Friday realises Moopy is old enough to have got it's GCSE's yesterday

I had O-Grades and Highers when I was at school. It's now a full 30 years plus a few months since I left school. Fucking hated it, have never missed it, am in touch with 2 people and one of them is just through Facebook.
 
Hi huns. I wish this storm didn’t coincide with a day out at Alton Towers.
 
My brolly survived old ELLEN this morning which I was very surprised about, as it is almost as frail as ME.
 
I dreamt that a brochure came through the door for the London Mayoral election and Sooty and Sweep were both standing.

Sue of course DISGRACED after that incident with Basil Brush and a butternut squash :(
 
big ron said:
This mornings microdose appears to not be quite so micro. I'm all yawny and things are looking a bit mushroomy. Oh well!
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Not much you can do apart from sit back and enjoy it. I'm sure things will be back to shoe curtain wibble plank shortly.
 
ButterTart said:
It's dead sunny here in Matlock. Off to the arcade in a bit, like any self-respecting 37 year old.
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I do hope that Matlock is sufficiently modern to receive dmlaw's Indie Disco playlist this evening. It's going to be a stormer.
 
I've discovered an obsession with indoor plants. But I stupidly bought an orchid and now everyone tells me how hard they hard to keep alive. Going on my fish track record, I don't think the orchid will last long
 
Rachey said:
I've discovered an obsession with indoor plants. But I stupidly bought an orchid and now everyone tells me how hard they hard to keep alive. Going on my fish track record, I don't think the orchid will last long
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What type of orchid? My mum has a few she's had for years and she's no expert.
 
Sadly I'm not actually that fucked, but that was all the hallmark signs of a proper come up, my eyes got a bit watery and everything. I was quite looking forward to being fully wankered.
 
I’ve just been watching Young Sheldon wondering who he looks like, and I’ve realised it’s Taylor Swift and now I can’t not see it
 
Kate said:
I want a carnivorous plant to get rid of cunt fruit flies.
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I hate the fruit flies, because I've got the tortoise in his vivarium we get them every year. Also because of the tortoise I can't use fly spray on them so last year I bought window stickers in bulk and they've done well catching the little bastards this year. I put a new one on the back door window this morning as I noticed a couple near the sink when I got up. There are 5 stuck to it already.

Good idea about the fly-trap plant too. I'll be seeing my brother tomorrow and he grows venus fly-traps, bonsai trees and has pitcher plants in his pond so I might nick one if I illegally go in his house (which is looking likely considering the crappy weather forecast).
 
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