Kalavision Song Contest - GRAND FINAL RESULTS FRIDAY 25/09

[AlgoAlex]

Which you HALF DID

BRING BACK BANNING GAME

 

[dmlaw]

Really, if anyone was going to be disqualified for not voting, they should have been in my semi final.

 

[Kala]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

 

[Soldi]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

Omg Kala!

 

[Alla]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

OMG! I'm so sorry Kala. Forget about this shit, log off and take care of your mum! Hope she's ok soon x

 

[cwej]

Given the UNIVERSAL HATRED for Finland, how the fuck has it qualified?

Astonished!! One of the absolute worst of the whole competition...

 

[Iguana]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

Oh God! I'm so sorry, take care both of you. Sounds like you did all the right things.

 

[Kate]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

Oh my god! How is she doing now? Did she hit her head?

 

[Kala]

She wasn’t breathing when I got there. I got her breathing. I don’t know how cos I was a bottle and a half down. She fell and hit her head. They won’t even let me in as it’s all restricted. Fuck. I don’t know what to do.

 

[cwej]

SLOVAKIA

FALLGRAP- Zrkadlia nás

was @dmlaw ​

FYI I gave this 10pts and I don't care who hates me for it.

 

[Kate]

OMG. That's AMAZING you got her breathing I hope you get some good news soon x

 

[D5K]

She wasn’t breathing when I got there. I got her breathing. I don’t know how cos I was a bottle and a half down. She fell and hit her head. They won’t even let me in as it’s all restricted. Fuck. I don’t know what to do.

Sounds like you’ve done everything you can; thinking of both of you.

 

[Tisch]

Thinking of you both Kala. You've clearly done everything you could and she's in the best place if she's in hospital now. Nothing you can do, just log off be there for her. Take care.

 

[Iguana]

She wasn’t breathing when I got there. I got her breathing. I don’t know how cos I was a bottle and a half down. She fell and hit her head. They won’t even let me in as it’s all restricted. Fuck. I don’t know what to do.

You have definitely done what you can and you have got her to help. Can you get any water/tea/something to eat there? It might help to get the alcohol out your system as much as you can and keep up energy. Thinking of you

 

[cwej]

I tried to do something different with my entry but most of you (those who didn’t vote for it) don’t like anything different.

I mean that's patently not true... it's not like the 20 songs that are through all sound identical is it?!

 

[cwej]

Sorry I didn't see this last page so missed the last updates on @Kalabaliken 's mum. Hope everything is OK Kala.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

Seriously, the final can wait. Hope your Mum's okay.

 

[ButterTart]

Erm to be honest I couldn't face listening to them all so mine was disqualified

 

[cwej]

So fucking stupid that this didn't qualify.

Agreed. Loved Senegal!

 

[Kate]

For those that enjoyed Senegal

 

[Suomi]

Like last time, I genuinely didn’t believe my song would be commercial enough to be understood. I want to thank all voters and say that I believe in you as much as you believe in me.

 

[Phoenix]

Fuck. Guys. I’m at the hospital now. I had to do cpr on my mum as she fell and was unconscious when I got there. and I couldn’t even drive her there cos I’d had a bottle of wine and then some. I almost drove her there, and I feel so bad at that. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the final.

Fuck the finale, just take care of your mum and yourself.

 

[SDF]

Omg @Kalabaliken you should be so proud that you managed to get your mum breathing

do not, under any circumstances, worry about this x

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hugs and kisses Kala love

 

[COB]

Just caught up on this, fingers crossed for your mum Kala xx

 

[Suomi]

Like last time, I genuinely didn’t believe my song would be commercial enough to be understood. I want to thank all voters and say that I believe in you as much as you believe in me.

when I posted this I hadn’t read the rest - so sorry about your mum kala and let’s just put this to rest until you’re ready x

 

[Diddy]

Oh gawd, I’m sorry Kala but it sounds like you did everything you needed to get her back on the mend xx

 

[Diddy]

( by the way I’m raging at you J-phobic twats again, SERIOUSLY? You have broken my spirit )

 

[Indie]

( by the way I’m raging at you J-phobic twats again, SERIOUSLY? You have broken my spirit )

Moopy isn't Japanese phobic, it placed them 5th in Festival di Soldi

 

[Diddy]

Moopy isn't Japanese phobic, it placed them 5th in Festival di Soldi

The power of the novelty entry is greater than anything in a Moopy contest!

 

[Tisch]

@Diddy once again, yours is one I really liked only for it to be RUDELY SHUNNED. That's three for three now. (Wasn't as good as The Moon though x)

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope it goes without saying that when I posted (which was shortly after the delay was announced) I hadn't read what was happening, especially the next update that came later.

It sounds like you coped very well Kala. Speedy recovery for your mum. I hope you can get some rest today as well.

 

[win_the_game]

Fingers crossed your mum is ok Kala.

 

[Suomi]

( by the way I’m raging at you J-phobic twats again, SERIOUSLY? You have broken my spirit )

I thought they were one of the best in this semi, thanks for introducing me to it!

 

[OutSynk]

( by the way I’m raging at you J-phobic twats again, SERIOUSLY? You have broken my spirit )

Don’t give up luv. There can be a 100 Japanese entries that miss the final but it only takes one to qualify.

 

[Rita]

Sending all my love to you and your mum Kala. Sounds like you did a fantastic job doing what you did to give your mum the best chance which is no mean feat under the circumstances. Thinking of you both xxx

 

[Rita]

I am very unhappy at all this BIGGING UP OF ONE GENRE DIDDY like I’m just an old lost cause. Well, you will all be eating your words next time. I am going to try and incorporate all my previous songs in to one and if you SORRY LOT don’t bloody like it then you are all bloody HYPOCRITES.

 

[Soldi]

I am very unhappy at all this BIGGING UP OF ONE GENRE DIDDY like I’m just an old lost cause. Well, you will all be eating your words next time. I am going to try and incorporate all my previous songs in to one and if you SORRY LOT don’t bloody like it then you are all bloody HYPOCRITES.

How’s the boozy brunch dear?

 

[Rita]

How’s the boozy brunch dear?

Excuse me I AM SOBER. Well, just a couple of glasses down. I am waiting to get PICKED UP and thought I would come on here and get all you lot in line.

 

[OutSynk]

I am going to try and incorporate all my previous songs in to one

This sounds like a threat.