Lady Gaga - The Chromatica Era

[Loufoque]

Meanwhile, on the ferry from Sardinia to Corsica, I was waiting to disembark when I noticed the queen in front of me was wearing a JOANNE T-SHIRT! I don't know if it was the sea-sickness or the shock that someone would so openly stan the Joanne era, but I was shaking and crying.

 

[Loufoque]

Meanwhile, here is a more realistic rate.

10 Chromatica I
10 Alice
10 Stupid Love
11 Rain on Me
11 Free Woman
09 Fun Tonight
10 Chromatica II
09 911
07 Sour Candy
04 Plastic Doll
13 Enigma
09 Replay
09 Chromatica III
11 Sine from Above
08 1000 Doves
16 Babylon
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08 1000 Doves (Piano Version)
09 Love Me Right

 

[Jark]

Alice is low key one of my faves now

 

[K.C.]

Typical Jark.

 

[joanne]

Meanwhile, on the ferry from Sardinia to Corsica, I was shaking and crying.

it was probably corona.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Another Fri-YAY, another Chromatica SLAY.

And yes I am pleased to update you all that 'Stupid Love' has finally clicked

 

[Pipo]

Another Fri-YAY, another Chromatica SLAY.

And yes I am pleased to update you all that 'Stupid Love' has finally clicked

hold on to your wig Sue cause we're all gonne lose it by Sunday when she performs at the MTV VMAs

 

[Loufoque]

And yes I am pleased to update you all that 'Stupid Love' has finally clicked

Here's the POST that I'VE been WAITing FOR

 

[Loufoque]

I have already removed my wig in anticipation of the VMA Medley (yes, medley - I am speaking it into existence, Oprah-style).

 

[Jark]

I think we might get Chromatica I / Alice going into Rain On Me, but I hope for a bit of Free Woman too

 

[Loufoque]

Is this based on anything concrete, or is it pure gay speculation? Frankly, I don't care for actual information at this point and would prefer to indulge in wild fantasies of a full orchestra giving us Chromatica II, which segues meme-ably into 911 for one verse, before heading into Free Woman, Stupid Love, Rain On Me, and Babylon rounding out a 15-minute slot.

 

[Pipo]

Is this based on anything concrete, or is it pure gay speculation? Frankly, I don't care for actual information at this point and would prefer to indulge in wild fantasies of a full orchestra giving us Chromatica II, which segues meme-ably into 911 for one verse, before heading into Free Woman, Stupid Love, Rain On Me, and Babylon rounding out a 15-minute slot.

I'm calling my mum in order to prepare my come MONDAY THEN

 

[Loufoque]

Rest in Power, babe

 

[Jark]

Is this based on anything concrete, or is it pure gay speculation? Frankly, I don't care for actual information at this point and would prefer to indulge in wild fantasies of a full orchestra giving us Chromatica II, which segues meme-ably into 911 for one verse, before heading into Free Woman, Stupid Love, Rain On Me, and Babylon rounding out a 15-minute slot.

I don't operate on fact babe, I operate on feeling. and my insides are feeling a Free Woman extravaganza with a fully trans dance troupe and some SERIOUS VOX!

 

[OutSynk]

Alice is low key one of my faves now

 

[Loufoque]

Gags NEEDS to serve us Black Trans Lives Matter with her perf. I want Peppermint and Monica Beverley Hills on that stage giving us Free Woman and Babylon for the GODS dawwwling

 

[joanne]

is it going to be green screen performances streamed live from their homes?

 

[joanne]

Lots of "first" moments will cement the 2020 VMAs as a historic one, besides the fact that it's being held virtually due to the coronavirus pandemic.

i-i-i'll be your (green scre)enigma!

why are there no dancing emojis?

 

[HeLikedTurner]

I hate medleys with a passion UNLESS the performance is over 10 minutes, in which each song just might get a chance to shine.

 

[Pipo]

I hate medleys with a passion UNLESS the performance is over 10 minutes, in which each song just might get a chance to shine.

I literally cackled when she did the Super Bowl, trying to shoehorn one of my all time least faves Edge Of Glory

I'm ON THE EDGE!!!111 *segues into Poker Face immediately*

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Here's the POST that I'VE been WAITing FOR

When are we going to recreate the entire CHROMATICA album on the dance floor? UGH I can't just dance to it in the house like a crazed loon with the cats and the BF giving me strange looks

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm here for a medley if it is the entire album from start to finish

 

[joanne]

I literally cackled when she did the Super Bowl, trying to shoehorn one of my all time least faves Edge Of Glory

I'm ON THE EDGE!!!111 *segues into Poker Face immediately*

while it was completely criminal not to perform all of The Edge of Glory, THAT was A MOMENT because she was LITERALLY on the edge!

 

[Pipo]

OH
MY FUCKING LIFE

 

[Pipo]

oh yes, we needed a Candlelight Version of Stupid Love

 

[Pipo]

Is this based on anything concrete, or is it pure gay speculation? Frankly, I don't care for actual information at this point and would prefer to indulge in wild fantasies of a full orchestra giving us Chromatica II, which segues meme-ably into 911 for one verse, before heading into Free Woman, Stupid Love, Rain On Me, and Babylon rounding out a 15-minute slot.

Well 4 guesses out of 6 ain't too bad.

GET READY girl @Loufoque She serves VOX, CHOREOGRAPHY and LOOKS for 9 minutes

 

[GNL]

That was fab She's such a QoL

 

[OutSynk]

Great performance although she was a bit extra with the vox during Stupid Piano.

Also loved how RIDICULOUS she looked while giving this heartfelt speech.

 

[K.C.]

"Can't see me CROY"

 

[K.C.]

That "Stupid Love" piano bit was GARBAGE. She should've done Babylon instead. Does she HATE HER FANS?

 

[Diddy]

Not available in my country

but dozens of reaction videos with thumbnails I want to punch

 

[Loufoque]

The perf was MESSY. Rain On Me looked wonderful, and Ariana served us a Mariah post-peak whistle, but Gaga's vocals on 911 were a mess, and why did we need Stupid Love on the piano?

Her Tricon speech was great though. She looked like Rita Repulsa.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The perf was MESSY. Rain On Me looked wonderful, and Ariana served us a Mariah post-peak whistle, but Gaga's vocals on 911 were a mess, and why did we need Stupid Love on the piano?

Agreed. That was ArtPop era messiness and not in a good way.

 

[SDF]

I thought the perf was good, with Stupid Love on the piano being the only bit that felt a little meh.

Ariana’s vocals were sensational

 

[Iguana]

I thought the perf was good, with Stupid Love on the piano being the only bit that felt a little meh.

Ariana’s vocals were sensational

Agreed, it was good without being her best. I love how she incorporated her face mask. I thought Rain on Me worked really well and should have been the closer. I think she was trying to make Stupid Love into Million Reasons Superbowl-style but the song doesn't suit a piano arrangement and she really struggled to find the notes because she was over-egging the pudding. She should have just done a bit of Shallow. But it was cool to hear 911 live and Rain on Me was a MOMENT

 

[Iguana]

She also could have made more of the moment Chromatics II segues into 911. I wanted some kind of EXPLOSION

 

[joanne]

ok but what does Tricon mean? this is the only definition i could find on the internet.

Tricon is a residential real estate company primarily focused on rental housing in North America, with approximately $7.3 billion (C$9.6 billion) of assets under management.

 

[joanne]

oh so a "triple container."

i mean we've all gained a little weight during quarantine but come on, MTV...

 

[Iguana]

oh so a "triple container."

i mean we've all gained a little weight during quarantine but come on, MTV...

Hair body face, triple threat!

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Typically messy-but-fun Gaga performance. I’m actually a big fan of pianoGa, but the Stupid Love bit was horrific.