Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands
45 Poland
85 Iceland

 

[Dark Carnival]

BETTER THAN SWEDEN

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
?? Slovenia
?? Turkey
?? Norway
?? Denmark
08 France
09 Netherlands
-1 Poland
10 Iceland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is such a banger. This seems like a bit of a halcyon year for Eurovision.

It's a legend for a good reason!

 

[D5K]

What a postcard

 

[COB]

This is like one of those games from Live & Kicking where kids would phone in and scream LEFT! LEFT! MIDDLE! etc.

 

[Tisch]

I'm just reading the Wikipedia entry for the French entrant. It's ALL about her UFO religion. Sounds absolutely MAD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Every girl I knew in my school had those same hair clips!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is like one of those games from Live & Kicking where kids would phone in and scream LEFT! LEFT! MIDDLE! etc.

Sarah Greene is an evil bitch.

 

[Soldi]

Why did no one enter this into the dance rate?? FUMING

 

[Madison]

Did this Marlain do anything of note after the contest?

 

[Dark Carnival]

COME ON CYPRUS!!!

 

[Lucille]

Why has the poor cow been GREASED UP.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TRANCE BANGER!

 

[COB]

Sarah Greene is an evil bitch.

BRB starting a rumour she killed her dead husband, who is dead.

 

[Tisch]

Every girl I knew in my school had those same hair clips!

Love how she has so many they're even going DOWN her fringe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why has the poor cow been GREASED UP.

Freshly sprayed cum.

 

[GNL]

Oh who knew she could do an uptempo.

 

[Soldi]

Why has the poor cow been GREASED UP.

She’s SWEATING GLITTER

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love how she has so many they're even going DOWN her fringe

That's they were SUPPOSED to be worn

 

[D5K]

They should have entered this in English

 

[Dark Carnival]

VOX

 

[COB]

What a POUNDING BEAT! I bet this is what @Dark Carnival is like, etc etc

 

[Soldi]

That's they were SUPPOSED to be worn

DC the new Gok Wan

 

[D5K]

There’s also far too little eye contact

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
06 Norway
06 Denmark
09 France
07 Netherlands
00 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey
08 Norway
06 Denmark
06 France
06 Netherlands
00 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus

 

[COB]

A woman in the audience had her arms crossed! KILL HER

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands
45 Poland
85 Iceland
90 Cyprus

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
?? Slovenia
?? Turkey
?? Norway
?? Denmark
08 France
09 Netherlands
-1 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus

 

[Soldi]

A woman in the audience had her arms crossed! KILL HER

It’s @ButterTart

 

[Pingu]

Such a shame this was sandwiched between Selma and Charlotte.

I wonder if this would be much more fondly remembered if it had been switched with, say, Maria Magdalena in the running order.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A woman in the audience had her arms crossed! KILL HER

Many of the audience died in the wedding floor disaster just two years later.

 

[Soldi]

This would make a real good CHRISTMAS BANGER

 

[COB]

Hooray Charlotte!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I remember something about purple dildos!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At what point between here and 2008 did her face melt?

 

[D5K]

Such a shame this was sandwiched between Selma and Charlotte.

It’s just that Selma and Charlotte well their songs so well, and she really didn’t.

 

[GNL]

Now this is a one woman Steps.

 

[Soldi]

At what point between here and 2008 did her face melt?

When she was turned into an ALIEN by Mme. France