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Jess Glynne CANCELLED for alleging discrimination when turned away from a restaurant for wearing a hoodie

 
Is Jess Glynne quite a well known BITCH? I had no idea.
 
Rita said:
Is Jess Glynne quite a well known BITCH? I had no idea.
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Apparently Ellie Goulding has liked a couple of tweets suggesting she may be so seems likely. Not that I know Ellie to be an authority on these things.

I thought Glynne had been cancelled by Moopy from day one.
 
BoysForSeles said:
Apparently Ellie Goulding has liked a couple of tweets suggesting she may be so seems likely. Not that I know Ellie to be an authority on these things.

I thought Glynne had been cancelled by Moopy from day one.
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Who is to say that ELLIE isn’t the bitch?

Not our @Ellie of course. Ellie Goulding.
 
Rita said:
Who is to say that ELLIE isn’t the bitch?

Not our @Ellie of course. Ellie Goulding.
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:)

I used to dislike Ellie Goulding for silly reasons just because I’m not a great fan of her voice, and I sensed she was being styled to some kind of sex kitten image in which she clearly didn’t look comfortable.

Have since head from a friend of a friend that she’s absolutely lovely, so that’s that.
 
Ellie said:
:)

I used to dislike Ellie Goulding for silly reasons just because I’m not a great fan of her voice, and I sensed she was being styled to some kind of sex kitten image in which she clearly didn’t look comfortable.

Have since head from a friend of a friend that she’s absolutely lovely, so that’s that.
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OMG IT MUST BE TRUE THEN. :o
 
lolly said:
Jess Glynne is obviously a massive cunt. Every stylist in the business has clearly had good reason to hate her for years.
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I think it was you that called her Crystal Tipps ages back, and that's all I think of every time I see her.

And yes, she's a fucking demoness. Her sound is specifically engineered to sound like every song should be on a Grattan advert, to the point where you can't hear them without imagining fat women dancing in trouser suits.
 
ButterTart said:
I think it was you that called her Crystal Tipps ages back, and that's all I think of every time I see her.
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Yes, that was me. And FUCK #bekind, here she is again with with Alistair.

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Uncanny
 
are we allowed a 'One hundred times Jess Glynne looked a right fucking state' thread on moopy?
 
My friend was in her circle of friends at school and said she was an absolute nightmare
 
Rita said:
Rather Be is still AMAZING. Bitch or no bitch.
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It gave us Jess Glynne AND that snooty one with the cricket bat for a cello from Clean Bandit. And is it really a coincidence that Marina blanded out and lost her Diamonds as soon as she hooked up with the ginge from Clean Bandit? I think not.
 
Just to say I saw Clean Bandit at Pride last year and they were FUCKING BORING.

Mr Ag loved it so whatever.

Still fuck Jess Glynn. Unnecessary.
 
I have very little opinion of Jess Glynne. Yes, she should definitely sack the stylist but other than that I am just pretty shocked that she has had so many number 1’s.
 
She obviously knows the right people because after sacking off the Isle of Wight festival cos she was still pissed from the night before and getting a life ban, she is somehow back next year. One wonders...
 
Ag said:
Just to say I saw Clean Bandit at Pride last year and they were FUCKING BORING.

Mr Ag loved it so whatever.

Still fuck Jess Glynn. Unnecessary.
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Wasn’t one of them PREGNANT? :D
 
octophone said:
She obviously knows the right people because after sacking off the Isle of Wight festival cos she was still pissed from the night before and getting a life ban, she is somehow back next year. One wonders...
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That WAS terrible, but find me someone that hasn’t overdone it the night before and had to cancel important plans the next day. I am still struggling with anything HATEFUL other than her dress sense.
 
HOLD UP! VoR doesn’t like her so she MUST be a cunt according to a nobody who has “worked with her“ on Twitter. :rolleyes:
 
I have no strong opinion on Jess Glynne either way, I'm just enjoying the ride.
 
I will happily be proved wrong by the way but many seem to have taken a complete dislike to her without receipts. Yes her songs are dreary and she dresses like a tramp a lot of the time, but I am seeing no concrete evidence of CUNT.
 
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