I’ve never been to Monday

I also didn’t realise my hotel was 30 minutes walk from the station and I’m not having it.
 
I've never been to Monday, but I HAVE been to Diddy

Good morning! I got a horrible sleep last night :(
 
Morning all you early birds and, in the case of @Diddy, night owls and, in the case of @The Sexual Goose , sexy geese

We are getting our conservatory roof replaced starting today and I feel this is not going to be conducive to a good week of work but I'm looking forward to not having a temporary roof any more (which we've had for 5 years)
 
COB said:
I've never been to Monday, but I HAVE been to Diddy

Good morning! I got a horrible sleep last night :(
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I was going to dispute it because I came to you, but am I imagining that you came to my static caravan? :D

that might have been a male nurse I met off Grindr
 
Ugh and here was me trying to avoid the summer heat, but it’s 34 degrees with a “real feel” of 39 apparently.

I'm dehydrated and my bag is too heavy

but I’m having a nice day :)
 
You never let me visit the fabled caravan, but you were at a bar and I got there after you so I feel I am technically accurate :tongueout:
Iguana said:
:( Was it the heat?
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A bit, yeah - it was weirdly non-windy and stifling last night, so opening the window didn't seek to do much.
 
Is it staying hot at night there? I always thought it cooled off.

It’s so bloody humid here that the “real feel” temperature here isn’t going under 30 all night!
 
Our new manager doesn't even say good morning when she arrives now. Well, I say "now", she never did. She's got two pals she engages with and clearly couldn't give a tinker's fuck about the rest of us.
 
Oh wow, woke up feeling deranged and overheated. Isn’t it wonderful? Incidentally I don’t know how anyone can drink anything containing hot milk, least of all in this weather. Not that I harbour resentment about not being breast-fed obviously :)
 
octophone said:
Our new manager doesn't even say good morning when she arrives now. Well, I say "now", she never did. She's got two pals she engages with and clearly couldn't give a tinker's fuck about the rest of us.
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I used to work with someone like that. Screaming GOOD MORNING at her on a daily basis soon put paid to that business :disco:
 
Is it just the dicks on my Facebook with an overzealous use of the Share button or is there suddenly a lot of Asian men driving around in cars ready to bungle white 7 year old girls into into the boot of a BMW M Series only to be thwarted at the last minute by eyes-on-the-ball Karen?

:rolleyes:
 
octophone said:
Our new manager doesn't even say good morning when she arrives now. Well, I say "now", she never did. She's got two pals she engages with and clearly couldn't give a tinker's fuck about the rest of us.
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A girl at my work was like this and for some reason it used to really irk me. I said good morning every morning and refused to back down saying it. Sometimes she'd completely ignore me, sometimes she'd sort of exhale a morning about a minute after.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
PICTURES PLEASE!
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I feel quite distracted this morning

I might do some yoga at lunch or something to try and focus my mind a bit more
 
My mind is still on the giant house spider from last night. I managed to squish it by dropping a book on it, but it was a traumatising affair.
 
I am fucking knackered, feel like I've been to Glastonbury. I've got 150 emails I need to reply to so I'm obviously spending the day on moopy.
 
I’m in the hotel, debating whether or not to get dressed to go to the convenience store (but it’s 5 minutes awayyyyy) or get undressed and go to the hotel’s spa, or both or neither

I’m watching some 100-song music clip marathon of Japanese hitz from the Showa era (I think that finishes in the late 80s)

the vibrato is OUT OF CONTROL. One young man had a nice 70s Bob Carolgees hairdo, and his microphone was covered in plastic flowers :)
 
Iguana said:
Well OBVIOUSLY the spa darling!
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I think “spa” is overselling it a bit, but there’s a good chance of seeing naked men, and a good chance said men will be over 60 dragging their ballsacks along the floor

this retro Japanese music blowout is oddly compelling
 
Diddy said:
I think “spa” is overselling it a bit, but there’s a good chance of seeing naked men, and a good chance said men will be over 60 dragging their ballsacks along the floor

this retro Japanese music blowout is oddly compelling
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I was thinking more for some R&R rather than to have a PERV. I'd love to get a massage but everything is booked up around here until NOVEMBER
 
Iguana said:
I was thinking more for some R&R rather than to have a PERV. I'd love to get a massage but everything is booked up around here until NOVEMBER
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it’s just a big communal bath really, possibly a sauna but I have a headache from dehydration already so maybe not
 
Oh Monday
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Monday
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Monday
 
Feeling better than expected after a very boozey birthday lunch yesterday, followed by cocaine for dessert. Now heading to the glamorous environs of HACKNEY MARE ST to get a Greggs and a new SIM card.
 
I've just had a two hour clinical supervision meeting by zoom. Now I’ve got an actual FACE TO FACE one and don't really remember the etiquette. I am allowed to take a cat to play with, right?
 
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