Kalavision Song Contest - Semi Final 2 Voting Closes Thu 16/07

[dmlaw]

They're going have someone's eye out if they keep whipping their braids around like that.

 

[Soldi]

Maybe @Zu-Klara will be SUMMONED by this.

@Zu-Klara I promise lots of BOBS AND VAGENE if you return

 

[Alla]

This screams Rita.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is awful.

 

[RS]

This has to be Lucille (or SorB)

 

[Kate]

I like a couple of Major Lazer tracks, but I did not like that one.

 

[dmlaw]

When we went on holiday to Brazil ANITTA was EVERYWHERE singing a song about her bum. It was better than this.

Cheeky Girls cover version, was it?

 

[OutSynk]

Don't exaggerate.

Have you heard it? It's nothing like the shit they've been doing since Diplo took over.

 

[ButterTart]

I have a feeling the man shouting 'no' at the beginning is going to be an accurate expression of my feelings for the next four minutes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This screams Rita.

She's won't hear you. She's 18 bottles in and full of dick.

 

[Tisch]

Claudia Philipps. What a typical Monégasque name!

 

[RS]

This has to be Lucille (or SorB)

I mean Monaco

 

[COB]

This is the bad kind of trash, to me

 

[Tisch]

Dannii Minogue in a fez?

 

[Kala]

the VIDEO to Monaco is SOMETHING

 

[Alla]

Kids, dwarfs and 80s fashion, what a mix.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Have you heard it? It's nothing like the shit they've been doing since Diplo took over.

Of course I haven't. What I know of them is TERRIBLE.

 

[RS]

How many songs are left?

 

[ButterTart]

Was that Kirsty Allsop licking her lips then?

 

[D5K]

Where do people find this shit?!

 

[Iguana]

Kylie with bad teeth

 

[Tisch]

This is such a DOUZE

 

[Kala]

How many songs are left?

FOUR

 

[Kate]

This is OKAY

 

[COB]

I said it last time, but WHY wouldn't you send Princess Stephanie with Ouragan?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's like a bad early Kylie video.

 

[Tisch]

Cheeky Girls cover version, was it?

Was I meant to read that in the tone of Ulrika?

 

[Alla]

This video scares me.

 

[OutSynk]

Of course I haven't. What I know of them is TERRIBLE.

Thought so!

 

[Soldi]

Is he Macron?

 

[Alla]

Well that could be nerys too.

 

[Kate]

I wish this had an entirely different vocalist though.

 

[Iguana]

Everyone in this video is dead now

 

[D5K]

Oui, c'est dommage.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[RS]

Oh Good God, not another one.

 

[win_the_game]

This is fucking garbage.

 

[Alla]

Oh god, not more of this shit!

 

[Kate]

Well that could be nerys too.

Oh god I can picture the GIFs now. Better BAN pre-emptively

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Everyone in this video is dead now

GOOD!