Thursday loses the rag

Swear I had to remind everyone it was COB’s birthday too the other week. Honestly what a bunch of heartless bastards :tongueout:
 
NINETEEN QUID for two baguettes and two coffees?!

MADNESS
 
SDF said:
I was planning on buying in Glasgow, thinking I’d get more for my money, but I think properties are currently going for silly money over valuation there too.

so I might legit be homeless :D
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I genuinely would love a boyfriend to move in and halve my mortgage @SDF? You'd have to give me nightly blowjobs to make up for the amount of time I've been single and I'd give you a discount on the rent if you really go for it. Thanks bae xx
 
Oh so he’s paying half your mortgage but you’re only RENTING to poor lovely SDF, and despite giving you nightly blowjobs ON DEMAND you’re leaving the poor sod with no EQUITY IN THE PROPERTY. Stay clear SDF, I’m here if you want a shoulder or cock to cry on. Xxx
 
Lucille said:
Oh so he’s paying half your mortgage but you’re only RENTING to poor lovely SDF, and despite giving you nightly blowjobs ON DEMAND you’re leaving the poor sod with no EQUITY IN THE PROPERTY. Stay clear SDF, I’m here if you want a shoulder or cock to cry on. Xxx
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I bet your flatmate is in your bedroom wanking into your underwear right now.
 
Lucille said:
Oh so he’s paying half your mortgage but you’re only RENTING to poor lovely SDF, and despite giving you nightly blowjobs ON DEMAND you’re leaving the poor sod with no EQUITY IN THE PROPERTY. Stay clear SDF, I’m here if you want a shoulder or cock to cry on. Xxx
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:D

“I’d love a boyfriend... to pay half my mortgage”. What a proposition!
 
TBH London is so expensive, the only reason I’m on the hunt for a long term boyfriend is to get a DECENT FLAT.
 
I imagine you're looking at THROUPLES if you want a decent place in zone 1 or 2?
 
SDF said:
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“I’d love a boyfriend... to pay half my mortgage”. What a proposition!
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IKR! He’s the sort who’d buy you expensive trinkets and Fabergé eggs and leave the receipt with a note on the coffee table the next morning asking for 50% of the price in cash “otherwise it just gets nasty”
 
He’d probably INVOICE you at the end of the month for your share of the CONDOMS.

Kidding of course. Who’d use a condom with SDF?
 
Happy birthday @Lucille!

i'm having a shit day. i'd really appreciate it if august-december vanishes as fast as february-july did.

WHAT A FUCKED UP YEAR! i hate everything about 2020.

but again, happy birthday Lucille!
 
On the living arrangements front, I know someone who actively seeks out people on the slag apps who live in places he’d like to live, in the hope that they’ll ask him to move in. Rotten fucking scab. Ended dreadfully when he tried it on with someone in Germany, who mercifully came to his senses just in time (after basically letting him move in) and told him to get the fuck out :disco:
 
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An old colleague once had a grindr date and the guy had a JACKSON POLLOCK on the wall of his house. Needless to say he locked that guy down FERVENTLY.
 
Guys I can’t be certain as her English wasn’t great, but I think a woman just tried to sell me a YOUNG BOY. :zombie:
 
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