NAR: Tuesday

[ButterTart]

There are RULES?

We have to pass an initial exam, and they conduct random spot checks to ensure we’re not listening to show tunes or visiting Dunelm unaccompanied.

 

[COB]

Ok so I got nobbed today, and it turns out that it IS (mostly) true that it doesn’t hurt if you want it enough.

this the “well, it’s over” guy from last week , I really like him guyzzz <3

Hooray! But regarding your first point I think it can really depend, sometimes a tummy just doesn't want a sword

 

[Diddy]

Hooray! But regarding your first point I think it can really depend, sometimes a tummy just doesn't want a sword

It wasn’t prepared physically but I was prepared mentally. Also turns out I wasn’t bullshitting myself when I thought I didn’t want to do THAT unless I really liked the guy!

 

[Lucille]

I was buggered last night but I’m suddenly in the mood for another.

 

[SDF]

Poppers @Diddy ?

 

[win_the_game]

BOTTOMS FORUM NOW!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hi from in-between your mums legs.

 

[Indie]

BOTTOMS FORUM NOW!

 

[Diddy]

Poppers @Diddy ?

I'm not straddling a beanstalk, I think I just need breaking in

 

[lolly]

I’m eating out to help out AGAIN.

Me too

I'm still not sure I understand how it works, as everything seems to be even cheaper than I thought. But we had a feta and spinach pie, mash and veg, a cheese ploughman's, a pint of cider and a elderflower presse in quite a nice hotel in the Cotswolds for £17. I'm not questioning it, and fully intend to repeat it in Bath tomorrow

 

[ButterTart]

Three separate strangers have asked me for a cigarette today. Scroungers get right on my tits.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Three separate strangers have asked me for a cigarette today. Scroungers get right on my tits.

Well it was quite obviously a metaphorical request for anal. I’m sure that’s how old gaping fanny and soggy ham sandwich @Lucille goes about it. How shockingly ungrateful

 

[octophone]

Well it was quite obviously a metaphorical request for anal. I’m sure that’s how old gaping fanny and soggy ham sandwich @Lucille goes about it. How shockingly ungrateful

Well, strap me to a tree and call me Brenda, I wonder who THIS is?...

 

[Lucille]

Guys my night’s playing out like a bad porn movie. My flat mates just come home in a right mood as he’s just been dumped.

“Shall we have a pizza and a beer I’m pissed off”

“Gay guys have it so much easier”

“I can appreciate when a guy’s good looking”

“Wanna get a bag in and watch a movie?”

 

[Ecce Homo]

Well I just can’t imagine how THIS is going to turn out

WANTON SLUT TO THE RESCUE

 

[Iguana]

Guys my night’s playing out like a bad porn movie. My flat mates just come home in a right mood as he’s just been dumped.

“Shall we have a pizza and a beer I’m pissed off”

“Gay guys have it so much easier”

“I can appreciate when a guy’s good looking”

“Wanna get a bag in and watch a movie?”

Seems you're on a winning streak @Lucille!

 

[SDF]

Oh Lucille what a quandary you’re in

ps I thought the flat mate was gay

 

[lolly]

Honestly, it'll be like a wet paper bag by midnight

 

[Lucille]

Oh Lucille what a quandary you’re in

ps I thought the flat mate was gay

Just because he cuts hair and can use a sewing machine doesn’t mean he’s a BACKDOOR BURGLAR.

 

[SDF]

Cuts hair and using as a sewing machine. He’s boyfriend material hun.

 

[octophone]

Just because he cuts hair and can use a sewing machine doesn’t mean he’s a BACKDOOR BURGLAR.

If this was an American film, it would immediately cut to a shot of him riding you like Seabiscuit.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Just because he cuts hair and can use a sewing machine doesn’t mean he’s a BACKDOOR BURGLAR.

OH AYE

Get back to us in the morning when your hamsy jacksy has the distinct look of PULLED PORK

 

[octophone]

OH AYE

Get back to us in the morning when your hamsy jacksy has the distinct look of PULLED PORK

Maybe he'll get his pork pulled as well...

 

[Ecce Homo]

I’ve talked to the tarot and a SAUSAGEY SOIRÉE certainly looks to be on the menu

 

[Lucille]

Now he’s telling me about his BULLET WOUND.

 

[COB]

It's hard out there for a pimp

 

[lolly]

OH AYE

Get back to us in the morning when your hamsy jacksy has the distinct look of PULLED PORK

Or indeed JACKFRUIT for our vegan sluts.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Now he’s telling me about his BULLET WOUND.

I bet it went in EVER SO DEEP

Although of course this scenario is turning out exactly as intended

 

[COB]

Also good evening! We have just EATEN OUT to HELPEN OUT

 

[Lucille]

Oh he’s going out to meet a girl now thank god. However “I’ll give you a call later if it doesn’t work out”.

 

[Generic Account]

Guys my night’s playing out like a bad porn movie. My flat mates just come home in a right mood as he’s just been dumped.

“Shall we have a pizza and a beer I’m pissed off”

“Gay guys have it so much easier”

“I can appreciate when a guy’s good looking”

“Wanna get a bag in and watch a movie?”

Oh I thought he was already gay.

Get you. Reeling in the straights.

 

[Ecce Homo]

It's hard out there for a pimp

if The awful man is obviously trying to get @Lucille on his books. They can all clock a prostitute when they see one. The poor love will be up and down the Roman Road offering up the full gash for a fiver and a speck of brown come next Tuesday

 

[octophone]

Oh he’s going out to meet a girl now thank god. However “I’ll give you a call later if it doesn’t work out”.

He's going out to buy some poppers and a Yorkie.

 

[Generic Account]

Just because he cuts hair and can use a sewing machine doesn’t mean he’s a BACKDOOR BURGLAR.

omg you should get him on drag race.

 

[SDF]

You’ll be waiting for him in his bedroom when he gets back

 

[win_the_game]

if The awful man is obviously trying to get @Lucille on his books. They can all clock a prostitute when they see one. The poor love will be up and down the Roman Road offering up the full gash for a fiver and a speck of brown come next Tuesday

WIll Lucy be offering EAT OUT TO HELP OUT discounts?

 

[lolly]

Oh he’s going out to meet a girl now thank god. However “I’ll give you a call later if it doesn’t work out”.

Better scrape the cum off your best negligee

 

[lolly]

WIll Lucy be offering EAT OUT TO HELP OUT discounts?

I thought vendors selling it out of a SKIP were EXEMPT?

 

[win_the_game]

I knew she was working out of an East London hovel but I didn't realise it was that bad.

 

[Lucille]

It’s not a skip it’s EX COUNCIL.