Tuesday is the new Monday

I’ve become too accustomed to afternoon naps, that I’m getting really grumpy working in the office today as I can’t take one :(
 
It's Ocado Switching to M&S Day! I have my lemon & coriander houmous and have successfully unlocked Middle Class Level 5.
 
First day back in the office today. The only annoyance was an uncomfortable bra because I'm more used to not wearing one now. Oh and the sodding wasp nest over the entrance so I stamped on six of them in the foyer, hit three with a roll of brown paper and then rang the wasp man to come and poison them.
 
I’ve just ordered a FREE GOOGLE NEST through Spotify premium :disco:

I love a good KNOCK OFF ALEXA
 
They're BETTER than Alexa, well they are if you have other Google things anyway :tongueout:
 
Pingu said:
I am now about two years older than he was when I first met him in a bar and offended him by saying he was over the hill.
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How dya like them apples now eh ya cunt?

(Happy birthday love xx )
 
Although I already own a decent Alexa.
 
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Bah, I was hoping because of the rebrand to mesh they would have forgotten I've already got one through them. They had not.
 
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