Kate's Hot Mess Hits TONIGHT 8pm

[Kate]

Trans-X - Living on Video (1983)

YES! This was my Kalavision entry. Please now enjoy the English language version with the video featuring strange and VERY 80s French-Canadian people.

 

[ButterTart]

I forgot that Calvin Harris used to actually sing on some of his own songs.

‘Sing’ is a charitable assessment, but his early stuff had actual personality which he’s been lacking ever since he slapped it up Taylor Swift.

 

[dmlaw]

If there was the SLIGHTEST CHANCE that Kala was ever going to read this, you might have been joining the disqualification group.

 

[Soldi]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I listen to late 70s-early 80s Kate Bush. Does that save me?

 

[Iguana]

bit AVANT GARDE that last one

 

[Kate]

Solidarity with my fellow disqualified comrades.

All my eggs are in my Iguanavision basket now anyway.

 

[Iguana]

Wait hang on I don't remember this VIDEO

 

[ButterTart]

Trans-X - Living on Video (1983)

YES! This was my Kalavision entry. Please now enjoy the English language version with the video featuring strange and VERY 80s French-Canadian people.

Oh I did like this one. I don’t think I have it any points, but I liked it.

Incidentally I Wanna know if anyone picked up the subtle reveal of my country in the KV thread the other day.

 

[Soldi]

Trans-X - Living on Video (1983)

YES! This was my Kalavision entry. Please now enjoy the English language version with the video featuring strange and VERY 80s French-Canadian people.

Oh I have you points!

 

[Iguana]

What country was this @Kate ?

 

[ButterTart]

I listen to late 70s-early 80s Kate Bush. Does that save me?

But watching her videos must be a bit like The Antiques Roadshow for you.

 

[Iguana]

Oh I did like this one. I don’t think I have it any points, but I liked it.

Oh I have you points!

Lots of HAVING points going on

 

[Kate]

Oh I have you points!

GOD BLESS YOU. You are now acceptable after all.

 

[Kate]

King - Love & Pride (1984)

Dramatic campy CHEESE that I ADORE! Mr Kate HATES this which brings me additional glee when it gets played. He also hates Trans-X so this is a good double. *cackle*

 

[Soldi]

Lots of HAVING points going on

IM DRUNK LOVE!!!

 

[Kate]

Wait hang on I don't remember this VIDEO

The French version doesn't have one SADLY!

 

[Iguana]

But watching her videos must be a bit like The Antiques Roadshow for you.

It's the equivalent of me watching Elvis videos

 

[Kate]

What country was this @Kate ?

Canada!

 

[ButterTart]

Lots of HAVING points going on

Less of your cheek or I’ll hive you a clip round the ear.

 

[Lucille]

I listen to late 70s-early 80s Kate Bush. Does that save me?

*locates matches*

 

[dmlaw]

Oh I did like this one. I don’t think I have it any points, but I liked it.

Incidentally I Wanna know if anyone picked up the subtle reveal of my country in the KV thread the other day.

I didn't then but I believe I Marie have now. You got points.

 

[Lucille]

Trans-X - Living on Video (1983)

YES! This was my Kalavision entry. Please now enjoy the English language version with the video featuring strange and VERY 80s French-Canadian people.

Omg this was you! I loved this!

 

[Kate]

THAT'S!
WHAT MY HEART!
YEARNS FOR NOW!
LOVE AND PRIDE!

 

[Iguana]

Looks like Canada would have done well if it hadn't been disqualified

 

[Kate]

Tears For Fears - Change (1983)

CHANGE! XYLOPHONE!

 

[Kate]

I was sad that @Ag said he wasn't giving me points cos he already knew it

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't then but I believe I Marie have now. You got points.

Good to see my song had love injected into it by a few people.

 

[Kate]

Omg this was you! I loved this!

See you LIE about me giving myself away!

 

[Kate]

Electronic - Reality (1991)

If any FOOL don't know, Electronic are Bernard Sumner off of New Order and Johnny Marr off of the Smiths*. This is an album track that I am obsessed with.

* Further on-screen apologies for being Morrissey-adjacent.

 

[dmlaw]

I like Electronic. Second Nature is a great track.

 

[Lucille]

See you LIE about me giving myself away!

Oh you’re definitely not the UK then

 

[Lucille]

See you LIE about me giving myself away!

Also I didn’t @ you, that was just a KIKI amongst us GAYS!

 

[Ecce Homo]

King - Love & Pride (1984)

Dramatic campy CHEESE that I ADORE! Mr Kate HATES this which brings me additional glee when it gets played. He also hates Trans-X so this is a good double. *cackle*

Rather bizarrely and perhaps slightly disturbingly, I had a dream about you AND Mr Kate the other night. He was really quite tubby. Naturally I approved

Anyway I didn’t get to have a surreptitious fondle because you were both off to the disco. SWIZZ!

 

[Kate]

Also I didn’t @ you, that was just a KIKI amongst us GAYS!

WELL REALLY

 

[Lucille]

Rather bizarrely and perhaps slightly disturbingly, I had a dream about you AND Mr Kate the other night. He was really quite tubby. Naturally I approved

Omg I just remembered I had a vaguely inappropriate dream about @Suomi the other night!

 

[Lucille]

WELL REALLY

You can be part of our club when you take one in the STINK darling.

 

[Kate]

Rather bizarrely and perhaps slightly disturbingly, I had a dream about you AND Mr Kate the other night. He was really quite tubby. Naturally I approved

Anyway I didn’t get to have a fondle because you were both off to the disco. SWIZZ!

I regret to inform you he is in fact a tall skinny Elvis Costello lookalike

 

[Tisch]

Ooh I gave you one Kate!

 

[Ecce Homo]

I regret to inform you he is in fact a tall skinny Elvis Costello lookalike

In that case whoever it was is MINE MINE MINE!

 

[Kate]

Kim Wilde - Never Trust A Stranger (1988)

Kimmie's finest work for me.