Kalavision Song Contest - GRAND FINAL RESULTS FRIDAY 25/09

[Lucille]

KALA KALA VISION. KALAVISION.

 

[OutSynk]

It's okay ladies, I've just been personally told the result.

Here's my entrant being raised up onto the first place podium in front of many adoring fans

On brand.

 

[Lucille]

I mean it’s still a twink, just one that’s way beyond its sell by date.

 

[Lucille]

Phone your DEALER Luce cos it's gonna be a BIG ONE

Thank God I didn’t get a PACKET IN last night.

 

[Suomi]

Wait I did the big reveal about my song can you hoes please back me up so I don’t get DQed because I’m obvs top 5. Looking at you @Suomi you cesspit of evil intent.

Can other posters please back Lucille, cwej, Soldi and myself by revealing please. If we get DQ'ed for putting ourselves on the line

 

[Tisch]

Im not revealing my entry. I'm so upset I stayed up all night waiting for my 17th place pity crown. I feel like such a ZOMBIE today.

 

[Lucille]

If he goes on a DQ spree I will personally hold my own contest for the DQed entries. (Welcome back SENEGAL!)

 

[Suomi]

Im not revealing my entry.

All I see now is a target on your back, Tisch.

#moopymafiaisreal

 

[Tisch]

All I see now is a target on your back, Tisch.

#moopymafiaisreal

I read that as #mafiaisrael *found murdered in Haifa*

Anyway. You wouldn't turn on a team Dany sister like that would you now?

 

[Soldi]

Can other posters please back Lucille, cwej, Soldi and myself by revealing please. If we get DQ'ed for putting ourselves on the line

LETS START THE REVOLUTION

 

[Lucille]

Please note that Jacques and Iguana have also bravely outed themselves.

 

[Lucille]

Girls, if you’re not with us your against us.

 

[Iguana]

Please note that Jacques and Iguana have also bravely outed themselves.

THANK YOU x

 

[Soldi]

Oh has @Iguana told everyone else now??

 

[Suomi]

Please note that Jacques and Iguana have also bravely outed themselves.

Oh really - what was their entry?

Apologies to them both - particularly as I know Iguana has some tough times when he finds his husband murdered

 

[Lucille]

Iguana’s was a subtle reveal, but the CLUES are there.

 

[Iguana]

Teaches me right for being SUBTLE

Also, can the person responsible for Ukraine please own up so I can move them onto the shortlist for my 12 at Moopyrate.

I mean I assumed I was already on @ButterTart 's list for a 12 on Moopyrate...

 

[Iguana]

Oh really - what was their entry?

Apologies to them both - particularly as I know Iguana has some tough times when he finds his husband murdered

@Tisch revealed his entry too

 

[Soldi]

Teaches me right for being SUBTLE

YOU TROLL

 

[Iguana]

By process of elimination we'll be able to work out Kala's entry

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch revealed his entry too

I suggest people CZECH my post again

 

[Suomi]

This #promo is ART isn't it? Silence to get us all talking. Same genre as

I've just read some pages I didn't see earlier and for this iconic post alone I'm calling off the hit. Stay strong sister Tisch. Under His Eye.

 

[Lucille]

Please can all further reveals be BIG reveals thank you.

 

[Suomi]

I suggest people CZECH my post again

Your entry was so good!

 

[Soldi]

OMG I'LL DO A LIST
Chile = Soldi
Japan = Lucille
Monaco = Suomi
Spain = cwej
Czech Republic = Tisch
Ukraine = Iguana
Finland = Suomi Jacques

 

[Lucille]

I’m calling Kate for Liechtenstein also.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry, I’m FINGERING her.

 

[ButterTart]

Teaches me right for being SUBTLE

Oh shit I didn't even get that. @Tisch had best pull his socks up because you're absolutely crushing Bu-Tart's Best Friend Race.

 

[ButterTart]

I suggest people CZECH my post again

Holy shit, my other favourite! Congratulations, you're back in the race.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG I'LL DO A LIST
Chile = Soldi
Japan = Lucille
Monaco = Suomi
Spain = cwej
Czech Republic = Tisch
Ukraine = Iguana
Finland = Suomi Jacques

I don't want to reveal mine because then everyone will vote for it and I'm not about to rig a prestigious contest like this.

 

[cwej]

Prestigious and TIMELY.

 

[OutSynk]

OMG I'LL DO A LIST
Chile = Soldi
Japan = Lucille
Monaco = Suomi
Spain = cwej
Czech Republic = Tisch
Ukraine = Iguana
Finland = Suomi Jacques

Thanks, bitch.

 

[Kate]

Which were your faves? I know from your reactions mine wasn’t one of them

The French goths singing in German and the two funny Spanish ladies with their dancing dog.

 

[Kate]

My entry will be revealed on Friday when I do Kate’s Hot Mess Hits.

 

[cwej]

Has @Kalabaliken been on since his last 'announcement' that we would be doing results two nights ago?

This thread is going to go on longer than the ZSA ZSA GABOR DEATH thread at this rate.

 

[COB]

No

 

[Iguana]

I think he was because he sent me a A Song For Moopy entry on Wednesday, but I think that's the last time he was on

Oh actually he logged in on Thursday too

 

[Suomi]

I say we lock the thread and just let it move down the most recent posts. Kala is a mod so can unlock it if he wants to post the results. I will say though that I think it would be good for him to say something about it happening either way.

 

[cwej]

I think he was because he sent me a A Song For Moopy entry on Wednesday, but I think that's the last time he was on

Oh actually he logged in on Thursday too

A 10 second post just to stop people wasting their Friday evening might have been nice, as @Suomi says.

 

[OutSynk]

Well I enjoyed it.