Rubberband Tuesday

[Diddy]

Feeling a bit dozy, achieved something by buying assorted japanese junk for belated birthday presents (just blame Corona)

Feeling achey too, partly bad posture, but partly yesterday next sexual chapter with potential Mr Diddy.

if I could learn to twang like a rubberband...

 

[octophone]

Well, it is absolutely pissing it down here. And I have to haul myself to a distant post office to collect vinyl. Through wind and rain, we travel - to secure our precious vinyl by obscure US sound-artists.

 

[lolly]

FUCK OFF TUESDAY

 

[Iguana]

Feeling achey too, partly bad posture, but partly yesterday next sexual chapter with potential Mr Diddy.

if I could learn to twang like a rubberband...

You'd be a rubber band guuurl *makes crazy elastic noises and prances around in a straightjacket*

Mr Diddy must have been making you use muscles that haven't been used in a long time

 

[SDF]

What a horrid day

can I just go back to sleep?

 

[lolly]

I had that last week. Unfortunately it was because I'd been having a good go at the skirting boards the day before.

 

[big ron]

Tired and busy, my favourite combo. Can't wait to answer the 15 questions my accountant has sent me first.

 

[Soldi]

What LOVELY weather to accompany me at the start of a gruelling 12 hour shift. I’m PISS WET THROUGH.

 

[big ron]

At least you haven't got to go and set up a SOCIALLY DISTANCED festival in this SHIT.

 

[octophone]

Nothing like pissing rain to keep people in their own homes WHERE THEY BELONG.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WORST DAY EVER

 

[Indie]

Storm Francis, eh.

Wonder if we'll ever get a Stormin' Norman.

 

[lolly]

Can someone please just hit FAST FORWARD on this fucking day?

 

[Dark Carnival]

MAKE THAT WEEK PLEASE

 

[octophone]

 

[Indie]

Nice weather for geese etc etc

 

[Sheena]

I’m having a duvet day in this horror weather.

 

[Rita]

What VILE weather. I got soaked going to the bloody car. It’s fucking FREEZING too.

 

[Soldi]

Oh now my BANANA’S BRUISED

But LETS BE HAPPY there’s only another NINE HOURS TO GO

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh now my BANANA’S BRUISED

Someone spent too much time on @Dark Carnival's Instagram last night...

 

[SDF]

What VILE weather. I got soaked going to the bloody car. It’s fucking FREEZING too.

it is freezing, time for the heating?

 

[Iguana]

Someone spent too much time on @Dark Carnival's Instagram last night...

 

[big ron]

The sun is shining on Ron

 

[Rita]

it is freezing, time for the heating?

Mine is certainly up FULL BLAST.

 

[Rita]

The sun is shining on Ron

The sun always shines on the righteous.

 

[Lucille]

Hey girls, went for MARTINIS last night with my flatmate and now I feel like I’m dying.

 

[Rita]

Hey girls, went for MARTINIS last night with my flatmate and now I feel like I’m dying.

Have you and him still not had INTERCOURSE? Talk about LONGWINDED.

 

[Lucille]

Have you and him still not had INTERCOURSE? Talk about LONGWINDED.

It’s only been 3 weeks!

 

[Rita]

It’s only been 3 weeks!

EXACTLY.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I’m currently in the wrong mental head space mentality thing in my head. You know the one where you HATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s only been 3 weeks!

Don’t fuck your flatmate !

 

[Diddy]

I think I’m currently in the wrong mental head space mentality thing in my head. You know the one where you HATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

YES I DO YOU ARSEHOLE

 

[Lucille]

Don’t fuck your flatmate !

FINE I’ll save myself for you.

 

[SDF]

Don’t fuck your flatmate !

THIS. Honestly, until you know he is leaving, then do it x

 

[Sheena]

Oh what’s wrong with you all? IMAGINE THE ENTERTAINMENT.

Go forth and procreate, LUCILLE!

 

[octophone]

Honestly, shagging yr flatmate? It's not like you can smash and dash if it's not exactly sublime, eh?

 

[Sheena]

IMAGINE THE FALLOUT!

 

[big ron]

I think I’m currently in the wrong mental head space mentality thing in my head. You know the one where you HATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

This is a very MDMA at the weekend kind of post.

 

[big ron]

Don’t fuck your flatmate !

Why not, I fucked mine and ended up marrying her. <3

 

[Lucille]

I’m not going to shag him, I'm never going to shag him. If I wanted to shag him I probably could, because I am what? Sickening.