First erect penis to be shown on UK TV

[AGinAg (37)]

This topic will forever be a guests favourite.

 

[lolly]

It IS only a cock, but I think it will be the first time I'll have seen one in glorious HD on the flatscreen.

 

[Lucille]

It’s EIGHT cocks.

 

[lolly]

I'm not sure I've ever seen EIGHT cocks IN MY LIFE

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope this means an extra round will now be added to that naked dating show. More the pity that a guy I once went on a date with would go on before this right enough.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am suddenly reminded of Danny Gogo.

 

[Mugatu]

Anyway I'll obviously be glued to the screen, there's nothing quite like a lurid C4 docco - they don't make enough of them for my liking, bring back the Living Dolls and Dogging Tales etc

My favourites in this genre are the personal mission ones hosted by desperate Z-list celebrities (think Kirsten's Topless Ambition ), which are nominally about stuff like "body positivity" and "self-acceptance" but are actually excuses to gawp at semi-famous people naked.

If this first erect penis in history proves to be a success, I hope one day we will see the familiar line-up of former CBBC presenters, ex-boyband members and Love Island contestants exposing their anuses on national television.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Exposed anuses are the future of TV.

I'm pretty sure I've seen one on a medical show before.

 

[COB]

I've definitely seen anal bleaching on C5 at some point

 

[Lucille]

I think a hole on the widescreen would be a bit much even for ME.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Googling 'exposed anus moopy' brings back memories of some fun and gay tags

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To think the exposed anus forum never happened.

 

[COB]

Some would argue it's needed now more than EVER

 

[Lucille]

Who’s ready for some COCKS?

 

[OutSynk]

Who’s ready for some COCKS?

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/4/4414.jpg?1596840426

 

[AGinAg (37)]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/4/4414.jpg?1596840426

Little Chef exposed anus.

 

[COB]

Looks like quite a lot of gays.

 

[Soldi]

“It’s mainly dick”

new slogan for moopy instagram

 

[COB]

Piss shots and everything

 

[Lucille]

Already getting penis FATIGUE.

 

[Lucille]

I remember finding porn in BUSH. Who was going around leaving them around wooded areas?

 

[Soldi]

HOW can they remember?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember finding porn in BUSH

George Bush?

 

[Lucille]

I remember my FIRST WANK vividly.

 

[win_the_game]

Already getting penis FATIGUE.

That's saying something coming from you!

 

[Lucille]

Asian guy would get it.

 

[Lucille]

Are they not going to show HIS DICK?

 

[Soldi]

What’s his NAME?

 

[COB]

What’s his NAME?

Oh AYE

 

[Soldi]

Oh AYE

Yes but we need it for COCKRATE

 

[Lume]

Are there any nice ones? SCREENCAPS ta.

 

[COB]

If he's so interested in penises I'm surprised he decided not to go into the army.

 

[Lucille]

Is that guy bring interviewed in the Hampstead Heath public toilets?

 

[win_the_game]

What a lovely display of FOLIAGE

 

[Lucille]

This is quite BORING.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not BLUBBING

 

[COB]

Someone could tell this man about adoption.

 

[COB]

Oh a sperm donor, THANK GOD.

 

[Lucille]

Well this is a TURN OFF.

 

[COB]

Not all Scottish people are this drippy, I promise! I mean he is, and I am, but not everybody.