Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

I can’t get over the video of her being so agog when Leila K insulted her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't believe ABBA entered again.

 

[Soldi]

WILL YOU BE MY ONE AND ONLY

WHEN NIGHTS ARE LONELY

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
06 Norway
06 Denmark
09 France
07 Netherlands
00 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
09 Sweden

 

[Lucille]

So many iconic hair flips this year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The big gay pink stage really was in her favour.

 

[D5K]

Is there any point watching the rest of this?

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands
45 Poland
85 Iceland
90 Cyprus
93 Sweden

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
?? Slovenia
?? Turkey
?? Norway
?? Denmark
08 France
09 Netherlands
-1 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
10 Sweden

 

[Soldi]

Oh @Rachey not Portugal

 

[ButterTart]

At what point between here and 2008 did her face melt?

I think it was very much a work in process even here. By the time she did 'The Girl' she'd had so many facelifts her mouth was essentially a lower back tattoo.

 

[Pingu]

Having not watched this all the way through since 1999, Charlotte's performance really was a "well OF COURSE" moment.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHO'S THIS QUEEN?

 

[D5K]

Didn’t this guy go on to be the lead singer of WigWam?

 

[Madison]

Is there any point watching the rest of this?

 

[Lucille]

Oh @Rachey not Portugal

This is what Mandy looks like.

 

[COB]

Does it go slightly shitter after those three? I'm still here but I've put on some INSTANT NOODLES

 

[Tisch]

Why do Portugal always fail so hard darling?

 

[Soldi]

I know we have the GERMAN and ESTONIAN delights to come dears, plus DANA INTERNATIONAL doing the INTERVAL so don’t you DARE leave!

 

[D5K]

Why do Portugal always fail so hard darling?

This is pretty good by Portuguese standards

 

[GNL]

Is this HAIM?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Portugal are terrible. Its worth noting they've won more recently than Spain by almost 50 years.

 

[Tisch]

This is pretty good by Portuguese standards

I wouldn't know I've gone for a TOP UP of tea.

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
06 Norway
06 Denmark
09 France
07 Netherlands
00 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
09 Sweden
00 Portugal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey
08 Norway
06 Denmark
06 France
06 Netherlands
00 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
03 Portugal

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands
45 Poland
85 Iceland
90 Cyprus
93 Sweden
-1 Portugal

 

[Soldi]

I wouldn't know I've gone for a TOP UP of tea.

This reminds me where is everyone else’s DRINK SELFIES?! I’m trying to make tonight as PEAK LOCKDOWN as possible!

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
?? Slovenia
?? Turkey
?? Norway
?? Denmark
08 France
09 Netherlands
-1 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
10 Sweden
02 Portugal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a gentlemanly voice.

 

[GNL]

Wasn't expecting that voice.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh the BARITONE!

 

[COB]

The MUTTONS?

 

[Soldi]

Well SOMEONE has been smoking 50 a day!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One suspects it may be too recent for LOCKDOWN NOSTALGIA.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still better than anything they won with in the 90s

 

[COB]

Much like the best Toni Braxton hits, I initially didn't know what language this was in

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The UK and Irish decline really was just starting.

 

[Soldi]

Still better than anything they won with in the 90s

Still not over realising we were snubbed the win during the 93 rewatch

 

[Pingu]

I mean...

Dawn Martin only came 10th the previous year... surely that's not successful enough to try and emulate it (less well) the next year.

 

[Lucille]

This reminds me where is everyone else’s DRINK SELFIES?! I’m trying to make tonight as PEAK LOCKDOWN as possible!

Yes I’m hungover.