ButterTart
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Unless there already is one. In which case, as you were.
Are we not doing Saturday threads anymore?
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ButterTart
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Poor DC, you lick one bumhole and you never hear the end of it.
Soldi
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It wasn’t even related to Madame Merde this time either!Poor DC, you lick one bumhole and you never hear the end of it.
Dark Carnival
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It's all fun and jokes until it actually happens. And that's what happened last night after the late drunk fun on moopy
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Wait what??It's all fun and jokes until it actually happens. And that's what happened last night after the late drunk fun on moopy
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No! A guy came over. He's from London and he's in Paris for a few days. We had fun and of course there was rimming involved. After we fucked he left a bit of himself on my cock 
Dark Carnival
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I really hope not all of you London boys are messy bottoms!
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No! A guy came over. He's from London and he's in Paris for a few days. We had fun and of course there was rimming involved. After we fucked he left a bit of himself on my cock
Star
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Guys you know when you do a Facebook story, is it like Instagram where you can see who views your story? Even if you aren't their friend?
Asking for a friend of course
Asking for a friend of course
@Dark Carnival Wasn’t there ANOTHER story you wanted to tell us but didn’t because of all the excessive feces talk? How many times have you eaten shit this week?
Dark Carnival
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According to moopy? I'VE LOST COUNT.
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Seriously everybody if you don't stop posting about getting shite on your knob or eating shite or other shite-and-sex-related stuff I'm going to wade in here with my menstruational vagina sex-chat and I promise you won't like that one bit!
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You're right though, well it's quite CHANGEABLE here. I went out for a walk and to film my Spicevision postcard, and it was lovely and sunny then it started raining
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Iguana
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Is it raining there? It is beautifully sunny here but the cricket has been called off in Manchester so I did WONDER.
Cricket forum now!
Iguana
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We have had a BBQ and are now playing giant garden connect four and Jenga
It’s 16 degrees and raining here the entire next week so let’s not.
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GLORIOUS WEATHER HERE 
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HELLO LOVES
I’m back from France and got straight off the plane, drove home and went straight to the pub and ended up staying out til 5am. Paying for it now and annoyed with myself for missing this beautiful day.
In other news, my surgical wound on my foot isn’t healing properly and I think now might be getting infected, so that’s fun...
I’m back from France and got straight off the plane, drove home and went straight to the pub and ended up staying out til 5am. Paying for it now and annoyed with myself for missing this beautiful day.
In other news, my surgical wound on my foot isn’t healing properly and I think now might be getting infected, so that’s fun...
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It’s 16 degrees and raining here the entire next week so let’s not.
Nothing above 20C here next weekGLORIOUS WEATHER HERE
floppet
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It was just drizzly all day until about 3pm. I don't mind watching one-dayers or T20 (if they even still play them) but I can't abide test cricket, there's just too much standing around doing nothing. I played a few times for our work indoor cricket team in my late teens till my weekends were taken up by Mr F but I was rubbish at it because I throw and run like a girl.
Star
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Bathe it in salt water? That's what they told me to do with the post birth foof.
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Or Epsom salts
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Check the other thread! I can't sleep I'm so worked up about it all
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You can’t bathe or soak it because it will soften the scar tissue and may make the wound open again. It’s best to not get it wet as much as possible. The opposite to your foof- a wet FOOF is to be encouraged!
I’ve got antibiotics they gave me just in case as I was going to France and wanted me to have access to them so have started those now. It’s just annoying- I am desperate to go for a swim and I can’t run either. Annoying.
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I suppose every gash is different 