Dua Lipa - Levitating (ft. The Blessed Madonna, Madonna & Missy Elliott)

oh no we're going to have to see the swollen nan?
If she serves up 'Batuka' style age appropriate beauty then I'm all for it.

If she serves up 'Bitch I'm Madonna' style shenanigans I will condemn haters publicly for age and sex shaming her but privately I will weep.
 
I've been hearing that Madonna is NOT IN THE VIDEO but hopefully that's just some sick rumour spread by Sonikk-who?
 
I’m kinda glad she’s not in it, so we don’t have to witness her showing up like Jackie Stallone in Celebrity Big Brother. I find it difficult to look at her these days without feeling sad at what she’s done to herself. (Yeah, I know it’s her choice and I need to get over it etc etc.)
 
I'm sorry, I thought "love is blind" was metaphorical, I just cannot get how out of Anwar's league Dua really is. His tattoos look like the pad I keep next to my phone and his nose looks like a child threw a blob of Plasticine at his face. I can only assume he's hung like a draught excluder and this is why Dua is so supple in those videos...
 
:D how is this a "shitty lockdown video"? I think they've done a fabulous job. Lots of BEAUTIFUL SHOTS.

I love the remix too now. Missy's verse is the best bit.
 
I’m kinda glad she’s not in it, so we don’t have to witness her showing up like Jackie Stallone in Celebrity Big Brother. I find it difficult to look at her these days without feeling sad at what she’s done to herself. (Yeah, I know it’s her choice and I need to get over it etc etc.)

It’s just a bit of bloating :eyes::(
 
I’m kinda glad she’s not in it, so we don’t have to witness her showing up like Jackie Stallone in Celebrity Big Brother. I find it difficult to look at her these days without feeling sad at what she’s done to herself. (Yeah, I know it’s her choice and I need to get over it etc etc.)
Just look at this poor dog's reaction.
 
I'm sorry, I thought "love is blind" was metaphorical, I just cannot get how out of Anwar's league Dua really is. His tattoos look like the pad I keep next to my phone and his nose looks like a child threw a blob of Plasticine at his face. I can only assume he's hung like a draught excluder and this is why Dua is so supple in those videos...

He's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY RICH AND WELL-CONNECTED.

To the extent that his sisters, who had his face at birth, are this generation's BIGGEST SUPERMODELS.
 
Just look at this poor dog's reaction.


:D Can you stop being so ageist, misogynist and racist please @OutSynk. OMG so shocked

Anyway I note that MADAM is on the grab again. Note to Coco: just give her a TOPPY CARROT, given that she likes them so much :)
 
Anyway it IS a bit off that Madonna isn’t in the actual video. RUDE! :oi:
 
Can we please discuss Madonna's face in the designated (disgustingly misogynistic) thread in the Madonna forum and keep to talking about the remix here? Honestly why does everything have to go back to her face? Ugh it's so frustrating!
 
:D how is this a "shitty lockdown video"? I think they've done a fabulous job. Lots of BEAUTIFUL SHOTS.

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Can we please discuss Madonna's face in the designated (disgustingly misogynistic) thread in the Madonna forum and keep to talking about the remix here?

I’m quite busy at the moment so could you post a link please

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Can we please discuss Madonna's face in the designated (disgustingly misogynistic) thread in the Madonna forum and keep to talking about the remix here? Honestly why does everything have to go back to her face? Ugh it's so frustrating!

Oooh get you. We can’t have an opinion on a face now, without being accused of misogyny. I’d feel exactly the same way if a male celebrity mangled their face too, so you can stick the “misogyny” bullshit thanks.
 
QUITE! What ARE people expecting? Maybe mummy never loved them enough and they’re never satisfied. You can even ram an arm in up to the shoulder and they still want more :(

Unrelatedly (well, I say that... :side-eye:), who knew that this thread would lead to yet more MADONNA ARGUMENTS? So shocked right now! :shock:
 
Oooh get you. We can’t have an opinion on a face now, without being accused of misogyny. I’d feel exactly the same way if a male celebrity mangled their face too, so you can stick the “misogyny” bullshit thanks.
It wasn't directed at you specifically and I was (semi-)joking!
 
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so Madonna decided to ruin the best song on FN and not even send a quick filtered instagram vid for the music video? i cannot. is this her revenge for that time some magazine called Dua the Madonna of Z generation?

that video is exactly what the remix deserves. Lapeep looks stunning but has the personality of an old cardigan under someone's bed that's collecting dust and is no one's favorite.
 
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