ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Good morning. Only one of those words is accurate.
it involved me breaking an entering so I will be turning myself in to the police shortly. Nice knowing you all xxxHe sounds VANILLA.It reminds me of the time I floated re-enacting a home invasion and rape with an old boyfriend of mine. I think his response was ‘hmmmm, yeah let’s think about that one’.
Perhaps it wasn't HIM Lucille wanted to be 'raped' byHe sounds VANILLA.
I’m too beaten down to fight it anymore. I’ll just open the thread and sob at my desk like every other bloody morning.at ButterTart not moaning at having to start the daily thread
Has your hot flatmate let you suck him off yet?Oh fuck I’ve just lined up a date for this afternoon.
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Has your hot flatmate let you suck him off yet?
THRILLED that somebody got the reference. I decided last year I was going to watch them all, and I think I managed four before sacking them off.Morning! It's miserable here and SO AM I (not really)
The topic title just makes me want to watch the Hellraiser films again. I love how there are about fifty awful direct-to-video sequels but nobody minds because the first two were so iconic![]()
THRILLED that somebody got the reference. I decided last year I was going to watch them all, and I think I managed four before sacking them off.
In honour of the thread title let’s play shag marry kill with our favourite cenobites:
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Ooh is this moopers singing
@Lucille how come you're working one day a week? I want this type of job.
Who was the lady Cenobite in the first film? I liked her, but only that actress playing her.Sorry, it's all about Pinhead for me, I'd shag and marry him. Angelique and Butterball are crap Cenobites so kill them.

It is! Pop it on one night while you're having dinner or something, you'll have a great timeOoh is this moopers singing![]()
That goes for you too @Floppet! It features a talking goose AND Diddy transforming into a dragon and a horse, so be warned 