AS5 E05: Snatch Game of Love

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Only a short one to #keepthesecrets I suppose
 
I guess Ru had taken an upper before they sat down for the judging? He was the most animated I’ve seen in a while.

I want Juju in every season giving commentary. She’s truly the best.

Who’s lying? India or Alexis?
 
What an episode! The DRAMA! The CONFLAMA! There were so many WFT moments but then the Alexis vs India drama just rendered everything redundant!
 
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Oh God what an episode... the drama saved the shit judging and the stupid twist.

I did not think Shea deserved the win, I don’t know who’s Flava is but that wasn’t good acting and it was as funny as the boy drag from last week. JuJu should have won. She was the funniest and had the best runway looks.

Shea slayed the lipsync and I loved her lip sync outfit a lot more than her non-prom look.

And fuck off Vanjie, how is she even a lip sync assassin? Wheeling her out every now and then is getting really tiresome.
 
Obviously India is a liar and a thief and Derrick has always been right about her (:D) but Alexis does feel easily pressed by competition and starting a hate campaign against her opponent does feel like her thing too.
 
I love Jujubee so fucking much. She was giving us so many MOMENTS this episode.

India is obviously the liar, it's clear from the lack of footage. They'd never leave scheming like that out of the edit.

Cracker utterly shit YET AGAIN. She just isn't funny.

Shea was great, but I too tire of boy drag for Snatch Game. When Kennedy did it it was an inspired risk, now it's just lazy.
 
Also, what the hell was Vanjie wearing?!

I think I've realised Shea isn't actually a very good lip syncer. She's 4/4 on being vaguely underwhelming now. The moves she was busting out for Open Your Heart were identical to what she was doing on So Emotional too.

Lucky for her, Vanjie seemed like she'd never heard the song before in her life :D
 
That twist is some hot dogshit! Alexis was actually the only funny one out of the first three! India and Cracker served us CRICKETS! My God Cracker is an unfunny bitch!
 
It was worth it for the HIGH DRAMA, but Jujubee and Alexis technically being in the bottom after those performances was absolute nonsense.

The funniest thing to me is that when Alexis voted for Shea, she did so because she was being NICE to India! :D What a vile cow the latter clearly is! We saw last week how quick she was to throw Mayhem under the bus too.

Excellent reality TV game-playing though, and it got her far further than her talent did, so I suppose you have to respect that.
 
India is a vile pig but obviously this has been such a great villain move. Even PhiPhi wouldn’t.
 
The timing of India’s lie is so perfect that it almost makes me think the whole thing is produced. She couldn’t have told it last week because Mayhem was still there, and not when Alexis is not in the bottom.

I wish they’d stop doing stupid challanges and only cause drama instead.
 
If this had been filmed more recently, Blair could have improved her Ellen impression by making her EVIL as documented in the iconic thread here on Moopy :disco:
 
Also absolutely everything about India in this episode was amazing. The timing of her doing Jefree in an episode filmed last year but aired right when he's embroiled in maximum drama! Completely bombing Snatch Game while looking like a LITERAL CORPSE*! The entire thing with Alexis, particularly conveniently implicating Mayhem right after she'd left :D And of course that powerful speech at the end that went down like a fart in an elevator. Not to indulge in hyperbole, I think she might be my favourite All Star of all time and deserves to return and win the finale :disco:

*(I mean, accurate)
 
I think I may well be at the point of tipping from Shea to Jujubee as winner as well. The Charisma cannot be denied.

I don’t agree with Shea's lipsyncs being underwhelming, but I do think she is served very well by her stature and poise.
 
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Shea’s lipsync was fantastic! It was an amazing reading of the song
 
Really enjoyed this episode. Let me consult with my pocketbook:

  • Shea totally killed the lipsync and embodied the spirit of the song. Inspired choice.
  • JuJu was my favourite on the Snatch Game.
  • Poor Cracker. She had the look down but everything was ugh. Her pisstake of her own performanceo n instagram is the definitive performance. That's the Cracker I stan. She just never channels that on the show for some reason.
  • Bye bye India. Not a moment (or three episodes) too soon.
  • Living for the Alexis potential villain scenario. Yes it's contrived and all that but give me some drama please.
 
I want a JuJu/Alexis/Shea top 3 (well it's kind of inevitable anyway - crazy shenanigans not withstanding).
 
HO. LY. SHIT
What an episode :D
Well, apart from a Snatch Game that was ludicrously hyped up from last week's trailer (Have you seen the show before, Tommy? :))
The first half of Snatch Game was atrocious - Alexis only looked good by comparison (how many 'seen it coming' jokes did she clock up there?).
The second half ... Juju! Shea was great too. Blair was surprisingly still in the contest, oh hi Blair!

But the DRAMZ. That must have been an astonishing last gambit from India, even Blair managed to work it out (though she blates was siding with Mayhem against Cracker but she'll be out next week so who cares).
Even if India WAS telling the truth - Shea could only have picked her. To cover her arse re:report cards, India was the clear bottom, so she can be seen to make the fair decision. And if Alexis was lying, Shea's shown mercy despite Alexis' attempted coup and surely Alexis must know how awful it'll look now to try the same thing again against the fan favourite AND the strongest competition AND someone who let her off the hook. Right?

I feel like Derrick was the dumb bimbo who knew the killer's identity at the start but made too much noise and got Mafia'd in the first act now :D

The gaggery of double-wins last week and the twist this week - sort of undermined a bit since EVERY week so far, the consensus and the winner's lipsticks have always been the same. In fact Alexis is the only one left who has voted for someone who hasn't since gone home.
 
What a fucking episode. Actually a good Snatch Game and THE DRAMA OF IT ALL!
 
1. Jujubee - Stunning, hilarious, and FINALLY bringing it to the challenges and the runways. I don't know that she (or anyone) really has a chance of beating Shea unless something untoward happens to her (though I don't think people would be against a Jujubee win). LOVELY GAL

2. Shea - Well the foretold winner, it hasn't been a straight road though, she didn't really gag me last week and the traumatic story of how she was humiliated (by her friend and they seem to be alright) by not winning (oh and everyone saying she was robbed so it's hardly like she was humiliated) was a bit of a :eyes:. Anyway she's still great but it's not been slaying 24/7

3. Cracker - Pfftt... she deserved the win narrowly over Juju last week but that Snatch Game! At least she realises she was let off the hook by the drama - though TBH it would surely have been India anyway? I've enjoyed her runways the most I think, but the main challenges, not so much. A top 3/4 rudemption would be a good result.

4. Alexis - Again, moments of greatness like last week's ice camo, I'm not sure humour is really landing for me (it's her second language etc :eyes:). I wouldn't object to a top 3 finish for her either.

5. Blair - Phew, talk about under the radar. Arguably she won the camo runway last week by going unnoticed. Seems to have a habit of missing the point with the runways, sort of daring but in a confusing way. This week's prom thing was good though. She's a terrible actress though, in the challenges and in the werkroom. I didn't think she was going to be the bitch like people were saying at the start, but she does seem to be trying to fit in with the bigger girls and not really being that kind of girl.

6. India - WTF how was that a prom dress? Is that one more reveal from the alleged 3-in-1? Hideous :D Was surprisingly into last week's runway but she has been flatlining since she drove the narrative bus over Derrick.
 
Blair is the obvious candidate to go next, but we’ve seen before that being well liked by your competitors can take you a long way in AllStars. She and Jujubee seem like the only two who’ve made no enemies on this messy-ass season. :D
 
Do we think there will be any more voting upsets now? I THINK Shea, Jujubee and Cracker are unlikely to go tactical. Blair is unlikely to ever get the power to, I think the narrative Uber has been ordered to run her down next ep. Alexis is the wildcard though, she could actually win a challenge and fuck knows what she would do.
 
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