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I went down a bit of a rabbit hole in Moopy Gold last night while I was trying to sleep. I learnt all about calling 11 year old girls bad words and the radio forum that never was. I had even posted in some of the threads but have little to no memory.

It's going to be another hot one, hold onto your hand fans girls
 
I’m FUMING as I have to go to a client’s house this afternoon which means I’m wearing TROUSERS today.
 
Actually I could quite see @ButterTart in a skirt. No knickers please: easy access essential. Or you could always go à l’exotique and plump for a sarong :disco:
 
In a delightful turn of events, the company's entire online audio system has gone kaput. No meetings for me :)
 
Zu-Klara said:
Or a lovely pair of CULOTTES!
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ButterTart said:
Oh we know you’re both really @Kate. Those people in the karaoke video were just two of the undocumented Lithuanians she keeps around the house as sexual slaves and occasional draught excluders.
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All right you got me. Yes I have two little men to pour me menthe and double up as my breasts on the weekends. Don't report me to immigration. :(
 
I've just popped to the tip and bought 44 vinyl albums and 10 CDs for £44 :disco:
 
Culottes are the absolute worth thing ever. Who looked at shorts, looked at trousers, looked at skirts and said "I can combine all of these and it'll be fabulous".
 
octophone said:
Culottes are the absolute worth thing ever. Who looked at shorts, looked at trousers, looked at skirts and said "I can combine all of these and it'll be fabulous".
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Don't they help with gusset rot, though?
 
Kate said:
I wouldn't be averse to some short ones. At least you avoid the chub rub.
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But surely, at that point, they simply become "shorts"? Or are shorts now only what we used to refer to as short shorts?
 
octophone said:
But surely, at that point, they simply become "shorts"? Or are shorts now only what we used to refer to as short shorts?
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I suppose it depends on the wideness of the legs. I thought the point was that they look like a skirt. Well, when you're just standing still anyway, not legs splayed in a Lucille stylee.
 
octophone said:
There are other ways to deal with that which don't involve looking like a psychedelic Victorian urchin.
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But Lucille lives in East London. 'Psychedelic Victorian Street urchin' is the latest uniform of Bethnal Green Road!
 
Just had 5 guys. Gonna fuck a Chinese man later.

Did I do it right? Too hot for new jokes
 
I was CONVINCED I'd gained a ton of weight down in Brighton with all the meals out. However I just weighed myself and I've lost 5lbs. I think I was just swollen in the heat.

I'm FORTY TOMORROW. FORTY. I know several of you are there already and obviously I'm prepared, but how has it come to this?!
 
Did I miss any drama? I did poke my head in, but didn't take anything in.
 
Lucille said:
I’m FUMING as I have to go to a client’s house this afternoon which means I’m wearing TROUSERS today.
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It must be strange for you having them around your waist rather than your ankles
 
Ag said:
I'm FORTY TOMORROW. FORTY. I know several of you are there already and obviously I'm prepared, but how has it come to this?!
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It's fine. I don't mind getting old. Beats the alternative.
 
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