Thursday cooks dinner with the perfect smokey eye

[Lucille]

Morning girls.

Woke up feeling bleary eyed and hungover then realised I hadn’t had a drink since Sunday and it’s just the shock of getting out of bed before noon.

 

[Lucille]

I see we had the same thread title back in February, an edit shall be made.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve got a COLD

 

[octophone]

At ye olde ende of my rope overe here. Mercifully, I only have to last another 32 hours before I have a whole fortnight off work and I'll spend about 6 of those asleep, maybe even 7 if I'm lucky.

 

[big ron]

Just nearly killed a guy

 

[ButterTart]

Just nearly killed a guy

On purpose?

 

[Iguana]

Just nearly killed a guy

With intent?

 

[lolly]

done with intent, without repent

 

[COB]

I see we had the same thread title back in February, an edit shall be made.

And what an edit

The context, for those who haven't been blessed:

 

[lolly]

God I need coffee. And I've already had two.

 

[SDF]

I’m sleepy

And blame @Iguana for my late night

 

[Lucille]

How's London treating you SDF?

 

[Iguana]

I’m sleepy

And blame @Iguana for my late night

And there was me thinking we weren't going to tell anyone

 

[COB]

Things are really quiet here today, we've been told we'll probably be able to get away early but that's usually code for 4pm and no earlier. Let us go now, there's nothing happening

 

[ButterTart]

With intent?

It’s worrying that we’ve both asked this and he’s stayed silent; maybe he’s already doing bird. And after that he might face a prison sentence.

 

[Iguana]

It’s worrying that we’ve both asked this and he’s stayed silent; maybe he’s already doing bird. And after that he might face a prison sentence.

I definitely think he went back to finish off the job

And then do a murder

 

[win_the_game]

I have a head cold (not Covid) which has knocked me for six. I feel like I’ve been punched in the face.

 

[ButterTart]

I definitely think he went back to finish off the job

And then do a murder

Reading it back, there’s an element of disappointment to it. Sort of an ‘I’ll get you next time, Gadget’ vibe.

 

[Rita]

A smokey eye is just the look I am going for today.

 

[COB]

Work update - just managed to accidentally set off an old discarded fire extinguisher while bringing in a delivery

 

[big ron]

On purpose?

With intent?

Not this time. Stepped out from in front of my stupidly big car in front of a cyclist and made him swerve into oncoming traffic. He shit it.

 

[octophone]

Not this time. Stepped out from in front of my stupidly big car in front of a cyclist and made him swerve into oncoming traffic. He shit it.

Well, you would.

 

[ButterTart]

Not this time. Stepped out from in front of my stupidly big car in front of a cyclist and made him swerve into oncoming traffic. He shit it.

Sounds like he almost killed himself if anything.

 

[Iguana]

Sounds like he almost killed himself if anything.

That's BR's story and he's sticking to it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

done with intent, without repent

I hope you got some common sense

 

[big ron]

That's BR's story and he's sticking to it.

My lawyer will be making a statement on my behalf later.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve done everything I intended to do at work today. There’s other stuff I COULD do but as I’ve not mentally prepared for it I’m reluctant to bother.

 

[lolly]

I've just read an article which described someone as a 'cleanfluencer'.

Fuck the fuck off, you shitting cunts.

 

[lolly]

@Ag, you win the award for possibly the best facebook status ever

 

[Suomi]

What a day. Was helping an old lady cross the road when this guy in this stupidly big car came flying at us out of nowhere, think he must have been heavily under the influence.

 

[octophone]

What a day. Was helping an old lady cross the road when this guy in this stupidly big car came flying at us out of nowhere, think he must have been heavily under the influence.

Was there a cyclist around?

 

[octophone]

New Autechre album in October. It's not ridiculously long this time. Reasons to be cheerful.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Ag, you win the award for possibly the best facebook status ever

Ha ha. Cats are better than human children. I have proof.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

done with intent, without repent

Susanne Sundfør forum NOW!

 

[big ron]

Was there a cyclist around?

I’ve been sober for at least 10 hours thank you

 

[big ron]

Anyway, I wasnt driving, I was an innocent pedestrian being ATTACKED by selfish road users

 

[Ecce Homo]

New Autechre album in October. It's not ridiculously long this time. Reasons to be cheerful.

Also a new ARAB STRAP album on its way, whilst we’re on the subject of things which aren’t shit!



Time for an AIDAN MOFFAT - WOULD YOU? thread, I think. Much nicer than that rancid Melanoma or whoever it is everyone’s been drivelling on about

 

[big ron]

I was listening to Arab Strap this morning, considering I'm still in the throes of a bit of a comedown it fit the tram journey perfectly.

 

[Ecce Homo]

ALTERGETHENAH

It was the biggest cock you’d ever seen
But you have no idea where that cock has been

Arab Strap forum now please, otherwise I’ll make a big fuss about leaving (again)

 

[Kate]

Iguanavision has given me hiccups that I CAN'T GET RID OF