The Meaning of Mariah Carey by Mariah Carey (Mimi's Memoir) - SPOILERS abound!

[dUb]

I added the bit in brackets but I can see her using that as the full title if she sees this



Not sure if the title is better than the original (I Had A Vision Of Love) but I am here for it nonetheless.

 

[dUb]

This one looks good too BUY NOW

 

[dUb]

 

[Loufoque]

Cheers
Toast
Bravo II You

I'm having a splash to celebrate this century's The Handmaid's Tale.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Confirmed! Cannot wait

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The Grapes of WHO?

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Feeling soooo festive at this news!

 

[straightorbroken]

Debacles and dreams

Is she doing an audio? Oh please say so.

 

[RS]

I want it all written in that iconic Mariah font.

 

[dUb]

Kat McPhee hardcore lamb confirmed

She MAY be taking the piss I feel

 

[Loufoque]

I don't know her, for real.

 

[dUb]

American Idol runner-up, released a great JoJo ripoff, starred in Smash and Scorpion on TV, Waitress on Broadway, married David "There For Me" & "After Tonight" Foster.

 

[K.C.]

Gaga, Kanye and Trump all irrelevant in one fell swoop.

 

[Whatevar]

American Idol runner-up, released a great JoJo ripoff, starred in Smash and Scorpion on TV, Waitress on Broadway, married David "There For Me" & "After Tonight" Foster.

I didn’t know they were married! Eww

 

[SDF]

Where is @jivafox

I know he will be proud of me buying a book!

 

[SDF]

And also reading x

 

[dUb]

I didn’t know they were married! Eww

Watch the David Foster doc on Netflix bbz! So good

 

[SDF]

I don’t understand why she would marry him

I mean I kind of do. But no, Kat.

 

[Loufoque]

STILL don't know her!

Anyway, can't wait for this. I think it will be the first book I've read in years.

 

[dUb]

STILL don't know her!

 

[jivafox]

She’s not nearly as exciting as his previous wife, Münchausen Queen Yolanda

 

[SDF]

Genuinely can we have a Moopy book club to this?

 

[dUb]

YES

 

[K.C.]

YES

Thank you for including Mariah's signature color, pink-yet-lavender.

 

[GNL]

Can't wait for this QoL to reclaim purple prose.

 

[Ellie]

She’s narrating the audio book herself

 

[K.C.]

She’s narrating the audio book herself

The CHERRY on top

I'm gonna need shady intonations and whistles thrown in randomly plz

 

[RS]

Genuinely can we have a Moopy book club to this?

We only read high brow literature at our exclusive club.


So the answer is yes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK so where are the pre-order links / packages / parcels / bundles etc. and can we get some vinyl / instant-grats / redeem codes with the books to get her another No. 1 single in the US or something?

 

[dUb]

Jacket & title reveal TODAY!

Please don’t be shit

 

[dUb]

We love a £0.02 saving dahhling

 

[dUb]

What are the chances the cover is good? I’m saying 30%

 

[Ellie]

What are the chances the cover is good? I’m saying 30%

I want a heavily photoshopped Mariah as a butterfly, surrounded by rainbows with super shiny legs.

 

[Iguana]

She used the Memoirs title too soon

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I want a juicy chapter about her life in the château/golden cage in Bedford that Tommy built for her.

 

[SDF]

She's been getting things so much more right these last few years, I'm praying this is good

 

[jivafox]

I hope she talks about Eminem spunking over her belly.

 

[RS]

I hope she skips all the shade and the boyfriends and kids and just deliver in depth analysis of my favourite songs of her such as Petals, Forever and Did I Do That?. (#imnotjokingbitch)

 

[Loufoque]

Such a queen giving us that Second Wave Lockdown content!

"Shelter in place with Mimi"

Now all we need is Caution Part II.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

I hope she skips all the shade and the boyfriends and kids and just deliver in depth analysis of my favourite songs of her such as Petals, Forever and Did I Do That?. (#imnotjokingbitch)

Can’t we have BOTH??