OK OMG YOU GUYZ I needed a 3 hour nap to process all this, so here I go, hope I don't end up offending anyone
Asexual Goose

If you wanna be my lover, too bad, I'm asexual. The diversity! I just like hearing the name Asexual Goose in a Scottish accent
@cwej Chilling masks, you know from Vola that I love a costume change and unrehearsed armography. Geri making 2 + 2 = 5

I'm glad you didn't reinvent the wheel for SYBT, a great opener
and as for me ... HAAA, you'll see

Here comes a returning champion
@dUb someone made the phoning it in joke already, but

that tilt when the music starts! Fearing for your life on that chair, the sock slap

a brave followup
@Gangsta Nancy Lam A unique song choice that I didn't see coming

Where's your beautiful face though? Love the reworked lyrics and husky vox
@Beryl What a wonderful montage, it had everything! Outdoors! Dogs! Asexual ducks! Unexplained children! Scenes of urban desolation! Backing sheep vox! 13 points for doing a dance routine, THE dance routine - a joyful debut. A few issues with syncs and pitches but if that's not in the Spice spirit I don't know what is
@SDF So glad you weren't relying on that body-ody-ody, and you went with your successful formula of covering songs that could only have been improved. Beautiful and touching - this is not a read but your vocals reminded me of Jenna Maroney, maybe it's the almost-parody song angle too

wonderful
@COB I know I'm always in for a treat with you, and you didn't disappoint. The phone call

the shimmy shush! I can't list everything, I'd need a buzzfeed article of 17 moments my wig left this astral plane. I'd kill for your production values, please teach me

Love your pussy. THE LOGO!!!
@Chlammy and I oop! A unique song choice that I didn't see coming

I haven't seen Cabaret but I liked your pants (damn you filmora9 free plan). Strong vox as you're known for and so charming, even if you could spice up your life more!
@Tisch &
@Iguana The power couple, jesus! Do you have a recording studio or something!? Incredible production, vocals, storylines, what can I say? And that's before I'm a big Tischuana stan anyway. If you two ever split up for real I'm giving up on love forever. Visual album please!! Only thing I didn't like what when poverty was stripping Iggy but the shirt stayed on, even if he fingered your ring after that. Totally gooped.
@straightorbroken A real left-turn, which is saying something considering the two covers of the same unknown Mel C cover

That postcard!!

Your contribution to the lunatic montage genre has never been forgotten, I was delighted to see another installment. That tongue lick finished me off

Shocked how well the song fit to Freed from Desire, if it had synced up a bit better it would've been a stone cold bop. Inspired!
The Asexual Goose again
What a show too, wonderful job Cobbie dear, I'm gagging for another instalment already. And congratulations everyone, you really did something to the bar that scholars will be analysing for decades to come
