
It exposed all those little fibs COB told us about him. I mean, no offence @ZenGiraffe but you look NOTHING like Josie D'Arby.This reminds me, one of my favourite lockdown moments was @ZenGiraffe finding the MANY posts of @COB on the relationships thread. SO AWKWARD
I love how he narrowed it down to following Mahmood and liking Cicciolina, IE. EVERY GAY.

I love how he narrowed it down to following Mahmood and liking Cicciolina, IE. EVERY GAY.
That's what Snapchat is for darlingsix pages of gay texting and no dick pic? FAKE
The gifs are all edited in for Moopy, originally they were all hole picssix pages of gay texting and no dick pic? FAKE

)What? NO!ZU HERE
I have finally reached the end of my time in the lounge - although I’m still trying to resist the urge to have a peek, having been here for 11 years - but not for any of the reasons assumed here. It was actually further to the discussion about my posting a photo (or not, as the case remains). I thought, would I attribute the real me to some of the things I’ve posted as Zu? The answer was no, so I thought, well, why am I doing this?
On the couples front, that was indeed my (probably drunken) post on Breasts Inc. and I’m sorry that @COB was upset about it, not least because he’s one of my lounge favourites. I was just venting in my venty, hysterical Zu way. Very easy to forget that there are actual people at the other end. (Cough cough, Kitty Brucknell.) I’ve struggled for fucking ages with what is undeniably an addiction to posting here (to add to my portfolio of other addictions) and it’s always easier to project things out and launch into a vile rant rather than take responsibility. Admittedly I DO find it rather strange and a bit unsettling when couples simultaneously post on here and are clearly in the same room while doing so, but so be it. That’s just my opinion. It doesn’t mean that you deserve to die or anything like that. (That’s only reserved for Cilla)
And on that note, my cunty lovelies, I bid thee auf Wiedersehen. (Mods, please ignore any future requests for a reset. I lock myself out for a reason and it’s always about wanting to feel less insane and live a slightly calmer life. Also, no more aliases. I’ve run out of email addresses and gmx have threatened to send the scary hairy backed feds round if I try to set up any more. (Door’s on the latch.) XOXOXO

NoooooooooooooZU HERE
I have finally reached the end of my time in the lounge - although I’m still trying to resist the urge to have a peek, having been here for 11 years - but not for any of the reasons assumed here. It was actually further to the discussion about my posting a photo (or not, as the case remains). I thought, would I attribute the real me to some of the things I’ve posted as Zu? The answer was no, so I thought, well, why am I doing this?
On the couples front, that was indeed my (probably drunken) post on Breasts Inc. and I’m sorry that @COB was upset about it, not least because he’s one of my lounge favourites. I was just venting in my venty, hysterical Zu way. Very easy to forget that there are actual people at the other end. (Cough cough, Kitty Brucknell.) I’ve struggled for fucking ages with what is undeniably an addiction to posting here (to add to my portfolio of other addictions) and it’s always easier to project things out and launch into a vile rant rather than take responsibility. Admittedly I DO find it rather strange and a bit unsettling when couples simultaneously post on here and are clearly in the same room while doing so, but so be it. That’s just my opinion. It doesn’t mean that you deserve to die or anything like that. (That’s only reserved for Cilla)
And on that note, my cunty lovelies, I bid thee auf Wiedersehen. (Mods, please ignore any future requests for a reset. I lock myself out for a reason and it’s always about wanting to feel less insane and live a slightly calmer life. Also, no more aliases. I’ve run out of email addresses and gmx have threatened to send the scary hairy backed feds round if I try to set up any more. (Door’s on the latch.) XOXOXO
This is genuinely upsetting. One of my absolute favourites.ZU HERE
I have finally reached the end of my time in the lounge - although I’m still trying to resist the urge to have a peek, having been here for 11 years - but not for any of the reasons assumed here. It was actually further to the discussion about my posting a photo (or not, as the case remains). I thought, would I attribute the real me to some of the things I’ve posted as Zu? The answer was no, so I thought, well, why am I doing this?
On the couples front, that was indeed my (probably drunken) post on Breasts Inc. and I’m sorry that @COB was upset about it, not least because he’s one of my lounge favourites. I was just venting in my venty, hysterical Zu way. Very easy to forget that there are actual people at the other end. (Cough cough, Kitty Brucknell.) I’ve struggled for fucking ages with what is undeniably an addiction to posting here (to add to my portfolio of other addictions) and it’s always easier to project things out and launch into a vile rant rather than take responsibility. Admittedly I DO find it rather strange and a bit unsettling when couples simultaneously post on here and are clearly in the same room while doing so, but so be it. That’s just my opinion. It doesn’t mean that you deserve to die or anything like that. (That’s only reserved for Cilla)
And on that note, my cunty lovelies, I bid thee auf Wiedersehen. (Mods, please ignore any future requests for a reset. I lock myself out for a reason and it’s always about wanting to feel less insane and live a slightly calmer life. Also, no more aliases. I’ve run out of email addresses and gmx have threatened to send the scary hairy backed feds round if I try to set up any more. (Door’s on the latch.) XOXOXO
ZU HERE
I have finally reached the end of my time in the lounge - although I’m still trying to resist the urge to have a peek, having been here for 11 years - but not for any of the reasons assumed here. It was actually further to the discussion about my posting a photo (or not, as the case remains). I thought, would I attribute the real me to some of the things I’ve posted as Zu? The answer was no, so I thought, well, why am I doing this?
On the couples front, that was indeed my (probably drunken) post on Breasts Inc. and I’m sorry that @COB was upset about it, not least because he’s one of my lounge favourites. I was just venting in my venty, hysterical Zu way. Very easy to forget that there are actual people at the other end. (Cough cough, Kitty Brucknell.) I’ve struggled for fucking ages with what is undeniably an addiction to posting here (to add to my portfolio of other addictions) and it’s always easier to project things out and launch into a vile rant rather than take responsibility. Admittedly I DO find it rather strange and a bit unsettling when couples simultaneously post on here and are clearly in the same room while doing so, but so be it. That’s just my opinion. It doesn’t mean that you deserve to die or anything like that. (That’s only reserved for Cilla)
And on that note, my cunty lovelies, I bid thee auf Wiedersehen. (Mods, please ignore any future requests for a reset. I lock myself out for a reason and it’s always about wanting to feel less insane and live a slightly calmer life. Also, no more aliases. I’ve run out of email addresses and gmx have threatened to send the scary hairy backed feds round if I try to set up any more. (Door’s on the latch.) XOXOXO


This is sad news and you will be missed. I hope you realise that we will all miss more than just the funny, cunty Zu persona and that the person underneath is very much someone that we care about. In hindsight, it has occasionally been perceptible that you have been concerned about your relationship with the site and I will you every success in sorting yourself out, with or without Moopy. If you ever feel like you are able to post here in good mental health, we will all be delighted to welcome you back, but if that day never comes then take care of yourself.ZU HERE
I have finally reached the end of my time in the lounge - although I’m still trying to resist the urge to have a peek, having been here for 11 years - but not for any of the reasons assumed here. It was actually further to the discussion about my posting a photo (or not, as the case remains). I thought, would I attribute the real me to some of the things I’ve posted as Zu? The answer was no, so I thought, well, why am I doing this?
On the couples front, that was indeed my (probably drunken) post on Breasts Inc. and I’m sorry that @COB was upset about it, not least because he’s one of my lounge favourites. I was just venting in my venty, hysterical Zu way. Very easy to forget that there are actual people at the other end. (Cough cough, Kitty Brucknell.) I’ve struggled for fucking ages with what is undeniably an addiction to posting here (to add to my portfolio of other addictions) and it’s always easier to project things out and launch into a vile rant rather than take responsibility. Admittedly I DO find it rather strange and a bit unsettling when couples simultaneously post on here and are clearly in the same room while doing so, but so be it. That’s just my opinion. It doesn’t mean that you deserve to die or anything like that. (That’s only reserved for Cilla)
And on that note, my cunty lovelies, I bid thee auf Wiedersehen. (Mods, please ignore any future requests for a reset. I lock myself out for a reason and it’s always about wanting to feel less insane and live a slightly calmer life. Also, no more aliases. I’ve run out of email addresses and gmx have threatened to send the scary hairy backed feds round if I try to set up any more. (Door’s on the latch.) XOXOXO

Oh now that WAS A TREAT!Very sensibly put @dmlaw (unlike me)
Zu is possibly my favourite poster of recent times (definitely top 3) and I've just remembered ANOTHER of my lockdown highlights was the GRIM 70s FOOD CHAT![]()