I sometimes piss in the sink if I’m drunk. Does that make it a second toilet? I would never shit in it though.
I bet you also PISS in the SHOWER.
Where did I say that?Soldi I thought you had a STUDIO flat, why does it have TWO LOOS.

Actually NO, Lucy ONLY has BATHS.
I I hate driving through it, the erratic parking it’s like an obstacle course
Oh you’re in a house share. I must’ve had a FEVER DREAM.

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I bet you also PISS in the SHOWER.

We ripped out our bath for a super dooper digital shower EXPERIENCE and it was the best thing we ever did.
I LOVE a shower too but there's nothing better than a hot soak in a bath after a long day when you can just switch off for half an hour or so...
There really is nothing better than pissing in the shower after a long day
Did you eat them? Because I'd have been tempted to try one, I'll be honestCheese moments are amazing but they do NOT rot. When i worked in the Co-Op as a student, I found a packet behind a shelf that was SEVEN years out of date and they still looked perfectly the same as they would![]()

Did you eat them? Because I'd have been tempted to try one, I'll be honest![]()
As I don’t know you well at all, what other DELIGHTS have you popped in your gob then?It does remind me of the time I tried a cat biscuit with cheese filling in it cause I thought they might be like cheese moments and they were the most disgusting thing I’d ever put in my mouth and yes, this is me we’re talking about.
Oh COME ON SHEE!It does remind me of the time I tried a cat biscuit with cheese filling in it cause I thought they might be like cheese moments and they were the most disgusting thing I’d ever put in my mouth and yes, this is me we’re talking about.
As I don’t know you well at all, what other DELIGHTS have you popped in your gob then?
Oh COME ON SHEE!
#sheenascatqueen

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The best onion rings are the Co-Op’s, trust me. Tesco is second.
Girls why can I never get fish skin CRISPY?!