other's heads. We have to use them before every shift.

These should be much easier to use than the dog/cat ones some of us have tried to use

 

[Lucille]

Apparently I have to be temperature tested before my HAIRCUT tomorrow.

 

[Lucille]

Just has a very blase French man view my spare room. I was hoping he’d be the one as I’m too lazy to advertise the place and do viewings but he seemed entirely NON-PLUSSED.

 

[Kala]

Just has a very blase French man view my spare room. I was hoping he’d be the one as I’m too lazy to advertise the place and do viewings but he seemed entirely NON-PLUSSED.

That's just him being FRENCH!

 

[Lucille]

He was VERY French.

 

[Iguana]

Some of the PPE arrived. Perfect for seeing the public AND my night job down the abattoir.

One for the Moopy Instagram???

 

[Lucille]

I wasn’t going to be rushing back to the pub, but reading a 14 point set of rules from one in my inbox has put me RIGHT OFF.

In other news I’d forgotten how LABORIOUS buying drugs is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Send drugs pls.

 

[floppet]

I’m other news I’d forgotten how LABORIOUS buying drugs is.

I still have to ask spawn's ex-fiance to get mine (several years after they split up) because I don't know any dealers and wouldn't have the first clue how to put an order in. One of spawn's old schoolfriends refused to supply me years ago because Mr F "looks like a cop". You'd think I'd be an ideal customer, only ordering in bulk once a month or so and none of this twenty-bag shite.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My uber eats order which is due in 13 minutes has-been picked up yet. Is this justification for killing someone?